posted August 19, 2003 09:49 AM
Sorry brother I was just bored looking through some old pics and came across that one. Had to laugh and share it.
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posted August 19, 2003 12:36 PM
Rick Da Pimp Daddy: I know you be holding out on me, Bitch! Now give up the rest o dat bus station money, before I start slapin' you around like last time!
Bartina: I swear I put it right here in my purse! It's gotta be in here somewhere! Please don't slap me around again!
Bartina tries in vain to find the missing currency. Da Pimp Daddy is "forced" to take Bartina BACK to "school"... but that's okay. Bartina did not try that hard since she likes an occasional slappin' from her "daddy". It makes her feel loved. ____________
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posted August 19, 2003 05:37 PM
"I'm so ashamed as I should've bought a BIKELAND buckethat instead of this fucking gay-ass black one from Walmart...... What was I thinking???"
posted August 19, 2003 06:02 PM
Damn,I got it caught in the zipper again!
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posted August 20, 2003 03:31 AM
Edited By: Otis on 20 Aug 2003 04:32
Yep, he gonna look cute ain't he?? Fuck dudes I am so ready to hit the road and get there. Less than a month now. I need new tires for the $185,000 trailblazer and change the oil, I also need to cange the oil in the bike, and put on the new brake shoes.
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posted August 20, 2003 03:37 AM
brakes, you dont need no stinking brakes....brakes mean you are slowing down....you dont slow down, you go faster.....faster...then turn.....lmao
whats the day count? 29 or 30 something like that isnt it?
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posted August 20, 2003 03:38 AM
Boy you guys ARE ABOUT SOME IGNORANT FUCKS!!!!!!!! I have the "Kingpin Model- Bikeland.Org Buckethat" not the "Greyhound Mensroom Attendant O' the Year Buckethat". There is a significant difference, not that you slow motherfuckers from Michigan would ever realize, but anyhow..........
I'm gonna go pull the fuses at yer substations again Otis. I made 500g's last week sellin' flea market candles to you stupid fuckers. ____________
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posted August 20, 2003 03:48 AM
lmao.......You know I found out a few things at the track this weekend....I am not as slow as I thought I was, and I am not as fast as I wanna be.....lol
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posted August 20, 2003 04:52 AM
Fucking Rossi???? Don't get me wrong, I like Val Rossi, but I wouldn't care nuthin' about fuckin' the guy. That's more what you Michigan queens are into.
Oh yeah,.... and Otis, you late-braked a schoolbus for crissakes!!! To keep up with me!!!!!!! That has to be one of the best closes to a ride ever. Where the fuck was everybody else???? I remember Jon splitting off to go back to Lucky's house. He pulled up behind me at the stoplight and said "Dude, be careful. You're back tire is fucking GONE"!!!! Then when you and I hit the canyon I was lookin' in my mirrors watching the darkies comin' out from under my bike. That was INSANE!!!!! Worth the cost of the whole trip. ____________
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posted August 20, 2003 05:17 AM
Hey, that fucking bus had it coming. Bunch of window lickers. I don't know where everyone else went. Next thing I know it was just us. It was a good close though. It's a good thing the po po didn't see me latebrake that bus, I can't imagine what the fine would have been.
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posted August 20, 2003 05:21 AM
Fine,.......hmmm I don't know what the fine would have been, but I bet you'd have gotten a complimentary ride to the "Crossbar Hotel". ____________
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To keep up with me!!!!!!! 
