Road Rash
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posted August 26, 2006 04:49 PM
Let's come together !
To help our community of fellow bikers maintain the highest standard web sight I now feel we need to pull together to stamp out vocabulary violations.
My thoughts on the matter go like this.
Since Zermatt has allready stepped up as Period Police he can keep the job !
Chief of the Period Police job functions are to hunt down and expose any violators and to issue citations of vocabulary violation.
Penalties are to be a follows.
You will be issued one citation per violation.
If you receive three citations in one month period you will then be put on the period probation period ( PP ) for short.
While on probation if you have any outher violations another period will be added to you file.
With two PP on file you must not have another violation added and if you do you will be required to start all post's with the words I HAVE TWO PP.
We also need a director of our own FBI.
The job of the Forum Bullshit Investigator will be simple. To visit any and all web sights and expose the bull out of all the shit !
I nominate FastestBusaaround (aka) FBA.
I have grown to love this guy (really) for all the web sights he is willing to endure and expose the bull my hat is off !
Last but not least is the job I have already started.
TEC-NO EXPECT-O
This job will be hunting down the tec violations such as saying PVC instead of PCV or calling the vehicle down censer (VDC) the tip over switch or O-shit switch.
I hope this will work out for everyone and make us stronger as a whole.
  
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zx12mark
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posted August 26, 2006 04:58 PM
fuck off.....is that good.mr.goodie man
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shawnski
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posted August 26, 2006 05:14 PM
 Edited By: shawnski on 26 Aug 2006 18:15
 :ROLLEYES
:EH:EH:EH:EH 
:CRY  :CRY :CRY
:milk:milk:milk:milk:milk
i am using these signs so i won't get proscuted!! whoops did i spell the proscute right?
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fastestbusaaround
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posted August 26, 2006 05:38 PM
as a matter of fact Shawnski, you didn't...you forgot the "e" in prosecuted. :P
ZX12mark...your usual constructive spew I see... 
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Just Joy
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posted August 26, 2006 05:57 PM
don't know about you guys, but the last thing I need is a double period in one month
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northmedic
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posted August 26, 2006 06:02 PM
Man i come here to hang with the Gang kind of like going to the bar and having a brew with friends.I dot my I's and cross my T's all day long at work . I come here to just relax and hang out.
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fastestbusaaround
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posted August 26, 2006 06:05 PM
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don't know about you guys, but the last thing I need is a double period in one month
Gimmee cookies JJ...
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lucky14
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posted August 26, 2006 08:00 PM
I would volunteer to head up the OFF-TOPIC POLICE. 
For example, no matter what a thread starts as such as "Does anyone know if Ohlins makes anything for the ZX-14?", no more than 10 replies later, there will be something like "Is a map needed when pulling the flies?"
I would be glad to step in and declare the post as "OFF-TOPIC."
BTW, I declare my post as OFF-TOPIC.
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3Boysand3Bikes
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posted August 26, 2006 08:46 PM
Road Rash.... Please note in line eight (8) of your initial thread statement, the eighth (8th) word is mispelled. It is currently spelled, "outher", rather than other.
I personally make enough gramatical, puctuational and idiotical mistakes to keep someone employed full time... and let's not even go there with HTOSADO!!! I have no problem with being corrected... but if anyone is going to take the time to actually read all the way through some of my posts, they will either be sleeping, angry, deceased or ready to forgive me for my errors. I do appreciate your humor... and your idea to have fun... however, I have a wife and a boss to correct me... (or should I say a wife/boss and a boss??!! Regardless, have fun... and may I just say... I HAVE 4 PP's ALREADY!!!!
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navigator
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posted August 26, 2006 09:26 PM
Road Rash on line 13 you used the word (sight) when you should have used (site). Please get your shit right if you plan to police the rest of us.
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BlackMagic14
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posted August 26, 2006 09:40 PM
Also the word is Sensor not censor so it would be the VDS
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htosado
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posted August 27, 2006 12:09 AM
JustJoy thats some funny shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way Diaper Rash, FUCK-OFF
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fastestbusaaround
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posted August 27, 2006 12:10 AM
Now, dis be some funny shit here...
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fastestbusaaround
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posted August 27, 2006 12:15 AM
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JustJoy thats some funny shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way Diaper Rash, FUCK-OFF
Diaper rash???
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htosado
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posted August 27, 2006 01:05 AM
Refering of course to his lack of posts!!!!!!
How ya been FBA?
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SoCal Zx-14 Rider
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posted August 27, 2006 06:44 AM
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and let's not even go there with HTOSADO!!!
Let's not pick on Htosado, We can all understand him - most of the time!
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Just Joy
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posted August 27, 2006 06:51 AM
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don't know about you guys, but the last thing I need is a double period in one month
Gimmee cookies JJ...
dude, you have been on "our" side for so long you should be the baker of the cookies 
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Bently
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posted August 27, 2006 06:57 AM
I like using commas everwhere, even if they don't belong there, i think it looks, good, that way? Do I get my violation in the mail or via email!
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kawpower
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posted August 27, 2006 08:19 AM
We dont be needin the likes of u around here ASSHOLE!
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Just Joy
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posted August 27, 2006 08:38 AM
guys, stop flamin him for fuck sake, I mean really, can you not see through his sarcasm? sheeeeeeeshhhhh
don't run him out, play with him a little first, like a cat with a mouse
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3Boysand3Bikes
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posted August 27, 2006 03:30 PM
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and let's not even go there with HTOSADO!!!
Let's not pick on Htosado, We can all understand him - most of the time!
Agreed.... It was intended as a laugh WITH him , not AT him...
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MAXIMUS
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posted August 27, 2006 03:39 PM
we can spell and use grammer how ever we want,its not a perfect world, just as long as we understand each other,I believe for most we all do. good to see you around again FBA.
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fastestbusaaround
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posted August 27, 2006 03:55 PM
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don't know about you guys, but the last thing I need is a double period in one month
Gimmee cookies JJ...
dude, you have been on "our" side for so long you should be the baker of the cookies
Great, if y'all want burnt tasteless cookies...can cook, but can't bake fer shit...:P
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Just Joy
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posted August 27, 2006 03:57 PM
well it IS the DARK side......
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fastestbusaaround
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posted August 27, 2006 03:58 PM
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Refering of course to his lack of posts!!!!!!
How ya been FBA?
Been good man...ridin always helps! See you been busy recruiting riders, way cool man...ordered some sprockets from zx1kr, waitin for 'em to come in so I can kick some ass! If I get to California...I'm comin to meet you at the Rock Store! You all good?
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