beansbaxter
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posted August 10, 2004 09:03 AM
 Edited By: beansbaxter on 10 Aug 2004 10:07
Lets play a game - "my picture can kick your picture's ass"
READ BEFORE YOU POST
Basically, I start off by posting a picture. The next person tries to post a picture who will defeat my picture (and not just physically beat it up either...it could be like a donut defeating a police officer, or a key defeating a pair of handcuffs for example), and the next poster after that will try to defeat the previous poster...and so on and so forth. If it's not entirely clear why your picture will beat another poster's picture, give an explanation. Also, don't just reply, do a quote to the user, otherwise nobody will know which picture you're trying to defeat. A good resources to find pictures would be http://images.google.com
Rules:
Use URL's instead of IMG's because it makes it easier to click and see a picture, especially when the long quotes get going in huge battle royals.
No pictures of omnipotent beings (like God), that's just cheap...
If nobody can find anything to defeat the last picture, then that guy wins. If that happens, then you can go back a page or two and find another way to beat an older picture so we can start over.
Again, if it's not readily apparent, please provide a brief explanation as to why your picture beats another picture (whether its because yours is clever, or whatever).
Try to make your picture reasonable (i.e. a marine beating a cop is reasonable, but godzilla beating up a cop is wayyy too obvious). Your purpose is to beat the picture you're replying to, not completely dominate everything under the sun. Only use something that's extremely powerful only when the other picture is of something with comparable power or if you're having a tough time thinking of something that can beat whatever object you're trying to beat.
Here is an example:
http://research.esd.ornl.gov/EMBYR/fire-crop.gif would be defeated by http://www.armeniankids.com/fireman.jpg
   
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beansbaxter
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posted August 10, 2004 09:04 AM
Ok, so let me start with the first picture:
http://home.swipnet.se/~w-53377/tyson9.jpg
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kz1100
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posted August 10, 2004 09:21 AM
Edited By: kz1100 on 10 Aug 2004 10:22
quote:
Ok, so let me start with the first picture:
http://home.swipnet.se/~w-53377/tyson9.jpg
Tyson is defeated by this because we all know he isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer!
http://dbweb.liv.ac.uk/ltsnpsc/images/4nucle10.jpg
-Bill
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beansbaxter
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posted August 10, 2004 09:31 AM
Edited By: beansbaxter on 10 Aug 2004 10:33
quote:
quote:
Ok, so let me start with the first picture:
http://home.swipnet.se/~w-53377/tyson9.jpg
Tyson is defeated by this because we all know he isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer!
http://dbweb.liv.ac.uk/ltsnpsc/images/4nucle10.jpg
But these guys are sharp enough:
http://monpointcom.free.fr/VIZU/yatta.jpg
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted August 10, 2004 09:43 AM
you all have wayyyy to much time on your hands......lol
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ynot
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posted August 10, 2004 10:40 AM
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Ok, so let me start with the first picture:
http://home.swipnet.se/~w-53377/tyson9.jpg
Tyson is defeated by this because we all know he isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer!
http://dbweb.liv.ac.uk/ltsnpsc/images/4nucle10.jpg
But these guys are sharp enough:
http://monpointcom.free.fr/VIZU/yatta.jpg
I can beat them...
http://www.socialpsych.wjh.harvard.edu/godzilla.jpg
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Ed_00_12R
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posted August 10, 2004 10:54 AM
This can take out Godzilla:
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Ed
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diablodcielo
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posted August 10, 2004 02:20 PM
This pic can take out the space exploration of any manking, bringing his butt back to earth. Monica Belluci is ;;well ,, take a look......http://www.desktopangels.net/wallpaper.php?file=Bellucci_Monica004.jpgk
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diablodcielo
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posted August 10, 2004 02:22 PM
oops one k too many at the end,, link this
http://www.desktopangels.net/wallpaper.php?file=Bellucci_Monica004.jpg
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beansbaxter
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posted August 10, 2004 02:31 PM
fixed the linky
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oops one k too many at the end,, link this
http://www.desktopangels.net/wallpaper.php?file=Bellucci_Monica004.jpg
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swft
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posted August 10, 2004 04:15 PM
You guys would fuck up a shit sandwich! 
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beansbaxter
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posted August 11, 2004 02:36 AM
quote:
You guys would fuck up a shit sandwich!
Here is one for ya:
http://fnf.gamersrevolt.it/images/shit.jpg
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beansbaxter
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posted August 11, 2004 02:38 AM
Edited By: beansbaxter on 11 Aug 2004 03:41
Shit Sandwich definition
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You guys would fuck up a shit sandwich!
Shit sandwich is a metaphor for an unpleasant situation that one is forced to endure. The normal usage is in the phrase "eating a shit sandwich". The metaphor follows from the idea that eating a sandwich composed of feces would be highly unpleasant.
An expansion on this saying is "The less bread you have, the more shit you have to taste", where bread is a metaphor for money; the saying means that those with less money will have more unpleasant experiences.
The expression has found some degree of favor within the US Armed Forces, along with several other "off-color" phrases. It is not uncommon in United States slang in some parts of the country.
Other variants of the definition:
1- The type of sandwich someone just ate who has particularly bad, shit-smelling breath.
(Holy crap! His breath smells like he just ate a shit sandwich!)
2 - A bad situation.
("It's one big shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite.")
3 - Something someone may be said to eat if they were to:
1) fall unmercifully in a painful crash
2) lose miserably at a game or contest
3) fail terribly at an assigned task
1) Holy cow, that guy just ate a shit sandwich!
2) What Bill Buckner did for the Red Sox. Bill ate a shit sandwich.
3) The Repubclican guard feasted on shit sandwiches
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slug
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posted August 11, 2004 02:51 AM
perhaps it should have been : "you guys could f**k up a wet dream?"
 
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beansbaxter
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posted August 11, 2004 02:53 AM
Definition of a wet dream
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perhaps it should have been : "you guys could f**k up a wet dream?"
A nocturnal emission is an ejaculation of semen experienced by males during sleep. It is also called a "wet dream"; this term is also used figuratively for something very pleasurable.
Nocturnal emissions are most common during late teenage years, and are the result of accumulated semen production. They may or may not be accompanied by erotic dreams. Some males will wake during the ejaculation, while others will sleep through the event. Nocturnal emissions typically do not have as high a volume of semen as do intentional (stimulated) ejaculations.
The frequency of nocturnal emissions is highly variable. Some men have experienced large numbers of nocturnal emissions as teenagers, while some men have never experienced one in their lives. Generally speaking, young men who masturbate very little or not at all have the most nocturnal emissions.
Whereas an ejaculation normally terminates an erection, in the case of noctural emission, the subject often still has a functional erection afterward.
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vozizm
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posted August 11, 2004 03:08 AM
Can we continue were we left off!!
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Ok, so let me start with the first picture:
http://home.swipnet.se/~w-53377/tyson9.jpg
Tyson is defeated by this because we all know he isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer!
http://dbweb.liv.ac.uk/ltsnpsc/images/4nucle10.jpg
But these guys are sharp enough:
http://monpointcom.free.fr/VIZU/yatta.jpg
I can beat them...
http://www.socialpsych.wjh.harvard.edu/godzilla.jpg
My boy beat ya down!!! http://www.monsterwax.com/kong.gif
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diablodcielo
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posted August 11, 2004 03:40 PM
Ok, Kong was defeated at the Empire state building by old air craft, How about this  , I think he wouldnt last 2 minutes with these boys
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:F22_Raptor_large.jpg
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beansbaxter
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posted August 11, 2004 10:09 PM
Well shoot, the way Tyson's been fighting these days, even she could beat him:
http://www.ribbonrail.com/grizzlyflat/florida/girlscout.jpg
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vozizm
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posted August 12, 2004 04:36 AM
quote:
Well shoot, the way Tyson's been fighting these days, even she could beat him:
http://www.ribbonrail.com/grizzlyflat/florida/girlscout.jpg
I'll eat her!!
http://usuarios.lycos.es/austercita/cookie_monster.jpg
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