TedG
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posted October 11, 2002 10:50 AM
Research study (joke)
RESEARCH STUDY
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally
goes over to her and asks tentatively,
"Would you mind if I chatted with you for awhile?
"She yells, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar stares at them.
The guy is completely embarrassed and slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over and apologizes.
She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs,
"What do you mean $200?"
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posted October 11, 2002 11:09 AM
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways- Body thoroughly used up, totally worn out...Screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride !!!"
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BlackMandingoWarrior
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posted October 11, 2002 11:39 AM
Another Study
A VERY SCIENTIFIC STUDY
Recent Medical Research Results as provided by the Men's Health Journal. Scientists for Health Canada suggest that men should take a long look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent study completed in the fall of last year.
The study revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is; drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test their theory, scientists gave 3 liters of beer to 100 men. Afterwards it was observed that 100% of the men in this study gained weight, talked excessively without making sense,
became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
With conclusive evidence like this, no further testing is planned.
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BlackMandingoWarrior
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posted October 11, 2002 11:41 AM
Another Silly .swf
http://isfunsoft.myrice.com/swf/peeping.swf
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posted October 11, 2002 07:57 PM
AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to science
was recently discovered by materials researchers at
IPRT/ISU. The new element, tentatively named
Administratium, has no protons or electrons, and thus
has an atomic weight of 0. However, it does have one
neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and
111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic
mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together in
a nucleus by a force that involves the continuous
exchange of particles called morons.
Since it has no electrons, Administratium is totally
inert. However, it can be detected chemically, since it
impedes every reaction it comes into contact with.
According to its discovers, a tiny amount of
Administratium caused one reaction to take over four
days to complete; the normal reaction time is less
than one second.
Administratium has a normal half life of approximately
three years, at which time it does not actually decay,
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which
neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons
exchange places. Studies have shown that the atomic
mass usually increases after each reorganization.
Research at other laboratories indicates that
Administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It
tends to concentrate at certain points, such as
governmental agencies, large corporations, and
universities. It is always found in the newest, best
appointed and best maintained buildings.
Scientists point out that Administratium is known to be
toxic at any level of concentration and can easily
destroy any productive reactions where it is allowed to
accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine
how Administratium can be controlled to prevent
irreversible damage, but results to date are not
promising.
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