aliveagain
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posted July 17, 2004 05:49 PM
help me!
My wife asked me why I needed to go quicker.I told her how I like to race and improve on my times but I was stumped as to why I needed to buy more parts to go quicker.I just couldn't put my finger on it.
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TurboBlew
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BUSY DOING THE SCHIAVO
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posted July 17, 2004 06:19 PM
SAFETY....lol.
Tell her you cant rely on poorly manufactured stock parts...hehe 
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BA
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posted July 17, 2004 07:19 PM
I lay the "it's a guy thing" on them, they never know how to reply to that......
we just MUST go faster, more g-force = more adrenaline = more fun.
if the guy thing fails, I say. "it's my hobby, would you rather I started drinking?"
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entropy
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posted July 17, 2004 10:11 PM
i'm with TB, its all about safety; and my bike is getting safer everyday!
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TurboBlew
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posted July 17, 2004 11:39 PM
Karl, I think your bike is the poster child for the Red Cross...hehehe
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CrotchRocket
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posted July 18, 2004 07:57 AM
It doesnt matter what you tell them when they ask you that...They are just jealous of the bike, they feel we are giving the bike all the attention!!!
They're allowed to do and buy what they please, because their hobby is the house...Thats how they justify their spending!!!...At least your not a womanizer and alcoholic or are you...lol
Just tell her that the bike is broke and needs new pistons because the rings didnt seat properly causing the cylinders and pistons to be damaged...She will be baffled by this and not say anything, but sell that damn crap...lol...You need a new exhaust because the catalytic converter went bad and its cheaper to buy a Akrapovic or Muzzy then getting the OEM pipe and show her the cost difference...lol
GoodLuck...
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entropy
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posted July 18, 2004 10:47 AM
quote:
Karl, I think your bike is the poster child for the Red Cross...hehehe
wheels and 48mm TB's are ESSENTIAL safety components when opting for the 1427cc safety motor.
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fastxx78
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posted July 18, 2004 11:17 AM
 Edited By: fastxx78 on 18 Jul 2004 12:18
lmao!!
I guess my bike is still pretty unsafe, better get a few more safety items. 
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DR JOE
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posted July 19, 2004 11:26 AM
Just remember to buy her something nice and she won't care. New Ear rings with Diamonds are nice and about $100. and you spend $1k on the bike. It's the 10 to 1 ratio.. She's your sweetheart so treat her like one. Just remember to treat your self also... Bahahahahahaha
Have fun...
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VincentHill
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posted July 19, 2004 12:26 PM
Put the bike in her name then they have no problems on how much time or money you spend on their bike and you can ride her bike anytime!
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frEEk
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ummm... yeah
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posted July 19, 2004 01:31 PM
man, youse guys are amateurs...
tell her you need to go quicker so you can get back to her sooner!
and _I'm_ the single guy, sheesh 
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted July 20, 2004 02:52 AM
there is the reason you are single freek...........no woman would believe that shit...they know better, then they will know you are up to something.....lol
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