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swft

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posted September 15, 2004 08:06 PM

Levels of Whoring?

0 - 500 posts = Frottage Queen. Likes to tease the boys with a damp rub of her panties against their thigh. She grows up into an Uppity Bitch.

500 - 1000 posts = Uppity Bitch. She'll put out, but you have to buy her dinner and a movie first. Won't swallow. She pisses off her last boyfriend and ends up a Trailer Queen.

1000 - 2000 posts = Trailer Queen. Likes to cuss at you a lot, but a slap up side the head and a can of beer will shut her up. Roll her over and find the wet spot.

2000 - 3000 posts = Slut. Usually the child of a Trailer Queen. The slut runs around and usually fucks whatever will cause the most hell for the Trailer Queen. Including the Trailer Queen's current boyfriend.

3000 - 4000 posts = Whore. The slut got tired of giving it away, and now charges any guy with a stiffy and a wad of dough in his pocket. Tries to keep it clean, but really, who cares?

4000 - 5000 posts = Corner Worker. Lost the back room in the trailer when Trailer Queen passed out in a drunken stupor and burnt the trailer down. Came home to a smoking pile of timber and tin with five bums around it cooking cans of beany weanies. Fuckers were too broke to pay for a piece of ass, so had to go find a corner to hustle johns from.

5000 - 6000 posts = Streetwalker. Lost the fight over the corner, now hanging out in Alleys and darting out into the street and propositioning passing cars. When the cops show up, time to go dumpster diving to keep outta jail. A trip down to the YWCA every now and then to wash the smell off...

6000 - 7000 posts = Crack Whore. Living in that alley, seems the only way to entertain yourself was with the needle. Now you got it bad, and you'll do just about anything to get your next dose. Man, those sores are getting real bad...

7000 - 8000 posts = Tijuana Mama. That's right, got your ass kicked out of the Alley, and headed down south. Someone told you the pickings were easy. Woulda helped if you could understand what the fuck they were saying in that bar. Now it's just you and the critters...

8000 - 9000 posts = Skank. Man, you are so fucking nasty the dogs run and hide. You got flies buzzing around you, leaking puss and other crap like some kind of walking sewage treatment plant. You don't get hasseled too much by the cops cuz they don't want what you got...

Ok, I ran out of inspiration.

Feel free to contribute guys. But hey, keep it clean, ok? *laughs*

Dino

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posted September 15, 2004 08:24 PM

swft, the flies wouldn't bother you so much if you'd fix that leak

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swft

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posted September 15, 2004 08:28 PM

*laughs* Get outta here ya fucking trailer queen! *slap*

SMBowen

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Posts: 36

posted September 16, 2004 11:12 AM

Not that I have a leg to stand on, but if you were a real "whore" you would have made a seperate post for each category.

Just a "Frottage Queen" observing all the whoring.

"sm"
Shawn M Bowen