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posted August 25, 2002 07:25 AM
Anyone in MI looking for work? Was poking around the Kawasaki Web Site:
Technical Instructor
Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan
Responsibilities:
Develop and conduct technical hands-on training courses and lead service seminars for Kawasaki general-purpose engines. Test students to measure progress and evaluate effectiveness of training. Students include dealership employees, OEMs using Kawasaki engines, and Kawasaki staff. This position requires extensive traveling during the training season; training locations include Kawasaki training centers and cities in key markets.
Other responsibilities of this position include: validating service manual procedures, evaluating special tools, and assisting in the development of training video programs and training classes. This position also provides peak season assistance for the dealer tech support hotline.
Requirements:
Two to four years of related training experience. Candidates must have excellent oral and written communication skills. Extensive knowledge of the general purpose 4-stroke engine is preferred. A four-year degree with a teaching/training certification is a plus. A working knowledge of Lotus Notes, MS Word, and PowerPoint is required. Applicants must be high achievers, well organized, maintain schedules and respect due dates. Must be able to work with a highly productive, results-oriented small team, and contribute to team projects. Must have a valid driver's license.
To apply, send your resume to our Human Resources Department
posted August 25, 2002 08:15 AM
Does Kawisaki build crutches?
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posted August 25, 2002 03:36 PM
They build robots. ZX12Girl could have a robotic crutch. Automatically goes into attach mode whenever anyone flips her shit.
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posted August 26, 2002 06:49 AM
I was thinking more along the lines of black leather, about 6" heels and a cat 'o 9 tails.
Scene fades in to a class room full of dudes sitting in high school desks. Everyone talking, laughing and throwing stuff at each other. Suddenly as one young mechanic's hand goes back to throw another paper airplane... a swift hand, clad in an elbow length leather glove grabs his wrist.
Instructor: "I don't beleive we need to be doing that, little boy"
Silence fills the room. Without looking, the strapping young mechanic trys to jerk his hand back from this gloved grip, only to find that in doing so just causes intense pain. Shocked and angered, he turns to look at what could have such a powerful grip on his muscular arm. He joins his classmates as they look on in horror.
Instructor: You've been a bad little boy. I think you need to lick the boot of your instructor.
Behind the instructor, another student tries to slide the straw he was shooting spitballs with, under some papers on his desk. With out even turning to look, the shrill whistle of the the cat 'o 9 tails could be hear as the instuctor pops his hand. Welts and few beads of blood instantly appear on the back of the "offender's" hand.
Scene changes to the hallway as two KHI execs are walking past the closed (and locked) door of the classroom. A blood curdling scream eminates from behind the door. One of the execs startled by this, stops at the door.
1st Exec: MY GAWD! IT'S IN THE DETAILS! (Oops! Sorry, wrong ad!)
1st Exec: MY GOD! WHAT WAS THAT?
2nd Exec: Oh that? That's our new general purpose engine class. That new instructor must be whipping the recruits in the shape.
A look of fear comes across the first exec's face
2nd Exec: Figurtivly speaking, of course.
The both nod knowingly as another scream comes from the clasroom
Scene fades back to inside the classroom, where the offending student is now on the floor, licking the instructor's 6" heels
Instructor: Class... (she pans the classroom with a look of total control) I am your instructor...
Camera slow pans back towards the door and seems to pass right through the door and into the hallway as she says her next line
Instructor: ... Mistress Angi.
More screams are heard. Fade to black
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posted August 26, 2002 05:30 PM
DAMN! One of my best posts and even Mistress Angi doesn't notice! I told her I was gonna get her for doin' that "matronly" lookin' hair cut thing!
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posted August 26, 2002 05:49 PM
A closet Romance novelist. Explains a lot of things!!!
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quote:DAMN! One of my best posts and even Mistress Angi doesn't notice! I told her I was gonna get her for doin' that "matronly" lookin' hair cut thing!
Watch it Mister Red!!!!!
Back to work so I can't get on here as much!!!
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