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posted June 27, 2007 12:39 AM
THE BEST SPEECH EVER WRITTEN!!!
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
treaty - starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.
God bless America. Thank you and good night.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!! THANK YOU TO THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO HAVE GIVEN THEIR LIVES THAT I MAY BE FREE "YOU ARE SO LOVED" "YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN"
"You cant curse the cause AND support the men dying for it" Patrick Henry
  
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posted June 27, 2007 04:14 AM
"My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. "
Translation: cut n run and leave the rest for al qaeda
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posted June 27, 2007 04:38 AM
While I DO NOT support cut and run, we do need to find a way to win quickly and decisively. the rest of the speaech sounds good. As a four tour gulf vet, the only way to win in the region, is to quit trying to make them all happy and just "win baby win" and then tell THEM how it will be. Kind of like how we dictated terms to the Axis after WW2!
Just one vets opinion.
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BlackMagic14
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posted June 27, 2007 04:53 AM
I agree we should just bomb the shit out of iraq kill as many people as we can and then leave.
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posted June 27, 2007 05:53 AM
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I agree we should just bomb the shit out of iraq kill as many people as we can and then leave.
and as a Canadian, I agree, as would many of us. However, our PM is an a-hole.
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posted June 27, 2007 04:18 PM
black as a vet also from gulf fucking mistake 1, I totally agree with your speech.
bomb'em and let them sort their own shit out, It's assholes and elbows up to hear with the bull.
So many young soldiers loosing their lives. But before I start to rant and rave---GOOD !@#$ SPEECH!!
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posted June 27, 2007 05:51 PM
 Edited By: RunningFree on 27 Jun 2007 19:25
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A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
You know what? On that point, you can go FUCK YOURSELF   with the closest pointed object you can find.
Us Canadians got nothing to prove. How easy it is to forget that, while we were sent to the slaughter on the beaches of Dieppe back in August 1942, most americans were safely in their battleships!
Oh, and while I'm at it, please note that we're in Afghanistan fighting right along your sides as I'm writing this. Brush up on your history instead of whining.
So again I say Fuck You . Both our countries share the continent, share the same Christian values our respective nations were founded on, share the language, share the same belief in freedom of speech and a democratic way. Christ we even share most of our food, you've exported enough of your supersize me crap over here (and yeah, we gladly eat it).
You should appreciate the fact that when you go north of the border, we're always happy to see you. I know that when I go south of the border, I feel right at home.
So what, you gonna nuke us now because we didn't hold your hand in Irak? Quit playing the fucking victim. Instead, we should all be worried and doing something about a bigger threat, a real threat, a viral threat: Islam.
You better apologize before you decide to come up to Canada, or I'll shove a barrel full of the Colonel's secret recipe down your throat when you do get here  
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posted June 27, 2007 05:57 PM
this chitty thread needs to be moved to the smackhouse!?
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posted June 27, 2007 05:59 PM
Steve, you a moderator now? Let the smack police do their jobs. Don't go putting anyone in citizen's arrest yourself...
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posted June 27, 2007 06:02 PM
I did not see the part about the ZX-14. Is that in part 2?
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posted June 27, 2007 06:03 PM
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Steve, you a moderator now? Let the smack police do their jobs. Don't go putting anyone in citizen's arrest yourself...
did you see a question mark behind my post. I'm not a mod, I have a hard time keeping up with the calendar. I certainly don't have time to babysit.
"Let the smack police do their jobs." <---are you my father now?
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posted June 27, 2007 06:09 PM
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" <---are you my father now? "
If it makes you feel safe! 
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posted June 27, 2007 06:14 PM
ya, well I don't wanna' post anything out of line in the Zx14 forum so here's a link for you too
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j180/stevewfl/avatars/okfacktard.gif
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posted June 27, 2007 06:16 PM
Edited By: RunningFree on 27 Jun 2007 19:17
oooo... bad language and insults!
I'm deeply hurt.
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posted June 27, 2007 06:19 PM
wanna' see deep hurt, look at this ZX14. now i don't expect oldtimers in here to be the kneedrag type....but i mean c'mon
http://www.bikeland.org/board/viewthread.php?FID=27&TID=31696
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posted June 27, 2007 06:36 PM
Edited By: RunningFree on 27 Jun 2007 19:46
If you could read, then you could read 'til the end of that post.
If you could read, you could understand the system.
If you could understand, then you'd know that your lame come back, trying to show me how God awful ugly my setup with the luggage really is, and all the while being clueless as to the full practicality of the system, show's your ignorance.
And in your ignorance, you don't understand why oh why I responded the way I responded when you posted, in your moderator stance and fake robes, that this topic should be moved. Of course it should: everything here is off topic!
Let me assess what is happening: you're frustrated that I responded to you. But I was frustrated because you apparently didn't notice that I had already admonished that my response to the original post, as the original post itself, had no business being here in the first place. In my perspective, you were rubbing it in.
You want to go on in the trivial insults and worthless jabber, go ahead. I'm out. Insult me and curse me all you want. I'll have no further part of it.
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posted June 27, 2007 06:47 PM
Edited By: stevewfl on 27 Jun 2007 19:48
I beg your parden, but I'm frustrated I can't mount luggage all over my bike like you did yours.
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BlackMagic14
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posted June 27, 2007 06:55 PM
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A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
You know what? On that point, you can go FUCK YOURSELF with the closest pointed object you can find.
Us Canadians got nothing to prove. How easy it is to forget that, while we were sent to the slaughter on the beaches of Dieppe back in August 1942, most americans were safely in their battleships!
Oh, and while I'm at it, please note that we're in Afghanistan fighting right along your sides as I'm writing this. Brush up on your history instead of whining.
So again I say Fuck You . Both our countries share the continent, share the same Christian values our respective nations were founded on, share the language, share the same belief in freedom of speech and a democratic way. Christ we even share most of our food, you've exported enough of your supersize me crap over here (and yeah, we gladly eat it).
I didnt right the speech, And I dont neccesarily have a problem with canada so CHILL THE FUCK OUT
You should appreciate the fact that when you go north of the border, we're always happy to see you. I know that when I go south of the border, I feel right at home.
So what, you gonna nuke us now because we didn't hold your hand in Irak? Quit playing the fucking victim. Instead, we should all be worried and doing something about a bigger threat, a real threat, a viral threat: Islam.
You better apologize before you decide to come up to Canada, or I'll shove a barrel full of the Colonel's secret recipe down your throat when you do get here
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posted June 27, 2007 06:58 PM
ignore folks with luggage and ABS, they have rights to be grumpy.
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posted June 27, 2007 06:58 PM
Just another long winded not happen bunch of talk talk talk speech.... vote for me.... you hear what i did after i did it .....
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posted June 27, 2007 06:59 PM
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Just another long winded not happen bunch of talk talk talk speech.... vote for me.... you hear what i did after i did it .....
+1
game on :P
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posted June 27, 2007 07:02 PM
Edited By: RunningFree on 27 Jun 2007 20:04
You know, I still can't understand why you replied this:
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I think it kicks ass. Who needs a detuned Concorse?
+1
that and the fact that crap comes off quickly makes it nice :P
and now you're dissing the setup. You're either a hypocrite or you've got too much time to waste, as it says under your avatar.
You're like a Pitbull: you bite into something and can't let go.
Easy, depthless one liners are all you have. A pity really. Fine, you drag your knee. Well, I don't. My track skills are limited.
You better than me: yes, of course.
You like to get the last word: yes you do.
You like a 6 year old: yes you are.
Ciao.
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posted June 27, 2007 07:07 PM
"You're like a Pitbull"
VORTEX makes better race stands than Pit Bull.
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posted June 27, 2007 08:21 PM
take it to the smackhouse.
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posted June 28, 2007 05:03 AM
Edited By: V2K_CCTX on 28 Jun 2007 06:04
Hey CANADA
get the facts correct:
Dieppe was authorized and approved by Winston Churchill (oh are you still part of the Common wealth ... common I mean!)
facts below:
The Dieppe raid was the largest combined operation that had taken place up to that point in the war. It was to be a sea borne raid that had fighter cover from British airbases. There was never a plan to keep Allied troops permanently in their place in Dieppe had the landing succeeded. The plan was for the Allies to launch an attack, create havoc among the German defences in the Dieppe sector and then withdraw - all within the space of about nine hours, the time the tide would allow ships to come close into the shoreline. Such a raid needed perfect planning and the element of surprise if it was to succeed.
Dieppe was very well defended by the Germans who realised its value as a port. The beach area was about 1500 metres long with two headlands at each end. The eastern headland was called 'Bismarck' while the western headland was code-named 'Hindenburg'. 'Bismarck' was heavily fortified and riddled with tunnels made an aerial attack out of the question. The biggest problem 'Bismarck' posed was the fact that the Allies did not know how well it was armed. It was known that guns were in place at 'Bismarck' but no-one in the Allies ranks knew about the number or calibre of the buns there. 'Hindenburg' was less well defended but combined with the fire power of 'Bismarck', it still posed a major problem for the Allies.
August 18th was the last day that the tides would suit the Allies. On August 17th, 24 landing ships had taken on board their cargo - new Churchill tanks. Sixty fighter squadrons had been put on standby along with seven fighter-bomber and bomber squadrons. Air cover was to come mostly from Spitfire fighter planes. The heaviest gun carried at sea were the 4 inch guns of the destroyers that accompanied the flotilla. On the night of August 18th, 252 ships loaded with troops and equipment sailed from four south coast ports. They sailed behind mine sweepers and in near radio silence. At 03.00 on August 19th, they arrived seemingly undetected 8 miles off of Dieppe.
The bulk of the land attack was carried out by men from the 2nd Canadian Division supported by 1,000 men from the Royal Marine Commandos and some 50 US Rangers - the first Americans to land and fight in German-occupied Europe. The whole area to be attacked was divided into nine different sectors:
Force Beach Target
No 3 Commando Yellow Beach 1 Berneval / Goebbels Battery
No 3 Commando Yellow Beach 2 Belleville-sur-Mer
Royal Regiment of Canada Blue Beach Puys / Rommel Battery
Essex Scottish Regiment Red Beach Dieppe
Royal Hamilton Light Infantry White Beach Dieppe
South Saskatchewan Regt. Green Beach Pourville
Queen's Own Cameron Highlanders Green Beach Pourville
No 4 Commando Orange 1 Beach Vasterival
No 4 Commando Orange Beach 2 Quiberville / Hess Battery
The raid started perfectly. 5,000 men were in their landing craft by 03.30 and five minutes later were heading for their target beach. Then problems occurred. The landing craft carrying the troops were meant to be lined up behind gun-boats. The landing craft for the Royal Regiment of Canada lined up behind the wrong gun-boat, which for the Royal Regiment of Canada would have taken them to the wrong beach. It took twenty minutes in darkness to sort out the problem. Then the gun-boat leading in No 3 Commando to Berneval unexpectedly came across five armed German trawlers. The ensuing fire-fight left the gun-boat beyond use and it left the 20 landing craft carrying the commandos unprotected. As it was, these twenty landing craft had skillfully dispersed in the darkness. However, it would have been impossible for the Germans on the coast not to have heard the gunfire. Any attack on the Germans at Berneval would, therefore, lack surprise. However, one landing craft did land unnoticed and its 20 occupants took out the Goebbels battery based there to such an extent that it failed to fire an effective shot during the time when the landings took place in Dieppe. However, this was the only success of the Dieppe raid.
Elsewhere, the gunfire had warned the Germans of an attack. The various other beach landings were a disaster. The Royal Regiment of Canada, landing at Blue Beach, was cut down by German machine gun fire. The regiment, delayed by 20 minutes by the gun-boat muddle, landed in daylight and paid an appalling price. Of the 27 officers and 516 men landed at Blue Beach, just 3 officers and 57 men got off.
A similar picture was seen on Red, White and Green Beaches. The Allies were unable to provide those attempting to land with sufficient cover. Air power was hampered by the fact that the whole beach area was covered in a deliberately laid smoke screen. However, the smoke meant that pilots could not support the ground troops adequately. The destroyers at sea experienced a similar problem. When four destroyers (Calpe, Fernie, Berkeley and Albrighton) went in dangerously close to the shore line, their four inch guns were no match for the multitude of guns the Germans had access to.
The tanks that had been loaded for the attack were of little use. Where they got ashore and were not destroyed by the Germans anti-tank fire, the shingle on the beach meant that movement was difficult at best, impossible at worst. Canadian Royal Engineers tried their best to help out the stricken tanks but in murderous circumstances. 314 Canadian Royal Engineers were landed at Dieppe; 189 were killed or wounded on landing - an attrition rate of 60%. Of the 24 tank landing craft, 10 managed to land their tanks - 28 tanks in total. All the tanks were lost, even though some did manage to leave the beach and get into Dieppe town centre - where they were destroyed.
One serious problem - amongst many - faced the by the force commanders, based on HMS Calpe, was the lack of any decent intelligence coming back from the beaches. So many commanders on the beach were killed, that any intelligible information rarely came back. Therefore, for some time, Major-General H F Roberts, commander of the land forces, and Captain J Hughes-Hallett, commander of the naval forces, knew little of what was going on. As late as 08.00, Roberts ordered in more commandos to re-enforce the attack on White Beach.
By 09.00, it had become obvious what was going on and a withdrawal was ordered. While the men had practiced for a planned withdrawal, what occurred at Dieppe itself was basically getting as many men off as was possible in as short a time as was possible. By early afternoon, those who had survived the attack were on their way back to Britain. The return journey was free from any incident as the Germans did not seem interested in pursuing the Allies, though fighter cover was strong.
The raid on Dieppe cost many lives. Out of the 6,000 men who had taken part in the landings, 4,384 were killed, wounded or missing - a loss of 73%. All the equipment landed on shore was lost. The Royal Navy had lost 550 men and 34 ships. The RAF, in what was the largest single-day air battle of the war, flew 2,617 sorties and lost 106 planes, while the Luftwaffe lost 170 planes
What was learned from Dieppe? Clearly, the lack of any flexibility in Operation Jubilee was a vital lesson learned. Any future major beach landing had to have flexibility built into the plan. Secondly, the sea based fire power against coastal based gun emplacements was very ineffective at Dieppe. Neither 'Bismarck' or 'Hindenburg' were destroyed and the gunfire that came from both, led to many deaths on the beaches at Dieppe. At D-Day, this lesson was learned when the coastal gun emplacements of the Germans were heavily attacked before the beach landings took place.
And if you were truely Christian as you say...then your country would NOT prohibit their Pastors and Preechers from condeming the Word of GOD, specifcally. speaking out against homosexuality. It's a crime to do so in church in Canada, even though GOD specifically sates that it is an abomination before Him!
Wake up!
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