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posted September 02, 2003 06:57 AM
 Edited By: Otis on 3 Sep 2003 03:55
Isle of Previous Man, Deals Gap.
Definition of Man:
An adult male, one possessing in high degree the qualities considered distinctive of manhood.
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posted September 02, 2003 07:20 AM
Pussy..........
"Rantings of a Roadside Dicksucker" by Otis aka "The Receptacle" 
Your orders for the Day Otis:
1. Shut the fuck up.
2. Wipe the tears away you goddamned drama queen.
3. Quit tryin' to be a fuckin' poetic fag wannabe.
4. Quit fuckin' off on the internet.
5. Get your monkey ass back to work.
Just think, in a couple weeks I get to cuss you out in person!!!!  
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posted September 02, 2003 11:49 AM
Fuck you ya knobgobbler bitch!
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posted September 02, 2003 11:53 AM
Bitch
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posted September 02, 2003 11:54 AM
Redneck Queer
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posted September 02, 2003 11:54 AM
It's ASS in 12 days
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posted September 02, 2003 11:55 AM
Slow ass punk, drink a gallon of know How to Twist the Throttle.
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posted September 02, 2003 11:56 AM
Hummer Queen
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posted September 02, 2003 11:56 AM
Nutsack Willy
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posted September 02, 2003 11:57 AM
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posted September 02, 2003 11:57 AM
Rest Area Rectum Wrecker
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posted September 02, 2003 11:58 AM
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posted September 02, 2003 11:58 AM
Pooper Pusher
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posted September 02, 2003 12:00 PM
Testicle Tongue Twiser
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posted September 02, 2003 12:03 PM
Better keep some that to yourself, Otis. Might need those snaps at the Smackhouse.
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posted September 02, 2003 03:50 PM
Let the bitch talk jon.............
Let her talk jon, this is my version of "Rope-a-Dope".
LMFAO!!! 
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posted September 02, 2003 04:58 PM
Chris,
I think you should lay off the crack (AGAIN), poopy pusher?
WTF is up dude?
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posted September 03, 2003 02:42 AM
Chris... Im no Doctor...but I play one on the internet.
Im gonna recommend that you:
WIPE THOSE SISSY TEARS FROM YOUR EYES AND PUT AWAY YOUR HOLLY HOBBY NOTEBOOK!!!!!!!
AND STOP HANGING OUT AT MEN'S BATHHOUSES!!!!
YOU MOTOR CITY UREATHRA LICKER
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posted September 03, 2003 02:55 AM
Edited By: Otis on 3 Sep 2003 04:01
Ahhh, my bitches, you never fail me. LMAO
FYI - This Sunday on Speed
1pm est. Moto GP
2pm WSB Round 1
3pm WSB Round 2
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posted September 03, 2003 03:14 AM
Kewl...........
Looks like about a 3 hour "smoke break" is in order Sunday eh Chris????
Rest area rectum wrecker????? ............original for sure
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posted September 03, 2003 03:23 AM
Yeah it sure does, Michelle is working Sunday and Alli's nap is from 1pm till 3 or 3:30 so I have at least 2 hours of uninterupted, sit my ass on the couch and watch racing time. I don't get much of that anymore.
11 Days bitches......
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posted September 03, 2003 03:33 AM
Enjoy..........
11 days !!!!! Damn I wish I was my bike was ready!!!! I'm gonna try and go get my tires mounted today.
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posted September 03, 2003 06:05 AM
Heh....heh....you said "Mounted".....
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posted September 03, 2003 06:08 AM
Where's the rest of your original post? I just happened to get a peek and today it's gone. What's up with that?
Puss out?
I love you, too, Otis. But I'm still not gonna let you suck my dick....we're just friends...I've told you that over and over.
I just like you as a friend - someone to talk to - but not bang. Man. You just don't give up, do ya?
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posted September 03, 2003 07:05 AM
Puss out? Nah, my post wasn't taken in the vein I was trying to reach. And I don't want anything to do with little vienna sausage you have, you'll have to talk to ninjaman, he likes em' small. Ask Bart.
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