swft
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posted January 22, 2003 03:53 PM
OT - Malamutes
Things that would be different at the North Pole if Santa had Malamutes instead of Reindeer.
Santa's sleigh falls off the roof (Malamute's are not the most agile)
Danger of yellow icicles
Santa's sleigh gets lost over the ocean because of visibility problems due to excessive shedding.
Santa last seen chasing sled as it goes over the hillside chasing squirrels
Dashing through the snow takes on a whole new meaning
Brawl breaks out over the cookies left out for Santa
Malamute's "redecorate" the Christmas Tree
You can hear the howl of Santa's sleigh coming
Concept of sleigh team goes out the window when there's food involved
Cats seem to be getting a high percentage of coal this year
It's Christmas morning and you find a giant rawhide wedged in the chimney
Santa's deliveries take 4 times as long because of numerous detours to chase Squirrels, birds, rabbits, etc...
Santa permanently loses access to his easy chair
Minimum size standards implemented for Elves, too small and there considered lunch
Budgeting for hazard pay for those trips to the tropics
  
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frEEk
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posted January 22, 2003 04:06 PM
hehe
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swft
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posted January 22, 2003 07:47 PM
I gotta tell you, a dog like a Malamute is a serious kinda committment. Way more prep and work than most dogs. But the fucker would literally stop traffic in the street he looked so good.
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frEEk
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posted January 23, 2003 12:51 AM
i'd LOVE to have a malamute. saw a 150+lb one at a friend's property a couple years ago. just a gorgeous dog. but yeah, i dont know if i coudl really live up to the amount of care they need. can't even leave for a couple days ont he bike 
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