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posted November 21, 2002 06:34 AM
 Edited By: 12RPilot on 21 Nov 2002 06:35
Donations Needed
We need to show our generosity and help this poor woman out:
http://ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news.html?qdate=2002-11-20&nav=VIEW&id=09136I5C1UF021120
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harryzx-12
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posted November 21, 2002 07:02 AM
Bart has already tried that diet
And it worked for Him!
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harryzx-12
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posted November 21, 2002 07:09 AM
The Ballistic weight loss story
Ballistic Attempts All-'Man-Juice' Diet
SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A man in chicago Ill, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet.
Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Bart hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as he prefers, "man juice."
It may be hard for you to swallow but Bart is shooting for at least six square meals a day -- with occasional pigouts.
So far, more than 800 men have offered to help Bart with his diet and he's currently screening applicants thoroughly for STDs.
Although nutrition experts agree "man juice" is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance.
Therefore, Bart says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between his regular meals because, in his words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this."
Names were changed just cause! 
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Ninjaman12R
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posted November 21, 2002 11:03 AM
So what yer sayin' is.........
So what yer sayin' is DG4 was just a prelude to this eh? Poor ol' Bart, that boy catches more shit than anyone I know.
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Otis
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posted November 21, 2002 12:01 PM
You boys are just wrong........lol
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted November 21, 2002 12:11 PM
Ninja, is it shit that Bart is catching???????????
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Ninjaman12R
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posted November 21, 2002 03:48 PM
Err.........Ah.......Well
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Ninja, is it shit that Bart is catching???????????
It appears he may be catching a "variety" of things.
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kzz1
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posted November 21, 2002 04:05 PM
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kzz1
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posted November 21, 2002 04:07 PM
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beansbaxter
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posted November 21, 2002 08:00 PM
these emoticons have come a ways over the years
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ZHooligan
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posted November 24, 2002 01:10 PM
I finally clicked on the link. Now I understand kevin's emoticons.
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posted November 24, 2002 04:12 PM
Edited By: ZX12Girl on 24 Nov 2002 16:17
 Sick and Wrong!!!
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aliveagain
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posted November 24, 2002 07:08 PM
well,at least she won't have to floss!ya gotta give the girl credit for trying. Best bet would be by a naval station,gotta keep the snipes happy.
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12RPilot
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posted November 25, 2002 04:04 PM
Wouldn't have minded her in my seabag. Tough day in the engine room? How do you spell relief?
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