zx12zx11
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posted May 31, 2002 05:37 AM
 Edited By: zx12zx11 on 31 May 2002 06:40
DID I SAY THAT (Joke?)
I don't know if this is really true. I got it from a friend.
DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?
This actually happened at Harvard University in October last year. In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen which gives the sperm all the energy for their journey.
A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?"
"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.
Raising her hand again, she asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said, (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return.
However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply was classic.
Totally straight-faced, he answered her question. "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat. Have a good day."
  
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zx12zx11
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posted May 31, 2002 05:40 AM
Bruce, a strapping hunk of a man, walks into a redneck bar. He walks over to the bartender and says, "Hey there, good looking, I'll have a glass of white wine."
A bit shocked, the bartender replies, "What are you, a homo or something?"
Bruce, unruffled, says, "Actually I prefer the term 'gay', but yes, I am."
"Look," the bartender said, "This bar is full of redneck cowboys. They hate gays. If you stay here will be trouble."
Bruce answers, "I won't bother anyone."
The bartender says, "Ok, but sit over there in the corner and don't say a word."
After a while, a large, grizzly man thunders in and proclaims, "I'm so damn thirsty I could lick the sweat from the balls of a Brahma Bull!"
A small voice rings out from the corner of the bar, "MOO, MOO, BUCKEROO!!"
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tj zoom
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posted June 03, 2002 09:13 PM
Damn .....Tooooo F-en funny ...!!
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