V2K_CCTX
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posted July 20, 2007 11:38 AM
 Edited By: V2K_CCTX on 20 Jul 2007 12:38
Murphy's Laws for Motorcycles
1) A motorcycle cannot fall over without a crowd.
2) The odds of a motorcycle falling over are directly
proportional to the size of the audience, and the owners ego.
The newness, and expense, of the bike may also factor into it.
3) Motorcycles are to yellow bugs as aircraft carriers once
were to kamikaze pilots.
4) You will not feel the need to go to the restroom until after
your have put on your rain suit.
5) The fact that your keys are in your pants pocket will only
be apparent after you have put your gloves on.
6) Quick fixes are so named for how long they stay fixed.
7) The only part you really need will also be the only one on
permanent backorder.
8) Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being
shown to a prospective buyer.
9) You will never have a flat tire on the road unless you
leave the flat repair kit at home.
10) Universal kit accessories are so named because they fit
no bike in this universe.
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V2K_CCTX:
2007 ZX-14 Ebony Black (his) -- Leo Vince exhaust/flies out/PC3 mapped/SS brake and clutch lines/helibars/Competition Werkes GP pegs F&R/Puig Carbon Fiber Windscreen/Bikelites fender eliminator/custom CNC frame sliders & fork sliders
2007 CBR600RR Pearl White/Silver (hers)
2007 GV650 Avitar (hers)
2007 Vulcan 2000 LT (his) Muzzy Drag Pipes/Kuryakyn ProR Hypercharger/PC3 mapped/Chrome everywhere/everything
2007 Ninja 250R Silver (daughters) w/ Muzzy SS Exhaust
  
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1badzx12r
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posted July 20, 2007 12:25 PM
11) go for a ride and a bike becomes a cop magnet ..
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ghostman
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posted July 20, 2007 12:28 PM
quote:
11) go for a ride and a bike becomes a cop magnet ..
I Second That!
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flyboy
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posted July 20, 2007 12:35 PM
Thanks for the laws. Very funny--
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One fast red ZX-14,
Three World and four National Land Speed Records,
One faster red and white Cessna Turbo 210
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Ninja_Knight
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posted July 20, 2007 12:47 PM
That was hysterical V2K... and so very accurate.
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stevewfl
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posted July 20, 2007 10:13 PM
quote:
quote:
11) go for a ride and a bike becomes a cop magnet ..
I Second That!
3rd it :P
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'08 R1 YAMAHA
ZX14 gone!
CBR600RR track bike
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Xtremespeed
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posted July 21, 2007 12:19 PM
#12 When riding your motorcycle, 10% chance of rain becomes 95%.
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V2K_CCTX
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posted July 23, 2007 06:17 AM
for rule #12, seems to be the case here in Texas lately!!
my fav is #10, the universal gadget/widget....damn things never fit!!!
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V2K_CCTX:
2007 ZX-14 Ebony Black (his) -- Leo Vince exhaust/flies out/PC3 mapped/SS brake and clutch lines/helibars/Competition Werkes GP pegs F&R/Puig Carbon Fiber Windscreen/Bikelites fender eliminator/custom CNC frame sliders & fork sliders
2007 CBR600RR Pearl White/Silver (hers)
2007 GV650 Avitar (hers)
2007 Vulcan 2000 LT (his) Muzzy Drag Pipes/Kuryakyn ProR Hypercharger/PC3 mapped/Chrome everywhere/everything
2007 Ninja 250R Silver (daughters) w/ Muzzy SS Exhaust
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reaper zx14
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posted July 23, 2007 09:46 PM
A FRIGGIN MEN!!!!
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2007 ZX-14
Diablo Black
Flies out
PC III / Brock Performance Track MAP
Brock Performance Pipe
Nitrous
Lowered 2 1/2 Inches
Extended swing arm "Roaring Toyz"
Carbon Fiber Ram Air Covers "Street Fighters By Design"
Carbon Fiber Side Covers (George Forman Grill) "Street Fighters By Design"
Dyno at 183 Horse Power and 110 Ft Lbs of tork
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BlackMagic14
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posted July 23, 2007 10:12 PM
IT is gonna rain AS SOON as you wash it too
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Jim K
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posted July 24, 2007 04:49 PM
#5 always happens to me!!!!
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Never did get the whole "Harley" thing!
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bigdtd
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posted July 24, 2007 04:58 PM
"IT is gonna rain AS SOON as you wash it too "
lol
rain every day this week
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2006 Black ZX-14,6 inches over,16/42, flies out,BMC Street Filter,Brock's Street Meg,Brock's Radial Mount Strap,PClll with Race map,Dynojet LCD w/Techmount, ZX-14 fender eliminator,Pilot Power2CTs,Speedohealer,Pazzo Levers,Cox Radiator Guard, Garmin Nuvi 265WT
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LeoVinceZX14
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posted July 25, 2007 03:27 AM
#13) The intensity of the rain goes up the farther you are from home or cover..
Guys:
Here in Florida you get sucked in with beautiful sunshine in the AM and afternoon showers pretty much like clockwork. Get greedy and go to far from home and..presto you will be 200 miles out and have storm chasers in RV's as you only company on a road with no overpasses and a major downpour......Was worth it to be able to gas it to 130+ repeatedly and not sweat any cops b4 the rain fell.
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'12 14R SE
PC V
Custom map
BMC filter
Leo Vince 4-2-1 w/ carbon can
Sato frame sliders
Supersprox 42T
Cox radiator guard
DID 530 X-ring chain.
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BobC
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posted July 25, 2007 06:29 AM
Rule #13, Put your crash helmet on the seat and it will fall to the floor.
Rule #14, Put your crash helmet on the floor and someone will kick it.
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Candy Thunder Blue 2006 ZZR1400
Stock wheelbase
Max: 205.4 mph in 1.25 miles
2012 ZZR1400 in Golden Blazed Green
Brock CT Full System. etc
Max: 203.1 in 1 mile (so far)
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