swft

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posted January 02, 2007 09:59 PM
Poll Question: POLL: Monkeys flying out of your butt
I see the threads about alien invasions, but I've never had a significant simian clamber out of my rectum. Just wanted to see what everyone else's experience has been. The only monkey I've ever had was very minor and I think it was caused by wind turbulence from a truck.
What's the worst monkey you've had fly out of your butt?
Poll Results:
1 votes (7%)
Monkey caused me to crash!
3 votes (20%)
Crapped my pants but managed to save it!
1 votes (7%)
Pretty bad monkey but I stayed in control
0 votes (0%)
Slight monkey, no big deal
10 votes (67%)
Never had a monkey fly out of my butt.
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nightmare

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posted January 03, 2007 12:51 AM
This stuff is crazy!
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Road Rash
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posted January 30, 2007 06:20 PM
Heard of this stuff happening to people who spend to much time infront of a monitor. Some kind of zenon ray affect brain waves makes them think of realy silly stuff.
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CrotchRocket

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posted January 30, 2007 06:22 PM
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stevewfl

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posted January 30, 2007 06:25 PM
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+1
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lietoome

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posted January 31, 2007 06:11 AM
...it was actually a big ass gorilla...and he was in a hurry. Still saved it though.
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flyboy

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posted January 31, 2007 07:15 AM
Swft-- what are you smoking?
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Lucky Lo

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posted January 31, 2007 08:09 AM
This monkey might fly in the Smackhouse... seems out of character here though.
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