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posted January 13, 2003 01:59 PM
This is why bart loves whales so much
SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.....
The blue whale produces 400 gallons of sperm every time he ejaculates.
Of that only 10% makes it into the intended mate. Which means that 360 gallons of sperm is dumped into the ocean every time he drops a load.
Now you know.......why the ocean is so salty....
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posted January 13, 2003 02:03 PM
That explains a lot..........
Now I know why that cocksucker got banned from Sea World!!! Does it ever stop with that guy, he's a freakin' menace to society. I haven't forgot him attacking Santa at the mall in front of all those horrified kids. Bart said all he wanted for Christmas was to go down on Santa!!!! What kinda Bullshit is that. Goddamned Chitown Freakshow MF. 
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posted January 13, 2003 04:19 PM
This is entirely to much information. But if you go to Canal Street in Amsterdam, Holland I am certain there will be a club there with someone facilitating the whale! yuck!! :o
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posted January 13, 2003 08:56 PM
I'd like ta know how harry figured out it tastes salty? Hummmmmmm !
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posted January 14, 2003 02:27 AM
not gonna touch that one TJ....lmao
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posted January 14, 2003 02:57 AM
quote by tj buttpirate zoom- I'd like ta know how harry figured out it tastes salty? Hummmmmmm !
Cause bart told me you stupid fuck! 
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posted January 14, 2003 05:29 AM
Lmfao......... yea you stupid fuck LOL.........
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posted January 14, 2003 06:52 AM
Harry...how exactly did Bart tell you?
Was it something like this????
"Ummmm Harry....gobble up my salty load.."
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"Ooooohhhh Harry...suck down my salty load.."
LMAO
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Cause bart told me you stupid fuck!
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posted January 14, 2003 07:49 AM
LMFAO!!!!!
Damn Harry, I bet you got smoke rollin' out yer ears!!!!
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posted January 14, 2003 11:43 AM
dam you all I am gonna piss my dam pants if I laugh any dam more at this post, ya'll are friggin stooopid......lmao
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posted January 14, 2003 01:00 PM
TOOODANGEDFUNNY!!!
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posted January 14, 2003 06:01 PM
Harry, Tj wants to know how many times you had to spit in the bucket to cum up with 400 gallons?????????
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posted January 14, 2003 06:42 PM
Thats a long time to hold your breath! 
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posted January 15, 2003 07:36 AM
Know I understand
Harry,
It all is becoming clear now.
You are about 400 pounds and very simlar to a Sperm Whale.
Therefore... This also means you haven't had sex for sometime because if you where to rub one off you might become normal is size.
Bart
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posted January 15, 2003 09:50 AM
Bart......
Bart,....You need to back up and punt player, because that was some weak ass BULLshit you just posted. Not bein' a hater, just lettin' you know Harry is going to put the "Smackdown" on ya.
But you did make an effort, so kudos to you my brother. 
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posted January 15, 2003 12:19 PM
Damn Bart...what are you doing....typing from some 2nd graders cue cards or what?? Comeon man...you got to be sharper than that...lol. Harry's gonna smoke you like 30lbs of pork at a redneck barbque...hehe
You should try something like..
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why is Harry's hair so long???
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..because his ears are to small to grab on to when he's blowing ya...
You gotta smoke Harry so bad it sets off firealarms in 3 counties...hehe
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posted January 15, 2003 12:30 PM
ROTFLMAO........
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posted January 15, 2003 01:17 PM
quote by Bartina polesmoking champ of chicago -Harry,
It all is becoming clear now.
You are about 400 pounds and very simlar to a Sperm Whale.
Therefore... This also means you haven't had sex for sometime because if you where to rub one off you might become normal is size.
Bart ,I'll take one to the, jaws shoester(I spelled it wrong on purpose)
I'm nowhere near 400 lbs ,ya dumbass. Between you and I,you are the only one who is the non-pussy getting MF.All that prison pussy you get all the time doesn't count.As far as being normal size,last time I pressure washed your tonsils didn't seem to make me any smaller.You fuckin load gobbling lizard lickin asswipe.
Hey TurdBlowBlew-Last guy that thought it would be funny to grab my hair got knocked flat on his ass.If you want to get the fuck knocked out of you,grabbing my hair is a sure way!I have long hair because I can.I spent 21 years in the Air Force and had very short hair.
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posted January 15, 2003 01:19 PM
On a serious note, I'm actually starting to be worried about Bart. He hasn't responded to the smack for days and when he finally does it is a very, very weak attempt.
Hope everything is going ok for him.
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posted January 16, 2003 01:32 PM
I've got some good news and bad news for the smack house gang. The bad news is that Bart "the cabin bitch" is going to be laid up for a while. He just got back from the vagina doctor where he had went in for a DNC (dusting n' cleaning). The doctor found that his IUD had gone bad from to much thrusting up the ass and it was causing some massive internal bleeding. Bart would need a new asshole after all the smoking by ya'll so the doctor had to rebush his ass hole, then he installed a picnic ham, checked for proper clearance, and then pulled out the bone, now he has a new hole. Even though this is a temporary fix the doctor said it should be good through Gap 5. Doctor said he may have to be less active because this procedure is in the trail stages. You know Bart, he'll try anything once. So now we know why he hasn't posted lately. I talked to him today and he said he was too weak to post and he asked that I let everyone know what was up with him. I had to oblige, what are friends for? So when you take a shit tonigt, think of Bart, you know he's in a lot of pain. Get well soon, Bendover Bart!
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posted January 16, 2003 01:37 PM
 Edited By: Ninjaman12R on 16 Jan 2003 17:22
I FUCKING KNEW IT..........
Lucky I knew it was about time to get Bart "sleeved up" but figured we could wait until after the Gap trip. The reason being that he will get "War Bored" so bad at the Gap we'll have to spring for another fuckin' ham!!!! Bart's being a "Man Ho" is starting to get freakin' expensive. Have any of you priced a picnic ham lately.....??? Geez................. LMFAO!!!!
Oh yeah, Bart I hope your ass gets well soon.
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posted January 16, 2003 04:57 PM
LMAO at Ninjaman....he said "war bored"...lol
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posted January 16, 2003 05:21 PM
I'm Just......
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LMAO at Ninjaman....he said "war bored"...lol
I'm just droppin' a little "Old School Street Slang" on all these BIATCHES Steve.
Hey you making the rally in May????
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posted January 16, 2003 05:37 PM
Dont I make EVERY rally? Now if I can just ride at one...lol
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posted January 16, 2003 05:55 PM
You know....
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Dont I make EVERY rally? Now if I can just ride at one...lol
You know you can roll with the "Smackhouse Crew" anytime man, we'd be glad to have you. Just watch out for the "Lot Lizzard" aka Bartina.
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