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posted September 15, 2002 06:58 PM
DG4 & The Smack House Crew, What a Fucking trip!!!!!!!
I don't even know where to start with this one, but to those who were there no explanation is necessary.  We had some kickass rides thru the Foothills Parkway, Blue Ridge Parkway, Little River Rd.,The Gap, Cherohala, Hwy 360, and I have to mention the run on I-40 from Asheville back up to the Foothills. Oh yeah Bart I guess our short journey up 321 was cool too, you crazy fuck!!! All the rides were great. Harry and I needed new tires after 2 days but we managed, Chris' front looked like shit too. We kept them shinny side up though and hammered the hell out of 'em. It was great.
Partying back at the cabin was an absolute laugh a friggin' minute. There was so much shit being talked. It was insane and nobody was safe from the smack. There was never a dull moment. The phrase "Bart,...SHUT THE FUCK UP", was said 1000 times I bet.
Lucky & Melissa were excellent as always and we were glad they came and kicked it with us. I really enjoyed riding with Lucky, he's a great rider and a damned nice guy. I had the pleasure of riding his bike thru about 1/2 of the Cherohala Skyway and it was a hoot. That fucking thing has MAJOR power,....THANKS MARK!!!!
I also got to ride Rob's Gixxer 1k and fell in love with that bike instantly. That thing is a blast, and a GREAT wheelie bike.
To think that I was going to pass on this trip now seems absurd. Thanks to Bart,Harry & Chris for making it happen for me, and making me see the light. You guys were right, going was the definite right answer. You guys are the best. It was the best time I've ever had over there bar none.
Oh yeah, Brian don't forget the email.
FYI to all fucksticks who always sit on the fence when it comes to the Gap events, you are missing out on some great times. There is never a dull moment with this crowd. The Smack House was the place to be. Can't wait until May!!!!!!
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Red 12R Rocket
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posted September 15, 2002 07:45 PM
I HAVE to always sit on the fence --- I ain't got no money to come and join the fun! 
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Ninjaman12R
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posted September 16, 2002 03:03 AM
Too bad man, that's a bummer.
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posted September 16, 2002 03:21 AM
I think I passed yall on the Cherohala last Wednesday. Yall were definitely bringing the bacon. I though about turning around and catching up to meet yall but I realized it would probably be a fruitless attempt. Maybe next time.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted September 16, 2002 03:25 AM
Yep.....
Yeah on Wednesday we probably were haulin', Harry and I still had decent tires. That road really suits the 12R.
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posted September 16, 2002 04:26 PM
Damn, I wish it would have lasted two weeks!I've got to replace my tires.I'm going to the test-n-tune on wednesday to finish off the slight bit of tread left in the middle of my rear tire.My local small bike shop is selling me 200/50 rear and 120/70 front Metzler M-1's for $260 + tax. Not a bad price.
Hey Rick - Check out Gixxer boys signature line (Rob)
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Ninjaman12R
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posted September 16, 2002 05:34 PM
Ah Ha
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Hey Rick - Check out Gixxer boys signature line (Rob)
I saw it Harry, I guess spending all that time alone in the van with Bart warped his mind.
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posted September 16, 2002 05:38 PM
Sorry I missed this run Rick (you fuckstick supreme). It would have been fun to get back again. I was sitting on a plane quite a bit last week or else I would have been there - it's fun on that side of the fence.
Harry, you'll need a good set of tires to run the track here, and you'll probably need another rear when the day is done.
Glad everyone made it through the week without any (major) trouble.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted September 17, 2002 03:09 AM
Ah....Dave.......
That's "Mr. Fuckstick Supreme" to you son!!!!
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posted September 17, 2002 03:21 AM
BIIIAAATTCCCHHHHHEEEESSSS!!!!!!!! Miss you guys.
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posted September 17, 2002 12:08 PM
Hey Otis....
I bet the fucking cats at the cabin are lost without Bart. Who'd have thought he was such an animal lover.
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posted September 17, 2002 04:11 PM
Rick,
I am now preparing the largest Smack Down ever, You are going to be in SUPREME TROUBLE BIIIAAATTTCCCHHHH.
BART
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posted September 17, 2002 04:50 PM
I'm Shakin' G.............
Don't make me go old-school on ya son.
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posted September 17, 2002 04:57 PM
Yawn... whatever.
You might be the "Queen" of smack with the cabin felines, but your just damn lucky I wasn't there! Hell, you aren't even a "princess" in my presence, you lil' cabin pussy.
I believe that it was your last encounter with the Elk that I was last to leave the wall, AFTER you, BFLY and Lucky, yet... who was first to the store? That right bitch-ette! Your's truely.
Oh wait! What was it that our favorite "light on the footpegs" boy was whining to Lucky and BFLY while eating my dust on Cherohala? Was it something like...
"Oh that mean ole Red Elk wouldn't let me pass him! Everytime I would catch him in a corner, he would just pull away."
Ooooooooh, I'm so sorry, "Sparky". I still won't touch your monkey.
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posted September 17, 2002 05:00 PM
Hey Sherm.......
Watch out, he is preparing the ultimate smack down. I wouldn't want ya to get caught in the crossfire.
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posted September 17, 2002 05:06 PM
Red,
You need a big fat can of "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" Your the one that was lucky you wheren't there. I wasn't afraid to back it in on any corner we rode. Furthermore if you are calling me out for May you better bring your "A" game and pack a lunch cuz brother it is going to be a long day.
The old Bart that wasn't comfortable passing a senior citzen on Cherohala is gone, you better just watch yourself.
I love how the penis sorry I mean peanut gallery is starting to put there two sense in when you where to afraid to make the trip.
Red my suggestions are simple you need a lot of track days, a few Keith Code books, and an F-16 if think you are ever going to put a pass on me again.
Have a great day and please drive through.
Bart
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posted September 17, 2002 08:34 PM
Your so right Bart. So, so right.
I will need to pack a lunch if I have to keep waitin' on you. Maybe even a few additional "waitin' for the bitch" snacks as well.
You want me to just bring "a game"? As in any ole game? Little boy, when I get there, recess will be over and it will be time to stop playing Pokemon games. Class WILL BE IN SESSION AND IT WILL BE ASS! As in YOUR'S!
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posted September 18, 2002 03:16 AM
Bart's late brakin again. lol I wouldn't have it any other way. Love ya brother.
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posted September 18, 2002 03:42 AM
Late Brakin'
He's on a roll eh???? What a nut!!!!
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posted September 18, 2002 10:32 AM
let rip boy's hold nothing back. :}
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posted September 19, 2002 04:01 AM
Hey Bart.........
I hate to admit it,.....but I was hungry for some of your hashbrowns & eggs this morning. YIKES!!!!!!
NOW GO AND HAVE YOURSELF A TALL REFRESHING GLASS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!!!!
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posted September 20, 2002 11:54 AM
Red,
Your making it worse on yourself, I am going to put Smack Down on you in May and many others.
and red I got your pokemon right here.
Bart
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