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posted September 03, 2003 07:44 AM
Pesky little biatch aren't you......
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And I don't want anything to do with little vienna sausage you have, you'll have to talk to ninjaman, he likes em' small. Ask Bart.
Normally I'd open up a out of date, family-sized, can o' "WHOOP ASS" for some shit like this. But....since it's coming from a MF that still watches the Smurfs, Has a Strawberry Shortcake EZ-Bake oven, and cornholes a MALE cabbage patch kid everynight before he goes to sleep  ,......I'll just let this one slide.
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Otis
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posted September 03, 2003 07:52 AM
No Smurfs for me ya dyersburglickndickswami, Elmo is where it's at.
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posted September 03, 2003 08:18 AM
Are you sportin' wood now biatch..........
Here you go you fuckin' pervert.
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posted September 03, 2003 08:24 AM
 Edited By: Otis on 3 Sep 2003 09:24
DUDE! Dolls give me the creeps man, the way they're always looking at you. Disn't you ever see Chucky? Now stop it. LOL
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posted September 03, 2003 08:31 AM
Chris,
Looks like Rick found his way into your deepest, dearest, loves. You cabbage patch sick O. You need to really get your head screwed on straight.
Bart
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Ninjaman12R
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posted September 03, 2003 08:34 AM
Hey.......
LOL!!! Remember when Chucky was in the elevator and that woman said "Oh what an ugly little doll". Then when she was out of earshot Chucky said "Fuck You". I thought it was pretty funny.
I don't care for dolls that much either. Harry's inflatable "Mistress of the Night" doll he had at DG5 gave me the creeps BIGTIME!!! I was relieved when I heard her have a "Blowout" midway through the 97 second "lovefest" she and Harry had goin' on. 
Harry was pretty upset about it, had my bicycle pump up there, some duct tape, a box of matches.......it was NOT a pretty sight.
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richard simmons
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posted September 03, 2003 08:59 AM
Edited By: richard simmons on 3 Sep 2003 10:36
just a thought....
Do ya think otis had the "feelings" 8-track going full blast when he made this thread? and i would bet $$$$$ he listens to "it's raining men" when "cabbage patch-o-rama" gets started. Good battle with ninjaman though, Otis. some of your better work. Ninja "queer as folk" man is gonna be doing some of his fine work at the county fair this week. instead of the "pie in the eye" contest, the local gay bar will be sponsering our little lady in the "toss-a-dick in his ass" contest. the first one to hit the "sweet spot" and not fall completely in wins the "fag of the fair" ribbon.
LMAO!
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posted September 03, 2003 09:14 AM
Ahhhhh.........it's like that huh????
He says all of this when his new amusement ride "Richard Simmons' Ass O' Fury" debuts at this years fair. I hear a whole busload of Fags from memphis are comin' up to go the distance with Richards' ass. 
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posted September 03, 2003 09:22 AM
lmao@ Richy.....yer buddy just burned ya good.....with friends like that....you will need all the love Harry will give ya......
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posted September 03, 2003 09:41 AM
HDL, Huge Dick Lover......
Crawl back under your rock BIATCH!!!!!!!
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richard simmons
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posted September 03, 2003 09:44 AM
HDL....
Had to get in on the act huh? well,well,well. i don't blame you, after harry get's thru pimpin' yo ass out at the gap, you won't be able to speak for a while. i hear you will be going for a world record, "most bikers sucked off in a day" record. well, i'm all for supporting a man and his dreams. if you want to set a record, i say go for it! if anyone can do it, your gay ass can! just remember, when your through, those mouth strech marks are gonna show up in the digital pics. i hear Scope mouth wash is sending a team of "oral hygene experts" there for your "breath needs". that's good, no one wants you to have dicky breath at the cabins, i'm sure. hey HDL, how about a little special sauce for that big mac? oh, i'm sorry, you've got plenty!
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posted September 03, 2003 09:52 AM
Richard, Richard, Richard, so lil ol' Otis' post brought you out from under your pleasurable sea of nutsacks eh? I'm flattered. I only have one thing to say to this honor, SHUT THE FUCK UP ya Tennessee prostate doodler and go back to your bouncing sperm factories. LMAO
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posted September 03, 2003 10:05 AM
dam RichyRectumRanger...I see that NinjaKnobSlobber quit T baggin ya long enough for your sorry excuse for a person could make it to the computer and actually tpe something...But I have to ask you...dont you get tired of looking up everything you type in the Dicktionary? How long did it take you to type that message...2or 3 weeks????? yer doing good though Richy, been on the board for a few months and made a whole 9 posts...that has to be a new record in itself.....the most inept underachiver, t baggin fag record.....and you took first place....you dam man, and I use that term very loosely....kinda like yer ass....after Ranger Rick gets done with it.......
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posted September 03, 2003 10:16 AM
DOH!!!!
HDL 1
Richard 0
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posted September 03, 2003 10:25 AM
Edited By: jonwright on 3 Sep 2003 11:47
quote:
ya Tennessee prostate doodler
*snip*
Scope mouth wash is sending a team of "oral hygene experts" there for your "breath needs". that's good, no one wants you to have dicky breath at the cabins
Damn. That's funny.
Dicky breath.
Everyone in the office knows when I'm on the board - I start cackling to myself....
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posted September 03, 2003 11:49 AM
John is it true that you invented MouthWash to get rid of the taste of man milk? I am just asking cause tha tis the rumor going round the smackhouse crew........They were all saying that you did it out of necessity....when they threatened to make you sleep out on the porch with yer nasty semen breath???? just thought you might want to know the rumors is all....
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posted September 03, 2003 12:18 PM
Nigga PLEEEZE!!!
Since you gotta plageurize ol' Rich Simmons please check out: www.hownottogetsnapped.com
Maybe you can find some good ones there.
It's almost no fun snappin' your ass because it's so easy.
Kinda like layin' a whore. No challenge.
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posted September 03, 2003 12:21 PM
no challenge eh...just like you pose no challenge for Harry when he wants it, you just lay down and give it up???? that kinda easy?.....Biatchhhhhh
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posted September 03, 2003 12:31 PM
Large animals are usually fooled by playing dead.
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posted September 03, 2003 01:05 PM
No HDL you MAY NOT lick my balls!
Is it true you a founding member of Bill Clintons Queen Berets?? Finger
Ballad of the Queen Berets. written by HDL!
("Battle Hymn of the Clinton Administration"
Falling Fairies From the Sky,
I Broke a Nail, Oh I Could Cry.
Don't You Like How My Tushy Sways?
We are the Fags of the Queen Berets.
Bill Clinton's Words Upon My eats,
"You Guys Have Rights, be Proud You're Queers."
I Once Was Scared, Now I'm Okay,
'Cause I'm a Fag, in the Queen Berets.
Put Silver Ear-Clips on my Nuts,
I Love the Pain, Now Spank my Butt.
The Way you Walk is Awfully Cute,
I sure Would Like to Pack Your Chute!
This Army Stuff is Really Slick,
Free Meals and Clothes and Lots of Dicks.
When I Retire, I Still Get Paid,
I Thank You Bill, From the Queen Berets.
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posted September 04, 2003 04:27 AM
lmao...that was a good one Harry, I would have never thought you had it in ya.....Had everything else in ya.....but not that.
I am curious as to how your simple mind thought that up....I am guessing that it is from your personal expierence.........
and Harry, no you cant shack up with me in my cabin...so quit Pming me about it.....
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posted September 04, 2003 05:33 AM
HDL......
HDL....harry's dick licking ho. so your counting my number of post. that's good. does that mean you will have to take your red pumps off after 3 more post so you can count that high? well, this is number 10. your favorite number. this post is for you, 10 facts about HDL----
10" down your throat.
10 sailors sucked off at the naval base.
10 queers stalking your ass.
10 days straight on the choad diet.
10 soldiers go out for a cruise, 5 couples come back.
10 gay bars "worked" in a night.
10 ways to please an uncurcumcised penis.
10 flavors of ass douche.
10 new videos staring hdl, fisting and the modern gay male.
10 red wing boot tips broke off in yo' ass by ninjaman.
the list goes on.
keep counting, colon boy.
otis,
good 1, but anything up north still sucks!
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Ninjaman12R
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posted September 04, 2003 06:52 AM
HDL - Has Definitely Lost......................
Ya got smoked there HDL aka Homosexual Donkey Lover.
Richard you forgot:
10, Number of cucumbers lost in his ass when he starred in a "Homely Girls Gone Wild" Video.
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posted September 04, 2003 07:00 AM
Edited By: jonwright on 4 Sep 2003 08:01
{Chris Tucker as Smokey in Friday}
OHHHH SSHHHIIIIITTTT!!!!!
You got knocked the FUCK OUT!!!!
{/Chris Tucker as Smokey in Friday}
Homely Girls? I thought that was Shemales Gone Wild.
..but I do have to admit - HDL was kinda cute in those red pumps and matching sequined panties. Having the ass cut out as a heart was a nice touch, don't 'cha think?
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posted September 04, 2003 08:17 AM
dam...ouch.......but I aint a sailor....you must be thinking about Rick again.....
I went down for the 10 count.....but there will be a rematch...rest assured.....lol
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