Bawls
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posted January 11, 2009 11:59 AM
Found this on another board... Your welcome
This Guy Knows Math:
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, And here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day..
Statistically, females drive half of these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.
That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
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jdzx14
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posted January 11, 2009 01:24 PM
That sure does ease my mind when i cruise by a woman driver. Thanks. NOT!. lol.
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eklipse636
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posted January 11, 2009 04:39 PM
That's funny!! Will think twice about giving the finger to another woman driver.
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FastestBusaAround
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posted January 11, 2009 04:47 PM
Ya, next time give 'er the whole hand instead. 
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Ninja14
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posted January 11, 2009 06:11 PM
No finger.......just go ahead and shoot first..........
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dubious
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posted January 11, 2009 09:55 PM
 Edited By: dubious on 12 Jan 2009 05:56
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Ya, next time give 'er the whole hand instead.
you mean fist her? :P
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Bawls
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posted January 11, 2009 10:16 PM
kinky bastard lol
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kawboy81
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posted January 12, 2009 01:51 AM
i think we should start a bikeland porn ring..... starring steve! it is a billion dollar industry ya know, we could use the profits to mod our bikes of course.
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Bawls
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posted January 12, 2009 06:06 AM
lol... if we start that can we ask for a bail out?
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posted January 14, 2009 04:01 AM
quote:
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Ya, next time give 'er the whole hand instead.
you mean fist her? :P
LOL! Great minds think alike 
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smokehouse4444
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posted January 14, 2009 06:25 AM
We can start with the girl with the beer between her bodacious ta-ta's!
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