BlackMandingoWarrior
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posted January 27, 2003 06:40 AM
Getting Old!??!
A man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front
of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replies, "All I wanted to do was screw your brains out and suck your breasts dry."
"What are you thinking now?" the wife asks as she undresses.
The husband quickly replies: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted January 27, 2003 11:46 AM
lmfao........
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VincentHill
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posted January 27, 2003 11:47 AM
Good one!
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Zhooligan
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posted January 27, 2003 05:22 PM
Reminds of the joke where the guy makes a comment when he and the wife are in the back yard. He tells his wife that her ass is wider then the barbeque grille. Later that evening he's feeling a little friskey and his wife asks what he has in mind. He says Im hoping to get a little action. She replies by saying "You don't expect me to fire up this big old grille for that little weenie do you?"
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