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posted March 14, 2009 01:27 PM
 Edited By: dubious on 14 Mar 2009 22:20
Thought I'd share...
maybe I should get some bumper stickers, or license plates made!
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posted March 14, 2009 01:29 PM
Edited By: dubious on 14 Mar 2009 23:24
and another favorite
another cool sticker / plate.... LOL
I have a 13 yr old daughter so unfortunately I can't always display whats on my mind....
and as for the doods with bulls balls on their truck hitches... you all need a kick in the balls... I had to avoid explaining what they were;.... for the last 10 years 
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posted March 14, 2009 01:38 PM
See what you started Bawls.
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posted March 14, 2009 02:22 PM
Edited By: dubious on 14 Mar 2009 22:23
Don't tell me he likes prairie oysters so much , he has has em hanging on his truck...? LOL
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posted March 14, 2009 03:19 PM
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and as for the doods with bulls balls on their truck hitches... you all need a kick in the balls... I had to avoid explaining what they were;.... for the last 10 years
What they are is ...STUPID.........
I assume to install them one would need to get a good handful.... :-/ ....no thanks....
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posted March 14, 2009 03:24 PM
Maybe the guys who have em hangin on the truck are in envy...LOL 
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posted March 14, 2009 03:29 PM
Edited By: Ninja14 on 14 Mar 2009 23:30
This guy and his 9yr old daughter are driving down the road and coming towards them is Lorena Bobbit.
As the cars pass she throws out the dick.............SPLAT.....it hits the other cars windshield and slides up and away.
The girl YELLS................WHAT WAS THAT?
Dad trying to avoid the topic of sex quickly says..........It was just a bug honey.
She says
Really?- it sure had a big dick.........
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posted March 14, 2009 03:49 PM
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posted March 14, 2009 04:35 PM
+ 1 LMAO I have daughters.
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posted March 14, 2009 04:40 PM
Don't you miss Rodney Dangerfield....Because he said ...
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home!
A hooker once told me she had a headache!
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all..
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate myself now.'
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off.
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
The other day I came home early and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?'
He said, 'Because you came home early.'
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer..
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; she called me from Chicago last night.
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posted March 14, 2009 06:18 PM
LOL !!....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!......LMAO !!
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posted March 14, 2009 07:39 PM
roach suicide brought tears !
That guy hadfunny azz sh^t
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posted March 15, 2009 04:51 AM
love rodney great post
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posted March 15, 2009 11:21 AM
A guy goes to a tattoo parlor.
"Gimme a tattoo of a truck on my dick" he says.
"Ok what kind of truck do you want? " ask the artist
He thinks for a second.....
"Make it a 4x4.... cause it gonna get dirty" 
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posted March 15, 2009 11:37 AM
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posted March 15, 2009 11:59 AM
A guy is in a bar getting Hammered and goes to the Men's Room.
As he opens his fly he looks up and see's a sign.
Don't Look Up here For Any Funny Sayings........... The Joke Is In Your Hand.
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