posted June 18, 2002 06:14 PM
Our best side as a matter of fact!
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posted June 19, 2002 11:54 AM
WOW!...hey swft, what size is that speedmaster?...1 or 2 piece?...height/weight and how does it fit you?...looks kinda loose, but I guess yer' on your weight-loss regime, right?...I've been considering a speedmaster, but not sure how it fits us 'larger' guys...me 6'1"/245lbs uh 'stocky' ____________
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posted June 19, 2002 05:58 PM
*laughs* Hey, so we form TFA racing...Rider and bike must be 740 lbs minimum... If someone comes under that, we get to put the makeup weight where we want...Like the back of their helmet.
posted June 19, 2002 06:17 PM
If you really study Swfts picture you can see the images of cheese burgers and hot fudge sundaes in is eyes. Visualization is important for the SUMO!!
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To those who do not count their life in years, but in how life
has touched them in the past and how much it can hold in the
future; -- Youth is forever.
quote:*laughs* Hey, so we form TFA racing...Rider and bike must be 740 lbs minimum... If someone comes under that, we get to put the makeup weight where we want...Like the back of their helmet.
YEAH!!! We could start a BIG BUTT BRACKET RACING series...we don't really have to be *fat*...just a minimum rider/bike heavy weight requirement...think of the fair competition, fun, and possibilities ____________
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posted June 20, 2002 09:17 AM
Edited By: 22348bCVC on 20 Jun 2002 11:16
B3R3 Series BIG BUTT BRACKET RACING/ROAD RACING Series
...hey, they have a big-rig race series in Europe...why not a big bike big boy racing series with four catagories?
Sumo-Lite: Min. 680lbs (rider/bike)
Sumo: Min. 780lbs (rider/bike)
Super-Sumo: Min. 880lbs (rider/bike)
Unlimited-Sumo: Min. 980lbs (rider/bike)
Minimum weight requirements can be achieved utilizing sealed sacks of cooked white rice in five pound increaments for ballast. Ballast SHALL be placed inside an approved racing suit...but only in the buttock area. Its all about sumo-style.
"Claiming" rules apply. Last place finisher has first "claiming rights" option. "SlowSumo-boy" has the option of claiming the winning engine OR the winning team's after-race track-side sumo-buffet. And you know what most sumos will do.
WARNING!!!: Although the term "Sumo" is utilized in this racing series, AT NO TIME WHAT-SO-EVER will ANY sumo-series rider wear the traditional sumo wrestler's clothing, or lack of, at the track...especially when the humidity is 110%...and especially when we're trying to eat our after-race sumo-buffet. Hideous. Violation of said rules are grounds for a lifetime banishment from the series forever.
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posted June 20, 2002 02:16 PM
All of this talk is making me hungry!
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posted June 19, 2002 11:28 AM
Yeah swft how'd you do?
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