Hells Dark Lord
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posted January 16, 2003 08:05 PM
hey Ninja, from what I gather, now its just what I heard, the only thing that you are any good at riding is Fish's Antler, or Harry's harry, or blowing Turbo's turbo....have even heard that you have took part of Barts man part unicycle/????? they all say that you are quite the expert at it too....my guess is that they help keep you all lubed up and it reduces the frictions of their pistons in your bore.....thught I even heard Turbo talking about haveing to increase his piston size, that there were so many miles on your bore that he was getting piston slap......
Now as far as your riding a bike goes.....they dont have much to say about that......... later, dont hate me, I am just telling ya what they are saying....
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Scooter
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posted January 17, 2003 12:37 AM
 Edited By: Scooter on 17 Jan 2003 00:37
posted January 16, 2003 03:32 PM
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I've got some good news and bad news for the smack house gang. The bad news is that Bart "the cabin bitch" is going to be laid up for a while. He just got back from the vagina doctor where he had went in for a DNC (dusting n' cleaning). The doctor found that his IUD had gone bad from to much thrusting up the ass and it was causing some massive internal bleeding. Bart would need a new asshole after all the smoking by ya'll so the doctor had to rebush his ass hole, then he installed a picnic ham, checked for proper clearance, and then pulled out the bone, now he has a new hole. Even though this is a temporary fix the doctor said it should be good through Gap 5. Doctor said he may have to be less active because this procedure is in the trail stages. You know Bart, he'll try anything once. So now we know why he hasn't posted lately. I talked to him today and he said he was too weak to post and he asked that I let everyone know what was up with him. I had to oblige, what are friends for? So when you take a shit tonigt, think of Bart, you know he's in a lot of pain. Get well soon, Bendover Bart!
LMFAO gotta love a little honesty... We love ya Bart. See ya at Road America
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted January 17, 2003 07:44 AM
hey Svooter, when is road america? I am not sure on the dates?
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Ninjaman12R
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as a Deal's Gap tour guide.
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posted January 17, 2003 07:56 AM
Hey HDL...........
Hey HDL (Homosexual Dick Licker) you seem to be easily confused. How 'bout pullin' yer head out of your ass Jr.,....on second thought nevermind.  Hide that mug as long as you can.
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harryzx-12
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posted January 17, 2003 07:57 AM
HDL, Ricks gonna SMOKE YOUR ASS!!!! I'm headed to the dragstrip RIGHT NOW!
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted January 17, 2003 08:20 AM
lmfao......
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vozizm
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posted January 17, 2003 08:32 AM
you guys are to fucking funny......rofl...rofl...rofl..
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