Ballisticzx12r
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posted November 29, 2002 08:41 AM
 Edited By: Ballisticzx12r on 29 Nov 2002 08:44
Poll Question:
Deals Gap Board Elections
As promised the offical issues and concerns committee is now in session.
This group of elected officals will be put in place to keep the focus of the Gap attendess best interest in mind.
They will be responsible for date's, and general ride conjuntor.
The do not in anyway take responsiblity for and jackass moves or general hooliganism.
The nominies are as follows...
Chairman Erectis (Rick aka Ninjaman).
President and CE (Chris aka Otis).
General Counsel and P.R. (Sherm aka Redelk).
CTO (Dave aka Dave from Daytona).
V.P. of Rides (Mark aka Lucky).
V.P. of Food and Spirts (Bart aka BallisticZX12R).
V.P. of Entertainment (Harry aka court jester).
Secretary and Recorder (Brian aka BFLY).
To have been nominated you must have attended three of the four Gap Trips, and be willing to fulfill your general duties.
Poll Results:
 6 votes (38%)
Yes this is great cross section of riders that will serve in ther postions well.
0 votes (0%)
I agree with most but would like to suggest the following write-ins
2 votes (13%)
I think the nominees are insane and should be commitee, but still good guy's
5 votes (31%)
I don't care because I am asshole.
3 votes (19%)
I'm gay and my mother dresses me funny.
   
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted November 29, 2002 08:57 AM
all I ask is that you all make the DG dates fall on weekends, and after march....I wont be back stateside till then.....And I think that a post specific to the affairs of any DG run should be created. And updated regularly as to the dates and accomidations so that we the general public can make plans as far in advance as possible.....
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Ballisticzx12r
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posted November 29, 2002 09:05 AM
Edited By: Ballisticzx12r on 29 Nov 2002 09:09
Your request will be granted
Dark,
I plan on doing so. The dates usally fall over a weekend and will probally be the second week in May. This must go through need board members prior to being finalized.
Bart
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted November 29, 2002 09:12 AM
sounds good to me Bart....have been looking forword to meeting you all, and getting to ride with ya....Being a worker of Uncle Sam, i need a little notice so I can arrange soem time off. Its really not that far from me, to the gap. I live in southern GA, near Savannah. Are there any other 12 owners around my way that you know of? Thanks for the info...
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posted November 29, 2002 09:18 AM
Edited By: Otis on 29 Nov 2002 09:20
I look forward to meeting you too HDL (as in Hells Dark Lord, not the good cholesterol).
So Bart, what are my duties as the CEO, supervise all of you? I can do that, MAKE ME A TURKEY POT PIE BIIIAAATTTCCHHHHH! LOL
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posted November 29, 2002 09:19 AM
Actually, HDL, Harry comes up from Florida, you can prolly hook up with im on the way up, although he puts his bike in the back of his little ol' truck.
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted November 29, 2002 09:22 AM
hey Otis, I have a 14ft enclosed twin axel trailer that the g/f and I sleep in when we go up there......its set up for 4 bikes, and if anyone needs a lift up there from my neck of the woods, all they have to do is holler......Jim
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posted November 29, 2002 09:33 AM
I see we are getting along OK with this so far, but the peanut galory hasn't chimed in yet.
Yes, Otis you would be in supervisor roll, keep piece and act like an adult for a change.
Bart
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Otis
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posted November 29, 2002 11:05 AM
Well Bart, we all know I am, for sure, the most laid back, level headed, insightful, intelligent (although I give way to Dave in Daytona on this one cause he's a smart one for sure) and have the most common sense amongst all of us. And in my company I am currently over 200+ medical professionals so I'm sure I can handle a couple rednecks rubu's like Rick and Harry and a few fellow northerners. LOL
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posted November 29, 2002 11:45 AM
I don't know if I can handle this or not Bart, it might be too much pressure. I'd have a lot of people pissed off at me. How can you explain to people who have never been there before that you ride 10 miles, pull over and wait on Bart. Now if I can get the rest the elected officials to help out in taking turns to stop and wait, we can get in 50 or 60 miles at a time.
By the way, when Melissa gets home and reads this your ass will be grass. How could you leave her out when she did so much to make the first DGI happen? Oh yeah, I forgot, you're queer and you don't think about women anyways. Now you better come up with something really good for her. I'll do my best to keep her under control, but you're all the time getting me in a world of shit. What did I ever do to piss you off? Just forget about it, I'll take it up with Rick to get this taken care of. By the way, what are the impeachment procedures. LOL
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posted November 29, 2002 12:27 PM
OHHHHH Good point Lucky my man. Bart you better get this fixed quick or you will be in BIG trouble with her. After all she did for you when you crashed like a wet behind the ear punk? Oh man she's going to put a major smack down you ya. Go get em' Melissa, you know as the elected CEO I hearby demote Bart to toilet bowl cleaner.
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Ballisticzx12r
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posted November 29, 2002 12:30 PM
Mark It's Ass
Mark,
The reason I left Melissa out of this is simple...
SHE IS TO SMART GET HOOK UP WITH A BUNCH OF CRAZIES LIKE US!"
So why don't you sit and enough a tall frosty can of...
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
As for waiting for me, there is no question you are faster, but not for long and I can always find my way.
It would also seem you forgot me backing it in on you running through foothills last year.
Beside what do you have another 35 HP, you should be faster.
Anyway accept the job or not it is not your choice, you are confirmed as the V.P. of Rides, and mustache ones don't count.
Love,
Your Favorate Yankee...
Bart
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted November 29, 2002 12:36 PM
hmmm am thinking maybe a sub committee is in order, one to keep the peace of the parliment......Kind of a SGT at ARMS.....lol
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posted November 29, 2002 12:37 PM
Otis,
You motor city crack smoker, I nominated you because you where suppose to be a good leader. I deeply disappointed in your childish reactions to this seroius postion.
Straghten your act up or else...
Barto
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Otis
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posted November 29, 2002 12:50 PM
YES SIR!
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posted November 29, 2002 02:07 PM
Hey Bart.............
Bart, Quit suckin' that glass dick and sober up long enough to recognize a few things.
1st, I (and I'm sure most others here) don't give a fuck. 
2nd, We need no organization, the events run as smooth as they ever could considering the group of hooligans we are.
3rd, Harry and I are assholes, cause we don't give a fuck.
4th, We'll have a great time as long as you remember to "Shut the fuck up" when told to.
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posted November 29, 2002 02:10 PM
Bullshit........
quote:
Well Bart, we all know I am, for sure, the most laid back, level headed, insightful, intelligent (although I give way to Dave in Daytona on this one cause he's a smart one for sure) and have the most common sense amongst all of us. And in my company I am currently over 200+ medical professionals so I'm sure I can handle a couple rednecks rubu's like Rick and Harry and a few fellow northerners. LOL
I'm calling Bullshit here. Your a worthless fuckin' glue sniffer from Detroit aka "America's Social Toilet".
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posted November 29, 2002 03:59 PM
Bart - Shut the fuck up!
Before I zip my britches up and fuckin choke you to death!
You've been smokin that crack pipe again hugh??
I nominate you for the position of DG-5 KnobGobbler.
Or DG-5 Bitch of the week!
Harry,myself and NinjaMan are assholes and we personally don't give much of a fuck.Everybody will take care of everybody else , just like usual.
I hope some of you guys who have never been to one of the deals gap events come to this one.I would like to meet some of you (The others I'd like to slap the shit out of JK!)If you want to laugh and have a good time and meet some good people with some great riding/scenery mixed in(if you go at barts pace! ) come and if you don't want to come, then Fuck Ya! 
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posted November 29, 2002 06:23 PM
just wondering...Is it too late to reserve a cabin a good distance away from the "sheep shack" and " homo hotel"????
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posted November 29, 2002 06:54 PM
Don't talk to the sheep! They are liars!
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posted November 29, 2002 07:01 PM
This is Melissa. Since Bart don't like girls, I decided to start my own little club and call it the Hen House Club. All the wives and girlfriends of the guys staying in the cabins during the DGV ride will get together at the same time and stay in their own little cabin. We would all have a blast running the roads together, shopping, gambling, and of course eating and drinking! Ya'll let me know if your girlfriends or wives are interested!
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posted November 29, 2002 07:27 PM
Melissa, I am sure Kelly will be up there with me....she never misses a trip to the mountains with me....Hey Bart I didnt know you were from MI, tha tis where I am originally form. Born in Saginaw. Dont get up that way much anymore, will prolly be up there for the car show in Ignace this year if I can get the time off
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posted November 30, 2002 12:59 AM
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CTO (Dave aka Dave from Daytona).
Oh no, I made the list. I'm not sure if I should be honored or scared.
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posted November 30, 2002 05:19 AM
I vote for all incumbents
Melissa, Ruby traded the ZR7 in on a new SV650s, She said she'll be ridin'! I hope May is not a problem. Big shutdown planned at work, if so I'll have to miss it. 1st week June is Road America.
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posted November 30, 2002 07:55 AM
To Sum It Up
Rick, Harry and F-me running are probally assholes but in lew of the benefits of having retards on a board I feel they are good adds.
Melissa dear, you my I do like women but not nearly as much as your husband. Hopefully he can stay with us this trip...
You also know my stance on attacking riders wives, I will not and have not end of discussion.
As for as the resevertions for the "SMACK DOWN HOTEL" They are not yet open, the board members will be finalizing dates after the beginning of the year.
Bart
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