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posted February 25, 2003 07:41 AM
Dogs and Cats
If you want someone who will bring you the paper
without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section,
buy a dog.
If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself
simply over the joy of seeing you,
buy a dog.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put
in front of him and never says its not quite as good as
his mother made it,
buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any
hour, for as long and wherever you want,
buy a dog.
If you want someone to scare away burglars, without
a lethal weapon which terrifies you and endangers the
lives of your family and all the neighbors,
buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote,
doesn't give a damn about football, and can sit next to
you as you watch romantic movies,
buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your
bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push
off if he snores, buy a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you
do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin,
young or old, with tits or without, who acts as if
every word you say is especially worthy of listening
to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually,
buy a dog.
But on the other hand If you want someone who
will never come when you call, ignores you totally
when you come home, leaves hair all over the place,
walks all over you, expects you to serve dinner at all
hours of the day and night, runs around all night, only
comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your
entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness,
Then my friend
Buy a cat.
  
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