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posted March 04, 2003 06:57 AM
Shit boys my bike is still sleeping! Fucking -5 yesterday, +5 this morning and we're expecting like 6" of fucking snow today. Who the hell ordered this shit?!
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posted March 04, 2003 07:00 AM
"I knew Chris was a little on the feminine side"
Is this why you're always staring at my ass?
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posted March 04, 2003 07:15 AM
 Edited By: Ninjaman12R on 4 Mar 2003 07:17
FLAMING Even................ :)
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- by The Motown Meat Mauler - "I knew Chris was a little on the feminine side"
Is this why guys are always boring out my ass?
I'd say "THAT'S A BIG 10-4 LITTLE MISSY".  You fuckin' Motown "PowderPuffs" are pretty open about yer "alternative" lifestyles eh???? I knew there was something not quite right about that rainbow decal on yer Trailblazer. That.....and all the George Michael Cds you were trying to "Jam" when we drove to the gap. I was in friggin' agony for crissakes.
I thought the boy had done gone mad er somethin'. 
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posted March 04, 2003 07:23 AM
LMFAO Gearge Michael CD's. Damn that's funny Rick, laughed out loud at that one. "Look me up, before ya go go" HA HA
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posted March 04, 2003 07:30 AM
Yeah......
Yeah,... is that freakin' guy a tragedy or what. Didn't he get busted for doing some weird shit in a public restroom???? Kinda reminds me of Harry and Lucky aka "Mr & Mrs Fuckstick".
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posted March 04, 2003 08:09 AM
"Didn't he get busted for doing some weird shit in a public restroom????"
You'd prolly have to ask Barto about that, he was there ya know. wink wink.
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posted March 04, 2003 08:24 AM
Poor Bart...........
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"Didn't he get busted for doing some weird shit in a public restroom????"
You'd prolly have to ask Barto about that, he was there ya know. wink wink.
Bart is always involved in these kinds of "situations" eh?
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posted March 04, 2003 09:27 AM
Rick it's call getting off your dead ass and doing something over the winter.You have been fucking around all year long an bitching about how the weather sucks parts are not in your pussy fuck up.My 12 is ready big boy your shit is still the box.If you don't no what the hell you are doing just ask i'll come and help you out. Now suck on that for a while biiiiiiiiiich.
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posted March 04, 2003 09:56 AM
Edited By: Ninjaman12R on 4 Mar 2003 10:01
I see an ASS WHOOPIN' in yer future Sonny Boy..
Lucky I'll wear out 4 sets of kneecaps kicking off in your ass when I see you!!! You know good and damned well if you come over here all we are going to do is drink cold beer, and chase whores. We might get around to wrenchin' on the bike after we sobber up a little. But then again we might not. I'll put my A#1 Biatch to work at the end of this month when he comes up to stay for a few days. "Hacksaw Harry the Floriday Fairy" will have Lil' Red road ready.
Seriously I am thinkin' I may have Lil' Red ready this weekend. Looks like we are going to have lower to mid 50 degree temps so I'd like to go out for a spin after I see my boy EBoz lay the smackdown on all the boys at Daytona. Bart has been working with him and he says It's ass. 
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posted March 04, 2003 11:45 AM
68 days you crack heads and it asssss.....
Yes in deed it is nice to see the smack talk already in full effect.
Slug glad you are going to be able to make.
Rick, Harry, and Fucky (sorry Lucky), Been working with E-Boz needed some help getting his scooter dialed in for the big weekend coming up.
Sending the big wheel up to the tech for some massive work.
First track day schedule in April.
It's going to be time to lock and load.
Rick I see you are still in need of a healthy portion of "ACT RIGHT" thats OK I'm bring it down with me.
BIIAAAACHES you better watch the fuck out, I'm bring the pain.
Barto
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posted March 04, 2003 11:55 AM
FUCK YOU "Sir Nad Drainer"...............
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Rick I see you are still in need of a healthy portion of "ACT RIGHT" thats OK I'm bring it down with me.
BIIAAAACHES you better watch the fuck out, I'm bring the pain.
Barto
Well I bet I counter your healty portion of "Act Right" with a massive dose of "Shoe Leather" to the crack of your ass. Quit trippin' you "Choker of Chickens" and crack open a can of "Grow Some Nads" you Chitown load magnet.
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posted March 04, 2003 02:35 PM
Glad to hear you are going to start work on lil red. Did you say that Harry was going to work on your bike when he get's up to your place.What the fuck are you smoking lil red is not going to be happy.My whore chasing days are over i have a great wife an i don't want to rock the boat.Now the cold beer is another story back the truck up off load the cooler an ice start the fire an let the party begin.It's miller time.Let me know how the tires work out if you get to ride this week end.
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posted March 04, 2003 03:50 PM
No Doubt Brother Man.........
I hear you Lucky.
I should have the "experimental" skins on Friday night. It's ass for the Harleys cruising the lake this weekend. It's always courteous to do a limiter check (pick a gear ) when passing large groups of our V-Twin riding brethren. Just Kiddin' ,..............well........fuck, we've all been guilty of it at one time or another. It's all in fun.
I'll give you a ride report if I actually do get my ass out in the garage and finish the bike.
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posted March 05, 2003 04:16 AM
"Sending the big wheel up to the tech for some massive work."
Barto what ya doing?
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posted March 05, 2003 04:30 AM
He's probably...............
He's probably getting his portrait airbrushed on the lowers and on top of the tank as well. Arrogant sonofabitch. That MF is a laugh a minute eh????
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posted March 07, 2003 06:25 AM
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Otis,
I have been in the big apple, what a shit hole. But I have family there and I try to get there every month to visit my sister, her kids and my G-Ma. Don't have much family left anymore. But enough about me. I got hit with that fucking storm twice once in Chicago we 10 inches over night, The good thing is you it couldn't be rick. He would have to do 10 times and hitsomeone with a brick. Then go 6 more in New York City. What an wried feeling flying in an not seeing the towers.
Any fucking way just got my new chain "EK" 10500 lbs of horsepower claming tensile strenght, AL. sprocket went up one tooth in the rear, and fresh set of Perilli's soft front and med rear. Bike is going to get over hauled next week, then to 4 & 6 racing for a custom map and computrack. First track day is April 4 at Blackhawk farms...
BTW the chicken coker sperm (I mean Sherm) back out of the smackhouse, I knew he wasn't man enough.
Need to find a new squid to clean the bikes andy thoughts?
Need to sell some cars, later biiiaaaccchhheeesss...
Bart
No I didn't forget...
65 days til may
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posted March 07, 2003 06:39 AM
Fucking "A" My Biznitches...........
Lil' Red is all together and ready to ROLL. Got the Pirellis on, lowered the front 6mm, increased the rear spring preload another turn and a half, fresh oil & filter,new clutch fibers & ghetto fabulous steels,(took the wire brush to them) and the MF is CLEAN TOO. It is sure nice to see the bike back together with the new clutch cover, winglet, and the '02 mirrors. Thanks again to Lucky and Bart on the winglet and mirrors.
The temp was *32 this morning so I didn't ride to work, but it's supposed to reach the mid 60s this afternoon.I may take the ever popular extended lunch break and go get my bike and take it for a quick spin. Then I'll have it here and be able to leave out after work for a nice ride. I'm supposed to hook up with a guy from the gym who rides an '00 R1. Should be fun to see how the bike behaves with the new suspension settings and the 180 rear.
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posted March 07, 2003 08:01 AM
Edited By: Otis on 7 Mar 2003 08:02
Bart, sounds great about the work done, you'll need to let me take it for spin down there. Good thing about seeing your family in NY too Bart. It can be way to easy when you live so far apart to blow things off til the next month, then the next month then the next thing you know 2 years have gone by. Good on ya.
Rick lowering the front will make a big difference at turn in for sure, should be sweet. Was that a PIA to do? You;ll have to let me take lil' red for a spin. Before I buy a 180 like Mark suggested I wanna try it out 1st. So when you coming up here to motown to help me with ther valve adjustment ya fuck? Or were you just blowing smoke?
Alli is 1 year old today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLI! And get this, she decided last night she wants to start walking. She walked back and forth across the living room about 20 times last night. Made me want to cry she was so damn cute.
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posted March 07, 2003 09:12 AM
Oh crap.......
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Rick lowering the front will make a big difference at turn in for sure, should be sweet. Was that a PIA to do? You;ll have to let me take lil' red for a spin. Before I buy a 180 like Mark suggested I wanna try it out 1st. So when you coming up here to motown to help me with ther valve adjustment ya fuck? Or were you just blowing smoke?
First off, Alli is one today!!!! Jesus, it doesn't seem like the kid shoud be 6 months old. Man that's something about her walking too. Give her a hug for me, and tell her in your best redneck voice that I said Happy Birthday.
Now to the bike. Lowering the front was pretty easy. Do you have the attachment for the Pit Bull that lifts the bike from the steering stem???? That makes it fairly easy. I made a 6mm spacer here @ work, I layed it by the fork tube on top of the triple clamp. I figured it'd make it easier than using a tape measure etc. All you've gotta do is break all the pinch bolts loose and bump the fork up. Pretty easy job.
Man don't make me feel bad about coming to Motown, fuck I already do. There is no way I can squeeze it in chief. I'm scrambling to get shit in order now so I can make the trip in May. Totally sorry on that one G. You can kick my ass in May. I'll give the full story on the set up, and the 180 after I've put a few miles on Lil' Red. I'll also let you ride it in May, that way I can ride your bike and let it experience what a real wheelie is like.
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posted March 07, 2003 11:16 AM
No I don't have the attachment, well cause I never really needed it.
I should make you feel bad about not coming up here ya bitch. Here I've been counting on you to help with the valve adjustment and now your dissing me? Bitch.
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posted March 07, 2003 12:25 PM
Otis if you was looking for Rick to help you out you was fuck from the start. It took that sonofabitch a half year to get LILred back on the road.Tell the little one we said happy birthday.
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posted March 08, 2003 06:10 AM
Fucker.........
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Otis if you was looking for Rick to help you out you was fuck from the start. It took that sonofabitch a half year to get LILred back on the road.
As much as I'd love to, I can't argue with that. I'm "fixin'" to post a thread about my first ride with the new set up on Lil' Red.
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posted March 12, 2003 10:42 AM
thats right I'm not forgetting this 60 days to roll out
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posted March 12, 2003 05:29 PM
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