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posted February 26, 2003 12:56 PM
 Edited By: ballisticzx12r on 26 Feb 2003 12:57
New Member (HA HA) and DGV Count Down
Well because of a certain crack head...
We have move the ride foward one week. I will be at the smack house on May 11 through the 18th.
The new count down is 73 days.
The Smackhouse member is Sherm the chrome smoker,
Bart
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posted February 26, 2003 01:33 PM
Let me check those dates again.ok that will work for me.Bart what do you thank about Otis at first light every morning before the ride cleaning and service the 12.
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posted February 26, 2003 02:11 PM
Two words..........
FUCK OTIS
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posted February 27, 2003 04:17 PM
O YA
Mark,
I think Otis will as usually be polising lot's of chrome this trip.
Bart
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posted February 28, 2003 04:35 AM
Damned Skippy Jr.
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Mark,
I think Otis will as usually be polising lot's of chrome this trip.
Bart
Bart,
Otis won the "Gay Olympics" last year. He was tied overall with frEEk, even through the "Battle of the Jaws" event. But he lay waste to all the competitors in the "Freestyle" event when sucked a golf ball through 500' of garden hose in 11.6690 seconds. 
He won't even break a sweat during the DG5, the boy has got "Mad Skills". 
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posted February 28, 2003 06:42 AM
AMEN BROTHER
BTW 72 days too go
Bart
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posted March 01, 2003 02:59 PM
All Right
71 days to goooooo
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posted March 01, 2003 06:54 PM
What's up you crazy bastard. The weather was nice enough today to get a few miles on the new pirelli.I was able to ride about 200 miles. Only made one pass across foothill the road was still wet in places.I put the 190-50 on the back vs the 180-55 I took off,and kept the same size 120-70 front. The biggest differencee between the two sizes was the initial turn in besides that it felt good. I have not change my ride height i'll do that after we get back from maxton.By the time i got to the wall i had been to the edge of the tires and that was at a decent pace nothing crazy because the road was still wet in places so i think they will work out o k. See you later Bartrina.
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posted March 03, 2003 03:57 AM
Did you get the heat blanket Mark?
You went riding? It is -5 degrees here this morning. BURRRRRRR
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posted March 03, 2003 02:01 PM
hey there mr lucky, aren't you glad we don't live in the great white north? ;P
i'd have been out riding this weekend as well if it wasn;t for the nasty bug i caught. bleh..saturday was torture....sunday was upgraded to mere solitary (but WSB was a bonus...)
wheeee.
oh yeh, 65 days....but only because im gonna get there early before bart gets the cops all riled up....
  
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posted March 03, 2003 02:15 PM
Yes i did, Melissa call me this morning from work an told me it was in and i thank you very much.As far as the weather go your way spring is just around the corner so cheer up. What is it now 69 days until dg5 you all keep moving the dates around so much i stay fuck up. Hell i'm fuck up anyway that isnt it. Otis if you talk to Rick in the next few days tell him i said to kiss my ass.
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posted March 03, 2003 02:25 PM
Time to get flamed! Everytime I read the threads on the GAP I think of megabytes post on the new Survivor show in Kentucky. This isn't one of those deals where you all are taking the new guys on a canoe trip is it! 
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posted March 03, 2003 03:14 PM
Slug, The cops will not be at the gap on are ride because they know Bart will be in town that week working the main street corner. So when Bart is working the dg event all of cops hang out there. We should be in good shape.What day are going to get here if it early call me and let me know.1-865-389-2069.why yes it is Zhooligan we ride all day and canoe all night. Harry & Rick can tell you more about that i'll be home cleaning up my bike for the next days ride. Harry & Rick are in charge of all newbie's so you might need to talk with them about what happen late at night when the sun go down.
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posted March 03, 2003 04:04 PM
Hey
Mark you chicken choker be quite,
You know Otis is going to have to deal with all the sucking events this trip. I am also concerned you put those two wack jobs in charge of handling the new-bees.
I still cn't wait the bike is going upto the tech, next week the list of shit is so long I can't remember.
Good news is 69 days to go.
Humm 69 rick and harrys favorate postion.
Bart
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posted March 03, 2003 04:17 PM
Fuck you bart you chi town colon kisser  Rick is sick so how bout you just go suck a dick!
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posted March 03, 2003 05:24 PM
Bart my bad you are wright Otis is the man this year. That is fuck up for Otis because he told me the only time that he ride is when the dg events are going on. Sucks to be Otis ride all day face down all night.Harry show some love Bart doing the best he can with what he has he just don't have a whole lot.Harry, Rick is not sick i just call he's 1-900 number the motherfucker said he was getting beat down my a 14 year old korea girl with a fat head.He told me to call back in five minute's they were just starting.
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posted March 03, 2003 06:39 PM
well, the group i'm with will be there 7-11 may, just like DGV ORIGINAL(pre lobotomy) dates
we'll be all over the place. thursday will be deal's gap, cherohala area, friday over to blue-ridge parkway and such, saturday down wayah rd and nc28 and surrounding areas.
of course, not being one to shirk my duties as a motorcyclist, i WILL double-dip the riding fun and show up saturday on the DGV week as well ;P
heh this is too fun
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posted March 03, 2003 07:40 PM
Slug, Call me sometime between now and may so i can hook up with your group if that is alright for that thursday run.How many riders will be in your group.What type of bike are most of your friends riding sportbike,sport touring etc.Not that it matters just curious. Thanks Lucky.
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posted March 04, 2003 04:07 AM
It's not the only time I ride you Knoxville fairy queen, it's the just the only time that I get to ride roads that actually turn in places other than a stoplight.
You all are my bitches!
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posted March 04, 2003 04:17 AM
20-40 overall, but we tend to split into smaller groups.
mostly sportbikes, but we have one nutter who runs a dual-sport VERY competantly. he isn't far behind if behind at all....
one group will be staying at Ron &Nancy's treetops cabin, the others will be up in gatlinburg. we usually meet up 9-10 or so at cot/overlook. i'll try to get something more concrete and give you a yell
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posted March 04, 2003 04:44 AM
Attention All BIATCHES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To all punk MFs who have been disrespectin' me while I was away....KICK BACK,......RELAX.......AND CHUG DOWN A FROSTY CAN OF "MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS". Not the 12oz. can either, you biatches can choke down a 40oz. with no problem.
Caution, if you want some quality entertainment I'm thinkin' about selling the tape outta my answering machine. Between Harry and Lucky I swear it sounds like an old Richard Pryor album. I've never heard the word "Motherfucker" so many times. About 2 or 3 times a week Harry smokes my voice mail at work, or my answering machine at home. I try and return the favor as often as possible. Now Lucky is in on it too. BASTIDGES!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, BTW.........Come May IT'S ASS !!!!
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posted March 04, 2003 05:03 AM
Humm, sounds like the north isn't represented on your answering machine.
< flipping through rolodex, A, B, C, D, E! There it is..Ninjapussy Ellis Home (731)2 dialing........ >
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posted March 04, 2003 05:27 AM
Just remember MF........
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Humm, sounds like the north isn't represented on your answering machine.
< flipping through rolodex, A, B, C, D, E! There it is..Ninjapussy Ellis Home (731)2 dialing........ >
I will get you back you nappy sumbiatch!!!!!! I'll send a fucking male "Love Doll" to yer house. Michelle will be wondering WTF???? She'll be like "I knew Chris was a little on the feminine side"
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posted March 04, 2003 06:14 AM
MY bad Rick Harry told me the 1-900 number was the down town work number. I'll make sure from here on out to leave all message on your answer machine at home.An Rick to tell the truth i have always said nice thing about you it harry that is fucking you over.I have never call you a bicth, motherfucker.dickhead,asshole or pussy.You might need to check on your answer machine at home because that was not me.I sorry you fill under the weather all you need is 40oz can shut the fuck up an Harryass to cry on. Now get back to work before i leave a message on your answer machine you sonbitch.
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posted March 04, 2003 06:50 AM
Hey Lucky.............
How 'bout drinkin' a can of "Bleed to Death" you East Tennessee Pecker Poacher!!! Get your slow ass to work and quit fuckin' off on the internet. No wonder your fuckin' bike ain't ready for riding season. If you was like me your shit would be ready to ROCK!!!!
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