ballisticzx12r
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posted April 08, 2003 02:34 PM
NEED SMACKHOUSE RESIDENT'S INFO NEEDED
OK everyone I need full comment as to people staying and more importantly arrival dates...
Currently I know the following.
Harry and I am arriving on the 11th of May (Sunday).
I will be there by 2:30 est.
Please put your info up as I believe will have some extra space and I would like to get some other in.
Thanks,
Barto
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Otis
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posted April 09, 2003 03:07 AM
I will be leaving Detroit on Tuesday 13th, evening after work at around 5pm. Should put me there about 1am.
Where is this cabin Bart? I know it's not in the same place as the others were.
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posted April 09, 2003 03:43 AM
Hey Captain Load Jerker......
I will be there on Sunday or Monday at around 2pm. I am not for sure where the other group of cabins is. I used to have a map of their properties,....I'll look for it tonight.
What's our cabin number??????
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posted April 09, 2003 08:47 AM
My cabin number is 1270.I'll be there saturday about 200hp and its going to be your ass.To all of you dg5 gang be sure to drink one glass each of corner speed and two glasses of late brake and a cup of shut the fuck up.lol
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posted April 09, 2003 08:51 AM
Cabin Info Fuck Sticks
Alright everyone, this is going to be easy this time. Another nice item is the cabin is off a paved road not gravel.
The physical address is below and yahoo maps will take you right there.
Bart
221 Old Bridge Rd
Townsend, TN 37882-4025
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posted April 09, 2003 10:42 AM
The shit is gettin' deep...........
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- by the East Tennessee Pecker Poacher - My cabin number is 1270.I'll be there saturday about 200hp and its going to be your ass.To all of you dg5 gang be sure to drink one glass each of corner speed and two glasses of late brake and a cup of shut the fuck up.lol
Lucky you've been around Bartentino Rossi too much. I'm gonna bring a clapped out Aero scooter and hand all you nappy sumbiatches' your own ass at the Gap.  I'll step up to my "Sleeper" turbocharged 250 Nighthawk to handle business on the Cherohala. IT'S ASS................ 
Oh yeah, Lucky ....you better start drinking a can of "Beat Down" repellent twice daily cause I have a feeling yer gonna need it.
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posted April 09, 2003 11:11 AM
Couple Plates of Act Right
Rick,
You southern fried screwball, relax and understand your pimped out aero and a drop off the side of Cherhola still wouldn't make you fast enough to pass anyone.
Keep writing checks you fat moldy ass can't cash.
Please enjoy a plate of act right and a tall frosty cup of shut the fuck up.
Barto
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posted April 09, 2003 11:21 AM
You need a bowl of "Reality".......
We'll see who passes who in May Jr. ,....
It's gonna hurt you knowing that you got surgically implanted kneepads to help you make all that loot you needed to mod yer bike............and STILL be at the back of the pack. Backmarker Bart rides again!!!!!! It's ok though pimp juice, maybe you'll get a chance to ride up front someday. Don't hold yer breath though.....
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posted April 09, 2003 12:02 PM
Rick,
It is scarey how much money I put in it this year. No worries, I'll just make some more.
Bart
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posted April 09, 2003 04:37 PM
Rick your day's are number.Bart is going to go by you so fucking fast your hair is going to be on fire.Bart the man and you know it. I've seen Bart at his best an it is a sight to behold.So Rick set down and think about what you are saying tell Bart you are sorry and maybe he will help you out on your riding skill at dg5.P.S. Bart sent check in the amount of $250.00 you know the address.lol
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posted April 10, 2003 03:12 AM
Yeah......
You're right Mark, what the fuck was I thinking???
Forgive me Bart,.......please.
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posted April 10, 2003 03:23 AM
I know one thing for sure amid all this bickeriing and armchair racing. I LOVE YOU GUYS! Barto, nice message on my voice mail. I listened to it on the way in to work today and I'm sure the fella driving next to me was wondering "What the fuck is that guy laughing at at 6:30 in the morning. Too funny
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posted April 10, 2003 05:11 AM
Wrong answer......
No,.....he wondered what that GAY guy was laughing at!!!! Even funnier......LMFAO!!!!
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posted April 10, 2003 05:56 AM
< slapping knee > Ahhhh haaaa you're killing me smalls.
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posted April 10, 2003 06:31 AM
Fuck Bart........
He he he
Won't be long now Chris. I am SO ready to head east. I know we are going to have a blast. It's been awhile since I had a vacation, and brother I need one. I always get anxious when it gets this close to "Trip Time". But I honestly can't ever remember be more stoked about it than I am right now. It will be nonstop insanity........
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posted April 10, 2003 07:19 AM
$10 bucks if you can tell me where that line came from..
"You're killing me smalls....."
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posted April 10, 2003 10:54 AM
Gimme my MONEY biatch......
That would be "The Sandlot" Otis.
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posted April 10, 2003 11:07 AM
DAYUM! Good job meat. I am a huge fan of that movie. Prolly cause it remind me of growing up. We had the same group of fellas that played ball everyday at a diamond in our neighborhood. Everytime that movie comes on cable I watch it. Brings back great memories. Even the scene at the pool with the hot lifeguard. My family and all my friends families belonged to the Fairlane Club that had pools and all the good stuff and we used to go there regularly too and while none of us faked drowning for a kiss there was this smokin hot blond lifeguard that worked there for 4 summers straight and we did EVERYTHING we could to get her attention, to no avail of course. LOL
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posted April 10, 2003 01:15 PM
Corner Speed
Mark, Chris, Rick, and Harry,
This trip I will be working on the usual, backing it in, rubbing elbows, and trying to keep up with ya'll (like that sourthern fried lingo bitch). I will have a little more then last time and with have even more in Sept. It won't be long before I'll be dicing with you guys, I'm taking it one turn at a time.
Bart
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posted April 11, 2003 02:57 AM
Shit, I'll be in the back Barto. I will not even have burned through the tank of gas that's been sitting in my bike all winter by the time I get there.
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posted April 11, 2003 03:13 AM
It's all good....
Bart,
Don't put too much pressure on yourself bro. You've made a lot of progress with your riding. Just let it come to you man. If you work on doing everything smoothly, the fast part will naturally happen IMHO.
Otis,
You will NOT be at the back. I expect my boys to be in the "Lead Draft", I can't ride without you and Harry. I guarantee you by the time we get to the end of the Foothills Parkway you'll be ready to rock.
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posted April 11, 2003 08:04 PM
Hmmm...I'm not used to being the back of the crowd.
Don't make me break out the Gixxer on yer asses. That'll be straight up ass 'cause that'll be all you see of this cracker.
Thinking I'll show up around the 10th but I'll have to skedattle (like that Southern word there, Barto?) by Thursday. At least I'll get some time in the Gap.
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posted April 11, 2003 08:43 PM
Jon,
Fact is we get the best riding in during the week. If you can muster a few days the "Smackhouse Crew" ya'll (I know you like that) will be just fine.
I and everyone coming look forward to meeting you.
Barto
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posted April 11, 2003 08:56 PM
It will be the only time he's ever been behind me (which ain't sayin' much!). That's only because he doesn't know how to get there.
Wait... following me 'cuz "I know the way"? Didn't Wrenis do that once? Oh, nevermind.
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posted April 12, 2003 06:44 PM
Does "Wrenis" rhyme with "Penis"?
Glad to hear it, Barto - you fookers'll be a blast.
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