Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 17, 2003 01:41 AM
Army Talk...dis aint no stinking Army talk....
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freek
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posted February 17, 2003 02:04 AM
in the army he has to say "private" when he tells ninjaknobgobbler to resume sucking, and ninjaboyfondler has to respond with "sir" instead of their favoured "sweetie-pie" 
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posted February 17, 2003 02:10 AM
You sound like you know an awful lot about that subject!
quote by frEEk the bluehairedcanadianknobgobbler-in the army he has to say "private" when he tells ninjaknobgobbler to resume sucking, and ninjaboyfondler has to respond with "sir" instead of their favoured "sweetie-pie"
And how did you respond in those same circumstances there freeky boy? Especially when you were ordered to not talk while you had a dick in your mouth!
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 17, 2003 02:20 AM
lmfao@ you Freek....
Speaking of, where is my beiatch of a private??? havent see him/it/her online in a bit......lmao
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posted February 17, 2003 06:24 AM
FUCK YOU THROATULA.......
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- by freektheanalwonder - in the army he has to say "private" when he tells ninjaknobgobbler to resume sucking, and ninjaboyfondler has to respond with "sir" instead of their favoured "sweetie-pie"
You crosseyed sack o' monkey nuts,................how 'bout doing something that's actually humorous to me. You know,......like takin' yer favorite pistol, chambering a round,placing the barrel against yer temple, takin' a deep breath and sqqquueeeeezing the trigger.
Oh yeah.......HDL........go back into yer "Stealth Camel Nutsack" and shut the fuck up......."Captain Gonad". 
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 17, 2003 08:40 AM
I am impressed there Ninjaballbobblerbagbouncerspermsampler that was original, I was begining to think that you didnt know anything except, can of STFU.....I guess you do have an IQ somewhat larger than you shoe size....You know I am begining to think you have some kind of fetish, everythime you talk to me, you are brining camel nutsacks into the conversation, I dont know about you, but that doesnt interest me....I am begining to think that you may want to sample some camel dong or something, seems like you have quite the facination with it...
later all.....Jim
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posted February 17, 2003 09:01 AM
I got sumthin for ya ta sample biatch....
How about you samplin' a lethal dose of shoe leather to the side of yer noggin HDL. Get to killin' some folks er sumthin',.......quit fuckin' off on Uncle Sam's nickle ya biatch.
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 17, 2003 09:08 AM
rotflmfao.......
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posted February 17, 2003 01:11 PM
ya know, usually when ya go see a performance by a quartet, it means 2 violinists, one viola, and a cellist. you shitslurpers (ninjashaftreceptical, harriet, bartina, and hellsdunglicker) are the first quartet i'v heard of in the "sexual performaning arts" genre. of course, with bartina being so busy with his bus station buties of late, u'll have to find someone else to fill in (pun intended). you may have to resort to going to LAB and asking BB to temp...but even BB prolly wouldnt wanna be associated with you fuckwads u'll have to call your #1 fan richy simmons again
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posted February 18, 2003 07:33 AM
freek the geek,......always jackin' my meat.....
Hey freek,......how's yer new job goin'??? I heard you was werkin' @ a used car lot,.... sucking farts out of the seats. LOL!!!! I heard your real passion is planting tulips.
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posted February 18, 2003 09:55 AM
Welcome me Jamaica!!!!!!!! I will like my stay here
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posted February 20, 2003 07:46 PM
quote:
Hey freek,......how's yer new job goin'??? I heard you was werkin' @ a used car lot,.... sucking farts out of the seats. LOL!!!! I heard your real passion is planting tulips.
BAHAHAHA!!!
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 22, 2003 07:27 AM
OUCH......I knwo that Freek has a retort for that..he has to....
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posted February 22, 2003 12:20 PM
well, i was gonna let nonjafartsucker off without further embarasing him, but since y'all asked...
as usual, he's been projecting his own fantasies on me again. ninjaanuscleaner has a reputation u see, one that spans the entire north american used auto parts industry. i was workion as a parts driver for a few months so i hear the stories. anyhow, he used to work at a scrap yard himself, but after he was caught fuckin said farts while jerkin himself off, he got fired. he started desperately visiting every yard in the state lookin, beggin for a job. but the story had spread pretty quick so no one took him on. he started sneakin around yards suckin farts on his own time, but he was known by now so he'd always get dragged out by the scruff of his neck (which he likes too aparently). it all came to a head when he started breakin in at night to look for smelly seats, and eventually got caught by the cops. he sat in prison for a while cause the court couldnt decide what to do with him; there was no existing rehabilitation program for his rather unique problem. but there is a happy ending. while in jail, he met bart (who soon became bartina) and his new passion for the loose-assed one eclipsed his previous obsession.
so remember people, dont tease poor ninjaman, he's been thru a lot and has come a long way. so good on ya kid!
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posted February 22, 2003 02:10 PM
Sorry MF......
freek the one eyed meat puppet slurper has sadly mistaken me for someone else. He needs to go buy a can of "Wake the Fuck Up". asap
freek you ain't right son, that was epic..........ya fucker.
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 22, 2003 09:04 PM
lmfao...Ninja, I am so sorry to hear about your affliction....that is really to bad. But I am glad to hear about you and Bartina finding away to WORK IT OUT.....lmao
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