fish_antlers
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posted November 27, 2001 11:30 PM
 Edited By: fish_antlers on 27 Nov 2001 23:32
this is funny...
http://labusas.org/0101/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=004319
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Turtle
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posted 11-27-2001 03:22 PM
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These three old ass black ladies (Selma, lu lu and Nadine) are sittin around the kitchen table talkin about their upcoming trip to Tahiti. As they get around to the actual flight to Tahiti, they start talking about what they're going to wear on the plane.
Lu Lu says "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm wearin me some bright ass yellow panities when I get on that plane. Selma and Nadine look at her and ask why. Lu lu says "So's if'n that plane goes down in the water, the coast guard will be able to spot my big yellow ass and save me".
The ladies shake their heads in agreement. "That sounds pretty good Lu Lu" Says Nadine, "but I think I'm gonna do you one better". "Thas right" she says, "I'm gonna go with some bright orange panties myself". Lu Lu and Selma look at her questioningly. "Why orange?" asks Selma. "Cause that's the color dem coast guard boys wear and they'll be thinkin' I'm one of their own" says Nadine.
Again the ladies acknowledge the good idea with nods all around. "What about you Selma?" Asks Nadine. "Whatchoo gonna wear?"
Selma thinks about it for a minute before coming up with her answer. "Me..... I'm not wearin NO panties on that damn plane" she announces. Lu Lu and Nadine look shocked, searching for the right words. "But w-wh-why not?" stutters Lu lu.
Selma smiles and says "cause everbody knows dem rescuers always look for the black :box: first".
-Turtle
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harryzx-12
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posted November 28, 2001 07:08 AM
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that an
interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no
other animal in the world does this. Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct,
Miss!" he says.
"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The
neighbors' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went
"ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say "FUCK
OFF!", the dog ate him!"
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways- Body thoroughly used up, totally worn out...Screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride !!!"
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