Ninjaman12R
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posted September 12, 2003 03:32 AM
Simplest post ever, in 3.......2..........1.....
freek, 
HDL, 
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted September 12, 2003 04:16 AM
look here freek, If I wanted any lip out of you I would give you permission to quit sucking on Jons cock, that aint happened, so stick his cock back in your mouth, put tha econo size can ot STFU back in yer ass, and be a good little biatch before Jon getts pissed for you speakin out of turn and lays the smack down on yer ass.
And the only orgy you are ever going to see is when you are the piviot man at the next anual "Fuck the stupid fukr in the ass orgy"
and Rick....that was some weak ass shit, better get your head in the game, and not the one you use on Richy either. You come up to the gap with some lame as shit like this and you are gonna get smoked.... so step up you TN knob gobbling, sword swallowing, cum drinking, Grand Canyon assed, but licking, salad tossin, Biatchhhhhhhhh........
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posted September 12, 2003 10:02 AM
so HDL, u bin spending alotta time searchin the web fer shit talk to copy n paste into here? we all know yer too damn lame to come up with any good smackdown ya pansy-assed queer.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted September 12, 2003 12:04 PM
No worries freek.....
Don't worry about HDL's punk ass freek. I will take care of his little bitch ass next week during DGVI. He WILL be elected as the "Official Cabin Bitch" and his duties will be as follows:
1. Cook all the meals
2. Clean all restrooms
3. Toss Harry's salad twice daily
4. Speak only when spoken to
5. Clean all bikes after every ride
6. Roll mine and Chris' "cigarettes"
7. Be Bart's love doll until his fiance arrives
Get ready Jim, you can't hide behind yer keyboard anymore junior!!!!!!!
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posted September 12, 2003 01:15 PM
junior eh....you must have been feeling yourself up again eh peanut......nd if you want a cabin biatch you are looking in the wrong direction...I dont clean restrooms, and any salad tossin is gonna be your biatch ass tossin my salad....as far as speaking only when spoken to, if we are all luck you wont open you cock hole long enough to speak, none of us wanna smell that dam jizz breath you have.....and I will roll your cigerettes, roll them in dog shit and serve them up to ya on a paper plate....you want Bart to be my love doll eh...no problem, but he isnt gonna be any good for you and your teeny wanger after I ream him out and give him back to you.....but hey, he is your biatch, and if that is how you want him teated, who am I to argue......
Freek..."pansy-assed queer"? and you say my shit is lame....dude ya better put yerself in check and wake the fuk up junior....my 11 year old nephew could come up with some shit better than that....pull your head out of your foutrth point of contact adn engage that thing you call a brain....if you can....
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posted September 12, 2003 01:28 PM
now that's a little more like it! ninjachickenchoker could learn somethin about smacktalk from ya HDL. but don't get confused about any lameness i may spew forth myself. i'm just tonin it down a bit for u babies. wouldnt want ya runnin away from the computer cryin like the little 10yo girls u are every time i decide ta put u in yer place.
and ninjababy, i'm sure u'd jsut LOVE to "take care of his little bitch ass", but as big a weenie as HDL may be, he's still 10x the man u are (which isnt saying much). as such, u will instead be taking care of his little boy cock by offerin him to take care of YOUR little bitch ass. which u will no doubt be only too happy to do.
man, now i'v got the image of u too fuckin around in my head. i think i gotta hurl...
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posted September 12, 2003 01:36 PM
lmao@ Freek......freek dow yourself a favor...sit back and let the big boys play....your dissin yer self with that lame shit.....not trying to bag on ya, just trying to let you know...hate to see aman make a chump out of himself......lol
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posted September 12, 2003 02:19 PM
hmm... apparently HDL has himself his very own version of the common reality. u wear glasses right HDL? and they're rose coloured if i'm not mistaken? but not to worry, u wont need to pretend to be a big boy once u get to the smacllhouse, cause next to the rest of those weak ass, shit swillin', cum gargling, subservient, dumbfuck, cousin marryin', pansies, u'r gonan feel like fuggin Rambo and they'll prolly call that too 
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posted September 12, 2003 04:25 PM
lmfao @ Freek.....
Chris dont forget the Mach 3 video cassette...
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Ninjaman12R
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posted September 12, 2003 04:44 PM
Attention worthless whores.........
You girlz humor me with your lame post. They do have their moments though, few I might add.
Oh yeah, and Jim....I just talked to Bart a few minutes ago, he said you WOULD be official cabin bitch of DGVI. I realize he is putting the heat on you so he won't get elected AGAIN , but he made some good points.
That is all,... you can go back chokin' each others' chicken now.
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posted September 12, 2003 07:05 PM
hate it for Bartina, I have my own cabin, he is sucking hind tit again.....
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posted September 12, 2003 07:31 PM
HDL,
Or should I say Hard Dick Licking... You should understand that your level of importance is that of a dindle berry. much like something we have by mistake and wish we should have only whiped better.
The good news is... You will still be able to serve your guys (off your ass) at your cabin and still have time to clean ours.
Love and Kisses (not for you).
Bart
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posted September 13, 2003 04:09 AM
Bart, Bart, Bart....your shit is weak son....WTF is a dindle Berry....oh you mena DingleBerry......well you dingleberry licking, ass tounging, cock slurpin, ball lovin, non riding Piece of the brown streak in Ricks underwear....you better pack your lame ass some depends in your suitcase to catch all the jizz that is gonna drip from your ass over the next week, you biatchhhhhh.
The only thing I will be serving any of you is a can of STFU to stick in your cock hole...and for you that means you need 2 cans, and both econo size....
and Bart, dont forget to pack that french maids outfit you had up there last year, Harry is really looking forword to getting a hold of you in that.....
Now sit your biatch ass back down on Smackdown lane, keep your mouth shut like a good little Biatchhhh, and get you stuff packed for DGVi, cause its on.....why arent you in your truck driving you biatchhhh? Why are you still sitting there reading this....DRIVE, man you are fuking dense in the skull.....quit reading and drive.....hey there pivot man, you are still here reading......man you are suck a fuck stick, drive your ass to DGVi so Harry can ream that ass out some more.......
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posted September 13, 2003 04:19 AM
quit reading these posts and take your biatch ass up to the gap and get the cabins ready you bitch Bart....
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posted September 13, 2003 05:18 AM
Hard Dick Licker,
I appreciate your candor, and would suggest you take a deep breath, that is after you take the cock out of your manhole.
You are going to be a nice added to our stable of Cabin bitches, by the why you are going to be answering to Harry, I don't have time for turds.
Can't wait to meet you, you are going to fit in fine.
Bart
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posted September 13, 2003 06:02 AM
lol.....got to keep you on yer toes Bart.....cause Harry is gonna keep you on your back.....lmfao
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posted September 13, 2003 06:05 AM
Dear Horny Sallad Tosser:
You can leave me the fuck out of this. It's kinda stupid when you are getting gang-banged by the fuckers to start throwing rocks at those who are just watching. They might get pissed and join in.
Which now I have done.
You need to protein start your fuckin brain you damned Georgian Jizz Gibbler. You ought to have more brains that that. frEEk smoked yer ass, then Rick, Barto's giving it a shot and now you wanna start with me?
I heard you divorced your first wife because you were more satisfied with your inflatable ewe - that true?
Your hernia came from trying to throw that fucking Real Doll around, didn't it you sick fuck. Weighs just a little more than sheep, eh? Well, hopefully you've learned your lesson but probably not given your history.
So here's one for the road:
Was that really hernia surgery or your preDeal's Gap proctologist checkup to make sure your cherry has that nice 'POP' once again for the boys....
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posted September 13, 2003 07:47 AM
Finally Jon, you engage that gray matter for something other than trying to figure out where your next protien shot is coing to come from....I figered you used your alotted amount of brains cells working on getting protien. And that wasnt really hard to figure out....cause basically its like this, you are going to be EVERYONES bitch up at DGVI, adn you are gonna have jizz drippin out of every orfice. Make sure you take your depends with ya, we dont want you staining the couch in the cabin when you sit down...that is if they let you in the cabin.....I hear they are gonna chain you up to the tree out front like the rest of the pets.....
And the hernia came from the fight we had when I told you I wasnt gonna fuk you in the ass again the other night. I knew you were upset when you grabbed my leg and pleaded with me not to cut you off...Its kinda hard trying to walk around with a full grown jizz jacker hanging off my leg....hey Biatch...get your ass ready and do your kegles....we are all cumming, in your ass that is.....
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posted September 13, 2003 10:12 AM
LMAO!! man HDL, sure learn fast. why, it seems liek jsut yesterday u were joining the smacktalk fray for the first time, and gettin ur ass handed to u quite handily. and here u are just a short time later, dishin it out as well as anyone. u did good son. i'm.... i'm so proud of u boy *sniff*
i think u guys had better hang some police tape around the cabin with warning signs: "Warning! non-deaf persons approaching the cabin without at least a masters degree in smack talk may experience bleeding ears and critically injured egos"
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posted September 13, 2003 01:08 PM
oh I am just getting started, wait till I get up to the Cabins......its a lot more fun in person.....
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posted September 15, 2003 03:11 AM
Yeah, he's come around nicely hasn't he freek? Most are a little timid when they 1st encounter us, and most just can't hang. HDL is doing just fine, I see fine smackdown's on the porch from HDL.
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posted September 15, 2003 11:30 AM
cant work around a bunch of dam testosterone ridden grunts all day every day and not be able to talk shit....hell we were talking shit in a combat zone.....both to the Iraqies, adn to each other.....have to say it was fun splitting that iraqis noggin with my flashlight when he tried to talk shit back though......lol
Arent maglights wonderful......lmfao.......
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