ballisticzx12r
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posted January 27, 2003 08:48 PM
I'm Truely Sorry :(
Board Memebers,
I would like to take a minute to say I am truely sorry...
I have not been up to holding my duties as board memeber and general smack talker. I have been so busy at work, I simply have not had the time to engage the likes of rick I love my sister, and harry aka count suckula.
I am also caught in a pickle, being so busy at work and not be able to put the time in to keep my biaaaches in line.
I can't stop now, at a 1,000 a day, I need to keep putting the smack down on people with the cash.
I promise I'll do better.
Bart
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted January 27, 2003 08:54 PM
yady yady yady....your poor attemt to save face isnt gonna help now Bart...ya need to do some serious smack talking now....better pull some good stuff out of that huge cavity you call and ass, and slap Ninjacumsuckerpenispuffer across his ugly mug. Then maybe we will respect ya again, untill then.....nadda chance......lol
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posted January 27, 2003 09:28 PM
 Edited By: redelk on 29 Jan 2003 11:12
That was almost as limp as his wrists and as light as his step. Who's da BITCH?
What ever, golden shoe swallow.
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posted January 27, 2003 10:39 PM
Your post was moving. And luckily there was plenty of toilet paper in bathroom
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posted January 28, 2003 12:20 PM
quote:
....I can't stop now, at a 1,000 a day, I need to keep putting the smack down on people with the cash.
I promise I'll do better.
Bart
$1000/day Is that after your pimp takes his share? Man, That's a lot of blowjobs.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted January 28, 2003 01:28 PM
Ask me if "I truely give a fuck", ....spongethroated MF
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-by i'lltakeonetothejawszx12r-Board Memebers,
I would like to take a minute to say I am truely sorry...
I have not been up to holding my duties as board memeber and general smack talker. I have been so busy at work, I simply have not had the time to engage the likes of rick I love my sister, and harry aka count suckula.
I am also caught in a pickle, being so busy at work and not be able to put the time in to keep my biaaaches in line.
I can't stop now, at a 1,000 a day, I need to keep putting the smack down on people with the cash.
I promise I'll do better.
Bart
Bart & HDL (homosexual dick licker) 
Both you biatches are WEAK, that shit is rusty as HELL. You two need to hook up and come up with some worthy material. Bart, you talk smack about as good as you ride,....mediocre @ best. Stick to sucking dick,....it's about all you're good at. Besides you make such a good living at it. Also let the record state : "I don't love your sister".
HDL,
If you're going to join the "Gay Team" with Bart aka "BA" or "Bored Ass", get ready for some heat. You'd fair better if you went it alone, and your dick wouldn't be raw from Bart using it as a pacifier, nubby boy. Now sit down, relax, and open yerself a 40oz. can of "Shut the Fuck Up".
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted January 29, 2003 09:47 AM
hey Ninjashiteatindirtydicksuckinwhiningasscrybabyboy....I knew that i smelled something funky, its that shit breath of yours, guess I couldnt expect anything less after you sucked my shit covered dick after I removed it from that gapping hole you call an ass.....I hear what you are saying, and if ya want yer 40oz can of STFU, you can fishit out of yer own ass, cause I dont want any part of that.
Oh and Ninja, when they asked ya to take one for the team, they didnt mean to take one from everymember of the team..no wonder the Smack House crew luvs ya so much....hell atleast Bart is getting paid for his actions. From what I hear you are paying the TEAM so they let ya blow them, after they all wear out that grand canyon you call an ass. I see you make reference to the GAY TEAM...Bart tells me you are the founding member of the GAY TEAM, so dont talk too much shit about it, it may cum back to poke ya in da ass........hey Bart, this one is on Ninjaman the Pearl Necklace Wearing Homofagot mutha fukr....I think that Bart aught to give him his next necklace...I am spent...hell I had to give him 3 necklaces the other night, I am getting to old for that shit, someone else help him out now. I just got tired of hearing his incesant whining, and begging...but boy he begs for the dirty dick well.......
next.......LOL
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posted January 29, 2003 10:32 AM
Edited By: VincentHill on 29 Jan 2003 10:33
I do think that Harry at least "Changes" his own Oil?? My Wife knows how to change the Oil in her Bike. So if "Someone" does not change their own oil, then who really wears the Skirt??
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posted January 29, 2003 11:45 AM
lol! all right HDL! i think u are well & truly entered into the smack house brigade now. not only that, but ur rather graphic depictions of ur own imagined partakings in ninjadogsucker's gaylympics should mean that most celebrated trio of circle jerk leaders shoudl welcome u into their "quality time" events with gusto. perhaps u'v foudn ur tru calling?
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posted January 29, 2003 12:02 PM
well I was just waiting to warm up to you guys....I was gonna keep Ninjaman the Dirty Dick Sucker all to myself....but I figured hwy what the hell, you all are buds...couldnt keep a good thing like tha tall to myself...tha twould be like having a dyno and not having the guys over to check it out and drink beer.....a waste....besides he is very good at getting every last little drop......lol
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posted January 29, 2003 12:51 PM
You can all BURN IN HELL!!!!!!! (freek,hdl,bartina)
HDL, (Homely Dogdick Licker)
I sure hope you're @ DG5 in May,you will be the OFFICIAL CABIN BIATCH......hereby taking over Bart's position as Chief Dick Licker. We'll see how much bullshit you talk then. You may want to bring your gonad massaging partner in crime (freek, aka "The Void" ) fer backup. I can see you two queers now gettin' the shit beat out of ya by a bunch of Harley riders. Talk shit now, but ye shall pay later. Fuckin' hellscheapstankassbiatch & freekazoidtheinflatablefuckdoll , you biatches ain't about shit. Add Bart to the mix and you have a "Trio o' Polesmokin'Roid Nibblers" , nothing more, nothing less. As always, the 3 of you sperm ingesting load magnets can suck a bunch o' my dick, kiss my fuggin' hairy ass, or take a flying fucking leap for all I care. None of you are worth a fuck, especially that fucking freek character, talk about a piece of shit for a human. My goddamned dog has better manners than that scat eating, self fister.
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posted January 29, 2003 01:14 PM
OK LISTEN UP THERE NINJADOGLICKINCHICKENFUKNKHOGBREEDING POS..nobody gave you permission to open that fat cock sukin orfice you call a mouth....so when I wnat to hear to do anything other than hum a tune on my cock I will rattle my ziper and give ya permission...untill that take yer 40oz can of STFU and stuff it in yer cock hole.....
You really dont want me at DG5..why would anyone want me there to treat them like the little biatchhh that he/she( the jury is still out on that one) really is...what kind of pathetic creature are you, that you will endure this kind of abuse just so that you get some attention, followd by a dam pearl necklace??? look you selfloathing POS, get a dam life and get a dam clue....they make centers and doctors that can help ya....seek them out.....lol
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posted January 29, 2003 01:19 PM
Edited By: harryzx-12 on 29 Jan 2003 13:20
Newsflash: Homely Dick Licker (HDL)Falls in love with Camel
Deep in sands of Kuwait comes the sound of a Camel bellowing.Mounted below said camel is HDL in his super stealth camoflaged nadsack concealment pouch nestled up next to the camels nuts.This is one of the New inflatration techniques the army is experimenting with.HDL is the first soldier to give it a try.Futher testing has been suspended as HDL is starting to resemble a set of camels nuts!His last misson was monitored and HDL was caught jacking off the camel and as there was no water available....well you get the picture!
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posted January 29, 2003 01:33 PM
lmao....ok Harry you went there...its on now you freakish, nob nibbling, cum guzzleing, shit suckin, ass licking, salad tossin, toe jam eating, cock in yer ass, non showering, garbage smelling...POS Hey who let the animal out of its cage....Harry get yer sorry good fer nothing, neandrethal looking, caveman homofukn sexual ass back to yer cage and quit bothering the good people of this board. Harry wants to make jokes, he thinks hes funny..Harry, whipe yer dam chin off, you didnt get all my jizz into yer dam mouth ya slob...ya'll see his Icon, he is trying to lick the last little bit of jizz of his chin.....and ya'll should see thepics of Harry when I got him off the streets of Tijuanna, he was starring in his own porn shows down there...not hetro pron, not gay porn, harry was taking it in the ass form Donkeys....it was a sad, sad sight...I had to take pitty on him....he paid me to take him in off the streets and give him a job.....LICKING MY DIRTY NASTY BALLS.......after all showers are scarce out here, a guys has to clean his ass some how....I just have Harry lick it clean.....LMAO
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Ballisticzx12r
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posted January 29, 2003 01:36 PM
O Boy Here It Goes.
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posted January 29, 2003 01:37 PM
I hear you and the "Camel" have an agreement.You do him and he does you! In more ways than one!
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posted January 29, 2003 01:42 PM
is that the same arangement you have WITH ALL OF THE TEAM????? I thought so, Hary Go get the 40oz can of STFU, pull it out of Ninjapolesmokers ass and shoev it in that big ole gaping cock loving hole ya call a mouth......and the world will be a much better place..... 
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posted January 29, 2003 01:43 PM
Edited By: harryzx-12 on 29 Jan 2003 13:45
Hey Bart and Harry's Dick Licker (HDL)
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posted January 29, 2003 01:56 PM
you know Harry, I might take a cup of that ...IF I COULD PRY THE DAM CANS OUT OF NINJANOBGOBBLERS ASS< OR OUT OF THAT COCK LOVIN HOLE YOU CALL A MOUTH>>>>>lol
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posted January 29, 2003 05:01 PM
Hey HDL............
HDL (Hasn't Douched Lately ) ya stank-assed biatch...
Now you done got Harry fuckin' smokin' you,....you fuckin' retread. You've got to be the stupidest "Camel Jockey" in the world. I bet the "Ragheads" like the "Queer American" (HDL). Quit fuckin' around on the internet and start giving them $5 blowjobs ya sword swallowin' lot lizzard. Harry and I will be expecting our cut of the money you make "servicing" the Ragheads & other soldiers in May. We will take our usual cut of %100,....if you have any problems with that,.. I hope that you like the taste of shoe leather. Cause we'll be kickin' you in the ass so hard you'll taste shoe leather. You stupid motherfucker,.....will you ever learn????
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posted January 29, 2003 10:09 PM
the only thing I learn from listening to you, is how much you like poopy dick, yer breath reeks of it....so do us all a favor and use the can of STFu that is in yer ass and stick in yer mouth, I am sure it will be a vast improvement over the smell that radiates out of it now. and as for the ragheads over here, well they cant help their personal hygine habits, but you on the other hand you fuk stick POS mutha Fuka, take a bath, get a douche(for your mouth), and the next time yor biatch ass speaks with out permission, I am gonna zip my zipper up and choke you out.....
I would tell ya to stuff a 40oz can of STFU in yer cock hole, but I am realizing you are gonna need a Keg size can..........have a nice day......lol
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posted January 30, 2003 02:51 AM
LMAO!!!
hey, listen boys, it's all youse favourite singer! "caaaaaaaaan't you feeeeeeeel the loooooooooooooove toniiiiiiight"
he mentioned in a press statement that he missed u all very much. says he likes em ncie & girly, and his current biatch, michael hackson, is just far too manly for him. he wants the famous New Orleans male impersonator quartet to come back & offer up your 12 collective cockholes for his self-labeled "mini-me". u guys must be pretty damn good at what ya do, since such a rich & famous poofter could have about any cock smoker on the planet. yet u all do it for free. you girls must REALLY like ur work. it's nice to see tha tkinda work ethic in these troubled times. good for you!
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posted January 30, 2003 04:22 AM
HDL welcome to the smackhouse. You have done good brother. LOL
Harry, as always a treat to read you.... camel in the desert..... LMFAO! Laughed out loud on that one.
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posted January 30, 2003 04:56 AM
Fuckin' IDIOT BASTIDGES !!!!!!!!
HDL (Has Dicksuckin' Lips ) and freek (just another stupid MF)
You two biatches need to seriously put yourselves "in check". I haven't heard this much bullshit in a long time. I 'spect freeks monkey ass won't show up @ DG5 considerin' his pussy will probably be bleedin'. HDL will more than likely backout when he realizes his mouth has been writing checks his ass can't cash. But in a perfect world both you motherfuckers would make it, and both of you would be in ER on day one getting a #12 Alpinestar surgically removed outta yer asses.
I'm all for diversity, honestly I am. But the time has come for me to make the motion that you cocksmokin' "Rupaul Wannabes" be officially banned from the zone. You dick-breathed whores are fuckin' up the place for us "common folk". Freek you can go toss fish's salad and maybe he'll build you anally gifted root riders a place of yer own. If not,...tough shit. Be gone with ye fags. You fuckin' girls have got to go......................
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Otis
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posted January 30, 2003 05:49 AM
Ohhhhh, Ricky is upset that HDL called him poopo head.......... LMAO
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