MadMike
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posted December 21, 2003 09:57 PM
10 Hooters and a Shaker joint in 24 hours!!!
Well guys this is a long story so here is where it start's.
this is when P.Garvin (DWB) and I were leaving his house and heading to Peoria, IL. to the first stop.
The whole story starts. when earlier this year I signed up for this Passport from Hooters Resturant and you have to get it stamped at 20 diffrent Hooters by Dec. 20th. So I figure it is Feb. so as much as I travel "No Problem" Well after numerious times of me leaving it at home and also traveling to the races and trying to get there on time, it comes to last weekend and I only have 8 stamps and I need 12 more!!! so off to Omaha and Lincoln NE. and I am down to 10. and this is where our story starts.
We arrive in Peoria, IL and call our buddy to come up and meet us at the Local Hooters. after we close down the Hooters there all of the girls are inviting us to come and party down town Peoria (Weee)So it was a pretty easy decision, Since we are Married that we need to head over to the Club Cabaret and investigate the best dollar dances in the entire state of Illinois! as we arrived and we each paid 10 bucks to get in and 5 bucks a beer!!!! (Ouch, why do I have to be Irish some days!!)I proceeded to tell all of the girls that we drove all the way here for the best damn dollar dance in the country!! well they informed me that for 30 dollars they would show me the best Dollar dance in Ill. so I spent all night with my new calculator that I found trying to figure out how 30 = 1? never did figure that one out. well I also found a cigar, and I dont believe that Monica Lewinski had smoked that one. But Old P. Garvin sure did, looked all Pimp Daddy!! the Chicks were digging him, or just wanted his $$ I am not sure about that one, Maybe is was they were standing behind him because I was insisting they give me a damn 1 dollar dance, but they were not buying it!
Well we left some time around 4am and went to our buddies house and crashed there.
The second leg of our Journey started around 11am and we were off. first arriving in Bloomington, and getting stamped and on the way to chicago!
We mapped out 9 Hooters in the chicagoland area and we were going to decide which one to skip as we went along.
Coming up from the south we headed over to Orland Park first where the manger informed us we were in for a long day to get 7 more stamps by the end of the day, ok dude thanks for sharing got to go now!
Then we headed over to Oaklawn, Oh I forgot to tell you guys the 20th, Oh yea it was also the 20th anniversary of Hooters Resturant so every single place was packed!!
Then we went over to Downers Grove where we also stopped and at a Portellos Hot Dog place. Great food!!
This is the view from the Hot Dog Place across the street from Hooters!
And then up to Schaumburg and then over to Ohare.
I do have to tell you that At OHare the girl in there was a Total Bitch!! she would not let me get my passport stamped unless I bought something 
So I would NOT Recommend going there and if you do look out for the girl behind the counter!!
From there We went up to Crystal Lake,
I was just hanging out and here is P.Garvin (DWB) driving the little red go cart!!
From Crystal Lake We went over to Vernon Hills which makes #9 total and (#19 in the book)and from there we head down to Aurora Il for the holy grail of Hot wings...
here we have arrived!!
and here we are happy to be done!!
and of course we had to get a trophy girl in the picture!!
So all and all it was a crazy fun day! oh we got there right at 9pm! so it was 10 Hooters and a Strip club in 24hours!! and here is a view from the ride home!!
Mad Mike
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wannabe
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posted December 21, 2003 11:28 PM
Great story, Mike! Damn, you have way too much time on your hands when you're not racing. 
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entropy
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posted December 22, 2003 02:06 AM
Way cool, Mike!!!!
Those wings make me VERY hongry!!!!!! I can understand needing to go 95mph when you are headed towards wingz n' beer!!!!!
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TurboBlew
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posted December 22, 2003 03:19 AM
I like that story!
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bigju
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posted December 22, 2003 07:45 PM
Great story Mike, two of my favorite things. Food and strippers!!! But I hate to inform you, the best strippers in Illinois ARE NOT in Peoria!!! Try Chgo or some of the burbs. We go to one joint "Cowboys" $10.00 to get in and all the Beer "Bud" and Pizza you want.
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posted December 23, 2003 08:51 AM
we are not worthy!
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posted December 23, 2003 09:09 AM
Hooters has good hot wings - at least the one here does. Have to go for the take out though, all the women that work at Hooters in Vancouver are old Toss Aways from the Cactus Club.
And Old women with too much makeup, and not enough clothing scare me.
Makes it too hard to enjoy my food.
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posted December 23, 2003 11:27 AM
Great story.....and all the respect on the travels...but uh..
Couldn't help but notice that you went to all those Hooters and only posted one pic of one Hooters girl.........
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posted December 23, 2003 04:55 PM
You need gas.
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jonwright
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posted December 26, 2003 05:45 PM
Yeah - usually you drive 95 to get TO the beer and babes, not to go FROM. What the hell is your problem? Get the poop shoots from all the wings you had?
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