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posted May 07, 2010 10:54 AM
What is it with these Harley guys?
On Interstate 70 on my way home from work yesterday......center lane of 3.......just cruising, not causing any trouble and no other traffic around........and some All-American chump in a Harley stickered F150 comes up on my six with a superglide strapped down in the back........he's up my ass as we're doing a moderate 75mph for a little bit and then he yanks it into the left lane and proceeds to come past me.........as soon as he got past me, he cuts back in front of me and then hits his windshield washers for a good quarter mile.......just laid on them and sprayed me til I tucked in to avoid the shower -- so I swing over into the right lane and pull up just far enough to grab his passenger side mirror and spin it around before I rocket off. That must have really pissed him off because it took him the better part of 4 or 5 miles to catch me as I was holding about 85mph........I saw him in my mirror and before he could get close enough to pull some shit, I gave her the old 'click, click, bang' and disappeared........hit 150 and held there for a solid mile at least -- didn't care about the cops, just wanted to elude his dumbass. Why do the hardcore Harley assholes always gotta fuck with rocketeers?? Is it jealousy because we're faster, better, leaner and meaner??
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posted May 07, 2010 11:08 AM
The key word is asshole. You found one. Not your tipical Harley rider. I bet you wish you had something to toss back at his windshield? LOL
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posted May 07, 2010 11:18 AM
Wanted to shit in my hand and throw it at him........I have met some cool diehard Harley riders, but I've also met some real cocks that hate all of us jap bike riders -- I don't hold a personal choice against anyone, until they start shit because your not riding what they are.
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posted May 07, 2010 11:18 AM
Some Harley riders are cool. This guy was an exception. He's probably one of them that thinks "Buy American". He was driving a Ford pickup, but his family car is probably a Toyota.
Could be one of those, too, that's all for safety - leather pants, leather jacket, leather gloves, and NO helmet. Good for you on the mirror job!
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posted May 07, 2010 11:23 AM
Yeah, I've pulled the mirror flip trick a few times when traffic fucks with me. When i pack ride with friends, we play around with each other alot too. One of them pulled up on my right side......wave to me.......then reach over, flip my kill switch and take off.......Damnit!! So I'd be riding with my thumb over the switch so nobody can screw with me, then another guy will come up on my left and flip my kickstand just enough to kill the engine.......Damnit again!! I've learned some fun games with these fella's.......they keep me on my toes!
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posted May 07, 2010 11:29 AM
I got a guy who rides a Harley at work, he likes both types of bikes import spork bikes and Harleys, and he was telling me his other hard core Harley buddies hated sport bikers that parked next to Harleys so his buddies used to pick the bike up and drag it over to the dumpster. That's just plain mean.
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posted May 07, 2010 11:32 AM
I have seen the kill switch trick .. I tell anyone that rides with me if you try that trick on me prepair to fight when we get off the bikes .. That kind of stupid shit can get someone killed ..
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posted May 07, 2010 12:27 PM
I'm with Smokin on that one neither one of those stunts is cool at all.
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posted May 07, 2010 12:56 PM
Hellmutt you found yourself a total dick there but I am with smokin on playing any games that put you at risk on two wheels. I would not get near that ass in the truck much less close enough to touch his mirror! I would be pissed about the windshield washers too but that cager could take you out in an instant! I would have backed off and steered clear of that ass, its not worth it!
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posted May 07, 2010 01:10 PM
Speaking of cagers, i hate the ones that intentionally starts to close you in while trying to lane split. It has happened to me like 3-4 times.
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posted May 07, 2010 01:29 PM
Hellmut I don't think that was your average HD rider, just an asshole with with an HD. I've come across many asshole cagers. I once was at a stop light in the center lane behind a couple of cars looking to turn left, only the middle lane can turn left at this intersection. The light turns green and as we start moving the lady to my right starts to come across right into me all the while looking right at me and mouthing I'm sorry, I'm sorry? WTF, if she was sorry she would have stopped instead of continuing with her illegal turn and cutting me off. I didn't back down and was inches from being squashed like a bug by her SUV and she finally slowed enough to let me in front of her only to have her lay on the horn while giving me the bird. Nice manners Babe...
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posted May 07, 2010 03:12 PM
yeah i dont understand why people are like that, its not the fact they are harley riders, its just people are idiots. Really i would love to see a motorist pull that on me, id remember the plate, pull over, and call the PD.
If the PD does nothing, ill just follow the guy and beat the shit out of him when he gets out. 
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posted May 08, 2010 05:39 AM
Sounds like you ride with guys I wouldn't ride with. As far as the knucklehead in the truck goes, you are risking your life to get close enough to dick with em. I just leave em. If the retard wants to make more of an issue, thats a different story, but it'll be done when the bike is parked and I'm off of it.
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posted May 08, 2010 06:57 AM
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I have seen the kill switch trick .. I tell anyone that rides with me if you try that trick on me prepair to fight when we get off the bikes .. That kind of stupid shit can get someone killed ..
Agreed, it can be dangerous when you're rolling but is quite funny at a red light.
As for the dickhead in the F150, I think you could easily come of worse messing with him as you don't know just what kind of a nutcase he is. Wait until he stops..............
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posted May 08, 2010 07:11 AM
Last year a hardcore harley rider that just got a job in my building and saw my bike in the parkin lot. About two weeks after he started workin there he was tellin co-workers that he was gonna key my bike for just bein what it was, a Jap bike. Well the jerk never seen me before and was just under the impression I was just some punk. Well when I heard about the comments from a co-worker I was frickin livid. To make a long story short I caught up with the 300lb bad ass harley rider covered with tattoos and said to him " if you so much as look at my bike the wrong way I'm gonna beat ya to death, got it fat ass!" I guess when he seen the size of me and had the anger at that time to go with it he was skeered lika sissy girl. Bottom line, there is somethings you just don't mess with, and my Ninja is numero uno. Some people are just fucked up. Haven't had a problem since. And yes its not all Harley riders, its just the white trash ones whose bikes are more expensive then their houses.
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posted May 08, 2010 07:51 AM
Lmao @ their bikes are more than their house!!! And their bikes usually look like shit anyway.
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posted May 08, 2010 08:35 AM
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Hellmutt you found yourself a total dick there but I am with smokin on playing any games that put you at risk on two wheels. I would not get near that ass in the truck much less close enough to touch his mirror! I would be pissed about the windshield washers too but that cager could take you out in an instant! I would have backed off and steered clear of that ass, its not worth it!
I usually have a fairly moderated temper, but this time was the exception.........guess the teenage bully in me forgot about the difference in mass between the truck and my bike -- but nothing happened.........don't think he wanted to scratch his truck. Either way, I was boiling over pissed off and probably could have wrecked, jumped back up and caught up to him on foot.........now that's pissed right there. Adrenalin is an amazing thing, makes you forget just how stupid your being at that moment.
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posted May 08, 2010 09:43 AM
I ride a vrod se and a zx 1400 with all the fast goodies on it. I enjoy both bikes for what they are..harley guys hate v rods and most dont like sport bikes.I wave to everybody and have enjoyed the sport for over 40 years.kids on bikes that make alot of h/p dont mix and they get them selfs killed and give the sport a bad name. bad ass types on harleys are the same way...most of them only ride on the weekends from one bar to the next and get so drunk they cant stand much less ride a bike I followed one guy on a full dresser last year that was so drunk that at a red light he forgot to put his feet down and fell over .reminds me of the song ...god is great ...beer is good and people are crazy.
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posted May 08, 2010 10:21 AM
Every Harley I see is going low and slow, their feet up in the air like they're at the gynecologist office. They wear those stupid ass WWII German style helmets and think they are cool. I don't get it at all, bikes are for going fast, and leaning into corners. The occasional HD guy will wave, but you don't see them too often.
I'm with the others on the stupid bike tricks with your riding "buddies", there's an easy way to get killed fer being a dumbass.
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posted May 08, 2010 11:31 AM
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Yeah, I've pulled the mirror flip trick a few times when traffic fucks with me. When i pack ride with friends, we play around with each other alot too. One of them pulled up on my right side......wave to me.......then reach over, flip my kill switch and take off.......Damnit!! So I'd be riding with my thumb over the switch so nobody can screw with me, then another guy will come up on my left and flip my kickstand just enough to kill the engine.......Damnit again!! I've learned some fun games with these fella's.......they keep me on my toes!
That brings back memories Helmutt 
We use to play tag too...lol
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posted May 08, 2010 11:41 AM
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Yeah, I've pulled the mirror flip trick a few times when traffic fucks with me. When i pack ride with friends, we play around with each other alot too. One of them pulled up on my right side......wave to me.......then reach over, flip my kill switch and take off.......Damnit!! So I'd be riding with my thumb over the switch so nobody can screw with me, then another guy will come up on my left and flip my kickstand just enough to kill the engine.......Damnit again!! I've learned some fun games with these fella's.......they keep me on my toes!
That brings back memories Helmutt
We use to play tag too...lol
Smoken...lighten up Frances
These were memories for me too........haven't ridden with these guys since early 2000's -- but it was fun while it lasted. Had a few stunters in our pack that would make things interesting too. One of them rode a ZX7 and used to ride wheelies for miles, literally.......until he did it so much the engine blew from oil starvation. Guess the sump pipe was a bit more forward in the pan than he thought! Hahaha!
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posted May 08, 2010 12:34 PM
What really pisses me off , is when some fu.ker throws a lit cig butt over his car ,knowing damn well i'm behind him. Pisses me off when i'm in my cage too!!
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posted May 08, 2010 12:50 PM
Or when some jackass spits out his window when your trailing behind him.......nasty fux!
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posted May 08, 2010 02:54 PM
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Or when some jackass spits out his window when your trailing behind him.......nasty fux!
I been sprayed with stale beverages once, it was coffee on my instance. Assholes left my pants and jacket smelling like a facken starbucks.
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posted May 08, 2010 02:59 PM
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I ride a vrod se and a zx 1400 with all the fast goodies on it. I enjoy both bikes for what they are..harley guys hate v rods and most dont like sport bikes.I wave to everybody and have enjoyed the sport for over 40 years.kids on bikes that make alot of h/p dont mix and they get them selfs killed and give the sport a bad name. bad ass types on harleys are the same way...most of them only ride on the weekends from one bar to the next and get so drunk they cant stand much less ride a bike I followed one guy on a full dresser last year that was so drunk that at a red light he forgot to put his feet down and fell over .reminds me of the song ...god is great ...beer is good and people are crazy.
So young people aren't capable of riding high hp bikes? Don't hate just because you're old arthritic ass is sore when you wake up in the morning :P.
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