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posted October 29, 2003 07:33 AM
when i was 3 years old i fell and hurt my knee!
  
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posted October 29, 2003 08:26 AM
My finger stinks....I think I'm gonna wash it.
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JONWRIGHT
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posted October 29, 2003 09:02 AM
And WHERE has that finger been?
....nah. Don't answer that.
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necro
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posted October 29, 2003 09:25 AM
Don't tell us.
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vozizm
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posted October 29, 2003 09:26 AM
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extremelean
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posted October 29, 2003 11:46 AM
Have you ever been to Mianus??
Its a pretty nice place.
Look it up on Google
There is lots of room for growth in Mianus.
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extremelean
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posted October 29, 2003 11:49 AM
Better yet... look up Mianus on mapquest.com
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extremelean
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posted October 29, 2003 11:51 AM
You'll find Mianus is a really nice place.
Someone should move to Mianus.
There are schools in Mianus.
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jonwright
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posted October 29, 2003 04:42 PM
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so we decided to get married. She was a dream and I was very happy! There was only one
thing bothering me. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of
age, younger than my bride to be, and wore tight mini skirts and low cut
blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a
pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate, as she never
did it when she was near anyone else.
The other day little sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married to her sister. I was in shock and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, if you want to have me, just come up
and get me." I was frozen as I watched her go up the stairs, pull down
her panties and throw them down the stairs at me. I turned and went
straight to the front door, opened it and stepped out of the house. I
walked towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that
you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man."
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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jonwright
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posted October 29, 2003 04:44 PM
quote:
You'll find Mianus is a really nice place.
Someone should move to Mianus.
There are schools in Mianus.
I thought HDL had camped out there already....waiting for full report from HDL.....
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extremelean
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posted October 29, 2003 08:03 PM
OH yeah.....I think HDL has been to Mianus....not really sure if he's there now...after all Mianus is a pretty big place.
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extremelean
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posted October 30, 2003 11:54 AM
Where is HDL??
My finger stinks again.
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted October 30, 2003 12:15 PM
Jon......FU....that is my report you fukn anus licking, cock slurping, dog humping, homo loving, fuk stick........lmao
and extreme you know what they say, if your fingers smells like shit, keep it out of your ass...you fukn homo, finger fukn, ass loving, taint lickin SOB.....lmfao
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posted October 30, 2003 08:15 PM
nice HDL........VERY NICE!!!.........LMAO.......But.....uhhh...mmmmm.....I had just finished making some tuna salad for sandwiches...that damn juice is kinda stinky when it gets on your skin......ya know what I mean Verne
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted October 31, 2003 03:00 PM
then keep it out of your PUSSY Extreme...or wash it once in a while.....dammmmmm
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necro
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posted October 31, 2003 07:48 PM
quote:
Have you ever been to Mianus??
Its a pretty nice place.
Look it up on Google
There is lots of room for growth in Mianus.
I did. I don't get it. 
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extremelean
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posted November 02, 2003 12:14 PM
necro.........look up the CITY of Mianus on mapquest.com
Mianus.......Mi "anus" .....My anus .....my "anus" .....my "ANUS"
get it?
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posted November 13, 2003 07:58 PM
*grins* Hey, I've driven through Dingle before, stopped and asked where I could buy some balls... ;0
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necro
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posted November 13, 2003 09:07 PM
Ah, call me slow 
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posted November 20, 2003 06:18 PM
SLOW!!!
Dingle balls.......LOL....nice.
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posted November 20, 2003 06:19 PM
There are school buses in Mianus.
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posted November 20, 2003 06:23 PM
Have you ever been to Uranus??
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necro
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posted November 20, 2003 08:51 PM
Ha ha ha. I am not that slow...
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posted November 21, 2003 07:14 PM
HUH?
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted November 23, 2003 05:32 AM
I
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