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posted January 30, 2003 08:59 PM
 Edited By: frEEk on 30 Jan 2003 21:00
Out very own ninjaman gets himself a woman (no, not really)
A few days before Ninjaman married Wendy (aka lil sis), he had her name tattooed on his penis to show her how much he loved her. When erect, the name was fully visible; when deflated, it read Wy. After the ceremony, they went to Jamaica on heir honeymoon. Wendy was delighted with Ninjawanker's "special emblem of devotion."
Their hotel had two beaches, one traditional and one nudist. After two days of the traditional beach, Wendy suggested visiting the clothing optional beach. As Wendy lay on her towel in the hot sun, she asked Ninjaboy if he'd bring her a cold drink. He walked across the sand to the little hut and asked the bartender, who was also naked, for two pina coladas. Ninjasucker tried not to stare, but he noticed that the bartender also had "Wy" tattooed on his penis.
"Hey," Ninjablower said and smiled, "what a coincidence. Your girlfriend must also be named Wendy."
"Oh no, mon," the bartender said and laughed. Mine say, "WELCOME TO JAMAICA. ENJOY YOUR STAY."
   
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posted January 30, 2003 11:53 PM
On the end of "Enjoy your stay" frEEK was here was signed by you with your tongue,you blue haired canadian cockbite! 
Wait till Ninjaman see's this shit frEEk!It did make me laugh though! 
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posted January 31, 2003 12:50 AM
"Besides mon", continued the bartender, "Harry isa mah biznatch. i dont know no wendy"
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posted January 31, 2003 04:22 AM
Ya know freek.......
Ya know freek,....you're pretty funny for a fucking Queer!!!!!!
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posted January 31, 2003 05:58 AM
Edited By: Ninjaman12R on 31 Jan 2003 05:59
BTW.......
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posted January 31, 2003 06:15 AM
Hey Rick..this one is better for Freek (or Harry or Bart or.....lmao)
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posted January 31, 2003 09:42 AM
Well....
Steve,
I can't smoke my homeboy Harry on this because we are roadies,.......but it does apply to Bart and Freek fo sho!!! I mean.....them boys will give up the head for a goddamned tic-tac ...... Fuckin' stank ass bus station load magnets!!!
I heard that freek and Bart made cameo appearances in "Biker Boyz" as the "Queens of Cali". I even heard that freek "suck starts" Smoke's 'Busa in one scene.
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frEEk
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posted January 31, 2003 11:17 AM
LMAO! "suck starts a busa"! too damn funny!
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posted January 31, 2003 12:56 PM
LOL!!!!!
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LMAO! "suck starts a busa"! too damn funny!
Yeah, that is some funny shit. These threads are fuggin' classics man. You can't help but laugh at this crazy shit!!! Good stuff indeed.
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posted January 31, 2003 02:22 PM
quote by TurboBLEW-Hey Rick..this one is better for Freek (or Harry or Bart or.....lmao)
Excuse me asswipe but it looks to me like you are the one who has already Blew for food you jacksonville jackoff!
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posted February 01, 2003 04:37 PM
Ninjaman12R... is a compliment to have another man think about your penis sooooo much that they post a little story about it?
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posted February 01, 2003 04:46 PM
HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Naw........
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Ninjaman12R... is a compliment to have another man think about your penis sooooo much that they post a little story about it?
No it is not. In fact it's pretty goddamned sick now that you mention it!!!!!
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frEEk
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posted February 01, 2003 06:49 PM
ur really reaching now pk...
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posted February 01, 2003 06:55 PM
quote:
Ninjaman12R... is a compliment to have another man think about your penis sooooo much that they post a little story about it?
LOL........Well said!!! LOL The name is frEEK!!!
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 02, 2003 10:57 AM
lmfao....toy all are insane, and ya got the ladies in on this stuff to know
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posted February 08, 2003 04:39 PM
HAHA... I hope no one goes blind reading Freeks post...
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posted February 08, 2003 05:50 PM
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 09, 2003 08:41 PM
hell you all know that the only woman that Ninjadicksucker can get to even talk to himis the inflateable kind......and all they say is OOOOOOOOOOO..hell you can see it in their faces......lmao
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posted February 10, 2003 04:25 AM
Edited By: Ninjaman12R on 10 Feb 2003 04:27
Goddamned Ass Munch................
HDL, (Happy Dick Licker)
I have read a few of your little humorous post this morning. I must say that you are still as ignorant as you were the last time you tried to "Smack Talk". I think you must have gotten a little sand in yer vagina while turning tricks over there. Hose that stankin' MF out and get back to work, the ragheads are waiting. Oh yeah and before I forget.........
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 10, 2003 08:45 AM
lmfao......
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Ninjaman12R
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posted February 10, 2003 09:59 AM
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted February 14, 2003 09:41 PM
hey Ninja, i think you forgot the air pump for your g/f, she is looking a bit...flat.......
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posted February 15, 2003 06:48 AM
Edited By: harryzx-12 on 17 Feb 2003 01:47
He usually has Bart blow her up by her assvalve while he's usuing her to maintain constant air pressure.I can hear him screaming now "More pressure Bart she's gettin loose!"
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posted February 15, 2003 07:13 AM
rotflmfao........I cant even respond....lol
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posted February 16, 2003 02:09 PM
Is this 'Army talk'?
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