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posted May 15, 2002 06:31 AM
John Force drives a GN
Jax was allright..not too big a turnout which made for plenty of runs.
I was in the 6.9s all night off the bottle at around 111-112mph...which really suprised me after my last trip to jax...ohwell.
Anyway...my story to tell about tonight is as follows:
John force apparently lives in jax and drives a Buick Grand National. He also appeared to have lost 100 lbs and grew 30 years younger. Anyway...John lines up in the left lane at jax and proceeds to do a 45sec burnout in which the rear end of the car starts to drift to the left...upon doing that the burnout completely covers everyone in in the front row of each lane in not only billowing smoke...but hot molten rubber. All my bike, my shirt, my helmet, my pants, along with the other rider next to me, were COVERED in little bits of molten rubber from his ET streets. I was furious and decided to have a little talk with him about his actions...at least he was cool about it apologizing profusely and even offering to help clean it up. While it should be easy to clean the rubber off the clearcoated plastic fairings of the bike...my pants and shirt are ruined. I fucking hate people who do burnouts that long...its not necessary and its fucking retarded...at least let out when you start drifting to the left. Anyway...after our conversation all his burnouts were rather brief.
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frEEk
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ummm... yeah
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posted May 15, 2002 12:09 PM
hmm...u'd expect someone like that would know better...
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your car is slow
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Fuck Nitrous...Got Boost?
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posted May 15, 2002 12:20 PM
heh..it wasnt really John Force...I was being a smartass.
Sorry..I guess when I cut/pasted the story the smilies were omitted.
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frEEk
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ummm... yeah
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posted May 15, 2002 12:30 PM
ah...that makes mroe sense. mind u, i was kinda wondering about that "30 years and 70 pounds" thing. stupid trusting ass o mine got bit agin... 
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