EastBayDave
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posted June 27, 2003 01:10 PM
 Edited By: EastBayDave on 27 Jun 2003 14:12
TRADE: my GF for your R6
seen on local website:
http://www.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/12930480.html
I have a slightly used girlfriend, 1982 model, white with black top, 5'6", 110 lbs with 36C cups and excellent tail. Features one of a kind exterior, wild styling, and razor sharp handling. Quite a looker, turns a lot of heads when parked somewhere. She sometimes runs a little rough but is extremely fun and performs quite well once you get her going. Has good after-marked add-ons (tattoos, piercings, college degree) and comes with lots of accessories and some hard luggage.
Can be cranky and a bit of trouble start, especially on cold mornings. I don't advise using the choke. Seems to idle okay most of the time, and fuel consumption is good, though response is best with premium beer. Sometimes she's a little fussy, and stops cooperating without any explanation, and want's to be in control most of the time. However, most of my friend's wives are like that, so it seems like people don't mind this sort of thing.
I've invested a lot her, and in some ways I'd hate to part with her. However, I realized I'm not looking for a project that requires this much attention, and the long term cost of maintenance on an exotic model like this is just killing me.
Will trade for any year YZF-R6. Prefer a straight bike with no issues, minimal modifications. Ex-race bike is okay if it comes with clean papers and is ready for normal street duty. I can fix minor mechanical problems, and cosmetic damage is fine. However, I'm tired of trying to work miracles just to have a dependable source of fun.
Serious offers only - no test drives.
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Enjoy the ride!
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00' ZX12R sold
  
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deathpulse
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posted June 27, 2003 08:16 PM
ROFL that is CLASIC! Very nice... hope my GF doesn't catch me laughin at this...
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jonwright
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posted June 27, 2003 08:18 PM
Edited By: jonwright on 27 Jun 2003 21:18
Yeah, good one EBD. 
A CLASSIC line from good ol' RedElk:
The trouble with poon is the 'tude that comes with it....
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ynot
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posted June 30, 2003 04:16 AM
Sweet....
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REDRIDER
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posted July 02, 2003 12:12 PM
What do you mean, "NO TEST DRIVES"!!!How else to know if she's a keeper?
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Phil
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posted July 02, 2003 04:12 PM
Can we at least start her up and listen to her run ?
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ZHooligan
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posted July 03, 2003 02:12 PM
Can you asure us that she purrs as opposed to barks?
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Megabyte
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posted July 03, 2003 02:27 PM
Is she willing to relocate 
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