fish_antlers
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The Truth is Out There
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posted August 05, 2004 05:45 PM
Cover yer ears, I'm gonna swear...
so.... I take a certain bike out for a little spin. Stop at a traffic light. Out of nowhere, for no reason whatsoever a fucking wasp finds the only square inch of flesh I have exposed.... my jugular... and takes a chunk out of me.
fuckin cock sucking little mother fucking cock biter! FUCK ... OUWWWWWWCHHHH.... so I shut the bike off and try to remain calm as I swat the dickwad out of my jacket.... the guy in the car next to me is totally perplexed... then some CUNT of a soccermom behind me in her minivan starts tooting her bitch-ass little fucking horn wanting me to move.... FUCK... if I wasnt in so much pain I would've gotten off my bike and slapped that bitch and told her to shut the fuck up!!!! ...
anyways...
ouch... so now my neck is swollen and my head is throbbing.
moral of the story...
dont ride your 10R until it's had it's front wheel replaced.
It's the only possible thing I can get out of this.
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Sonic10
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posted August 05, 2004 06:04 PM
Feel better Fish? Next time slap the soccer mom.
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trikchop
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posted August 05, 2004 06:08 PM
yeah!
slap her with nine inches of limp dick!!!!
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Michael Lee
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Purchase Ivy
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posted August 05, 2004 06:14 PM
classic line trikchop 
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jake76
Novice Class
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posted August 05, 2004 06:34 PM
Sheesh, I think you just scared me from riding my 10R forever!!!
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top shelf
Novice Class
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posted August 05, 2004 08:02 PM
Just imagine having that happen on a racetrack, 4th gear pinned, into a braking zone. Yeah, been there, not fun.
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rubber pants
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posted August 05, 2004 08:13 PM
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Feel better Fish? Next time slap the soccer mom.
Better ask her out for a date really ........as they are good with balls I hear! 
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sp500
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posted August 05, 2004 11:13 PM
Had a bee fly onto my neck and stung me once, that was bad enough.
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Boman
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posted August 06, 2004 04:42 AM
Look on the bright side........You were stopped and didnt take a fall from fighting the lil booger.Next time wear a scarf...lol
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andy
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posted August 06, 2004 07:16 AM
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Just imagine having that happen on a racetrack, 4th gear pinned, into a braking zone. Yeah, been there, not fun.
That wasp must have been really fast.
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12RPilot
Pro
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posted August 06, 2004 10:26 AM
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Next time wear a scarf...lol
Hey, one of those WWI Flying Ace scarves would be pretty cool!!! :O
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mattie_k
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hill-billy!
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posted August 06, 2004 12:25 PM
Oh fish, just a little pain for you would be death on the side of the road for me(allergic, as bad as ic could possibly be)! Any time that I have been stung its been on a freeking motorcycle!
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Snotrag
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posted August 06, 2004 03:39 PM
lmao
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Dino
Pro
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posted August 06, 2004 05:25 PM
About 20 of those little ,yellow bastards got me today. Somehow, I managed to slice the bridge of my nose during the swatting/running phase. Not a good day.
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kdecelle
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posted August 08, 2004 05:50 PM
better than the golf ball from the driving range I took in the bean at 60 miles an hour last year. scared the shit out of me. flash of white and then it sounded like a gun shot.
At least I ducked and caught it above visor.
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jonwright
Needs a job
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posted August 09, 2004 05:39 AM
Golf can kill ya. Had the same thing happen to me except I ducked.
That's why I stay someplace that's much safer - the race track.
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beansbaxter
Needs a life
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posted August 09, 2004 07:31 AM
dang...not good...
I had yellow jacket somehow fly into my helmet a split-second before I was closing my visor while riding off from a red light. Not fun trying to get that out and maintain control of the bike in heavy traffic.
And I had no soccer mom behind me...
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diablodcielo
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posted August 10, 2004 04:49 PM
I got my self into a Bee situation once too, I was starting to roll off and had my visor open , at about 40 mph I felt something hit my cheek, I crossed my eyes and saw a bee making its way towards the front of my helmet, I stopped the bike and luckily I was able to push the poor thing out of my helmet. I think the Bee got pretty beat up from the hit onto my cheek , the poor sucker could barely walk; anyways im glad i didnt get a shot of bee Sting.
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