posted August 02, 2008 04:57 PM
.....well....this one time at band camp....
I have been out of touch on this thread....to summarize....
"I actually couldn't control the stock bike and it got away from me....but I can't say that. So I make up a story that I hit a parking lot block (WTF??? What happend to a cow, deer, tree branch, banana, car, wet spot.....who thinks of a parking block??????? And who would carry that to a highway????) and cause all the damage to my bike. Then I will mention how much money I am paying to have my bike repainted and just Krylon it in the most hideous color combination I can think of. Oh yeah, and I bored, stroked, turboed, NOS'd, and supercharged it while all you guys slept last night........ If I pull the flies will it make a difference??"
What a choad.......
I vote to stop this guy from making the post we all know is coming ....
"Video of my penis in the crib to the 5 inch monster it is today"
Hell, this whole time I was posting true shit....when I should have been making up stories....
I can hear it now... "You beat me racing because I felt bad for your inferior bike so I turned one of my cylinders off to just race on 3 to give you a fighting chance.....What??.....No I can't race again, I hear my mommy calling me home for dinner time........"
posted August 03, 2008 07:55 AM
What is that thing?
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natural selection.....
destiny will overcome intervention.
Some are not worthy of the effort.
Remember when you asked a Harley rider why they ride something so loud and blinged out, but so slow? Those overcompensating melonheads were talking about this: "If you have to ask, you will never need it". ____________
'06 zx14
Muzzy M10/M14
PCIII w/ Muzzy map
Flies out K&N in!
bits n pieces...
posted August 03, 2008 04:01 PM
lol WOW. seems like you gotta wake up pretty early in the morning to pull a fast one on you guys, LMAO Good job guys, Fuck the bullshit!!
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Black 14 slightly hooked up
posted August 03, 2008 04:02 PM
that there machine is so you can view your piston while it is actually going through the stroke....it helps with piston to head clearance and numerous other issues that are usually seen as minor short-comings...........
posted August 03, 2008 09:45 PM
doesn't look like it could handle mine at redline! ____________
natural selection.....
destiny will overcome intervention.
Some are not worthy of the effort.
Stroked removed the Video a few days ago ..
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Smokin Performance Cycles..
Tampa Bay , FL .. Brocks Performance Dealer ..
Gen 2 ZX14R Best ET 8.43 , Best MPH 164.95
posted August 07, 2010 12:11 AM
great grave dig buddy lol. I actually saw a parking block in the road in san diego last year and thought of this doucher.
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60ft-------1.42
1/8th------5.97
mph-------119
posted December 07, 2010 10:25 AM
What's with the 38 yr old talking like a teenager on that streetfire page? He sounds like a kid. Sure likes the police as well.
posted December 07, 2010 11:33 AM
that bike used to frequent bike night over in st pete.
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2010 Concours14
'08 R1 YAMAHA
ZX14 gone!
CBR600RR track bike
posted December 07, 2010 11:48 AM
I have actually seen this tool riding around in shorts, and at bike nite at QSL Pinellas Park, but by the time I am done laughing he usually disappears.....I don't know what you can tell by the sound but it sounds like my stock 14.... only weaker ____________
2006 Black ZX-14,6 inches over,16/42, flies out,BMC Street Filter,Brock's Street Meg,Brock's Radial Mount Strap,PClll with Race map,Dynojet LCD w/Techmount, ZX-14 fender eliminator,Pilot Power2CTs,Speedohealer,Pazzo Levers,Cox Radiator Guard, Garmin Nuvi 265WT
posted December 07, 2010 11:51 AM
wow i saw his profile on the zx14net what a @#^%!
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2006 Black ZX-14,6 inches over,16/42, flies out,BMC Street Filter,Brock's Street Meg,Brock's Radial Mount Strap,PClll with Race map,Dynojet LCD w/Techmount, ZX-14 fender eliminator,Pilot Power2CTs,Speedohealer,Pazzo Levers,Cox Radiator Guard, Garmin Nuvi 265WT
posted March 28, 2012 04:14 PM
goldwing man stuck again ...lol...
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Gen 2 ZX14R Best ET 8.43 , Best MPH 164.95
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