harryzx-12
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posted November 04, 2001 06:30 PM
Cop Humor
> > > > On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic
> light.
> > > > Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop looked down and
> > > said
> > > to
> > > > the kid, Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you? The
kid
> > > said,
> > > > Yeah! The cop said, Well next year, tell Santa to put a tail light
on
> > > it.?
> > > > The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety
violation
> > > > ticket. The kid took the ticket, but before riding off he said, By
the
> > > way,
> > > > thats a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?
> Humoring
> > > the
> > > > kid, the cop said, Yeah, he sure did?The kid said, Well next year
tell
> > > Santa
> > > > to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top.?
>
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frEEk
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ummm... yeah
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posted November 04, 2001 07:27 PM
bahaha!!!
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ZX12Girl
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Adrenaline Junkie
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posted November 04, 2001 08:01 PM
Hahaha!! I'll have to tell that to a couple of my Cop buddy's!!
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ICP_FuRy
Parking Attendant
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posted November 04, 2001 08:54 PM
another one
2 guys are travelling through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper.
Upon walking up to the drivers side door the state trooper pulls out his night stick and whacks the driver in the back of the head with it.
"OW" exclaims the driver "what did i do?"
"Here in Texas son" says the trooper "we have our licenses out and ready for the officer when he gets to the window"
The driver replies by saying "i'm sorry officer, I didnt know. As you can see my friend and I aren't from Texas. Im from the east coast and my buddy is from the west coast."
The trooper goes back to his car and checks both licenses for warrants. When he returns to the car he gives both men their licenses back and then walks around to the passenger side.
He whacks the passenger in the back of the head with his night stick.
"OW what the hell was that for?" says the passenger
"I was making your wish come true" says the trooper
"making my wish come true???" questions the passenger
"Yeah because I know that you're gonna get 2 miles down the road and your gonna tell your buddy I WISH HE WOULD HAVE TRIED THAT SHIT WITH ME"
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DaveInDaytona
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posted November 04, 2001 09:14 PM
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