Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 20, 2003 10:42 AM
a joke for the fellas.......
This is a great example of "did I say that out loud???"
This happened at Harvard University in October last year. In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen which gives the sperm all the energy for their journey. A female freshman raised her hand and asked,
"If I understand you correctly, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?"
"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.
Raising her hand again, she asked,
"Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return. However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced he answered her question.
"It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat. Have a good day."
Hey Ninja....now you have the answer to that the life long question of yours.... 
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Ninjaman12R
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posted February 20, 2003 11:37 AM
You fuckin' Pecker Poacher...........
quote:
Hey Ninja....now you have the answer to that the life long question of yours....
HDL (Horny Donkey Lover  )
Actually I don't you idiotic "Walking Sperm Bank".  This still doesn't answer why you are so hung up on the taste of semen.  Now pipe down and get to shootin' the Ragheads you load loving, crackpipe ownin',mad dog 20/20 drinkin',take one to the jaws, wore out, worthless no good sack o' shit!!!
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 20, 2003 11:41 AM
ROTFLMFAO.........
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Ninjaman12R
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posted February 20, 2003 11:45 AM
Yep.....
Oh yeah.....
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ZHooligan
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posted February 20, 2003 12:57 PM
Pretty Good HDL...
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jonwright
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posted February 20, 2003 03:01 PM
Yummy.
DOH!
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 20, 2003 09:02 PM
not even gonna ask there Jon.....casue I dont want to know....
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Zhooligan
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posted February 20, 2003 09:16 PM
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Ballisticzx12r
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posted February 20, 2003 09:34 PM
Rick,
That is all you can cum up with after that hit, you are getting soft.
Bart
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