redelk
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posted October 24, 2003 03:56 PM
1. Who's that fat fuck with the blonde actress?
2. How much did it cost you to have her model for those pics... with you (hourly rates will be fine)?
3. Why did you dye your hair black? Gettin' grey already?
4. If she REALLY is you new bride, will you finally be able to get into the movies for free? "Free" snacks and drinks, too?
5. How mad did she get when you changed the bridal registry from Neiman Marcus to Snap-On?
6. How many pages were in the prenuptial agreement that she had you sign?
7. When she comes to her senses and finally dumps you, will she let you keep the dog?
8. Does her working two jobs and being away all the time say anything about your personal hygiene?
9. Because of the obvious weight difference, shouldn't SHE be the one sitting on the bike (if you REALLY wanted to be competitive)?
AND FINALLY...
10. A real big CONGRATULATIONS to you and the always lovely Christina! You done good, Battery Boy!
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There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.
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entropy
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posted October 24, 2003 04:51 PM
I like the way mike has his hand under Cristina's (on the tank) to prevent her new ring from scratching the tank. 
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fish_antlers
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The Truth is Out There
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posted October 24, 2003 05:49 PM
that;s so nice! contgrats! we're very happy for you!
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Scooter
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posted October 24, 2003 08:03 PM
Congrats Mike and Christina!
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extremelean
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posted October 26, 2003 05:20 PM
How did he get that HOT chick???......he must have something she likes..hehe
Congrats......and here's to a long happy life together
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