Ballisticzx12r
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posted May 12, 2002 06:27 PM
Redelk Must Read
Read,
This is not ont eh any related subject of what we have this forum for but you will apperciate it once read.
Bart
>The prime minister of Israel sits down with Arafat at the beginning of negotiations regarding the resolution of the conflict. Prime Minister Sharon requests that he be allowed to begin with a story.
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>Arafat replies, "Of course."
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>The prime minister begins his story: "Years before the Israelites came to the Promised Land and settled here, Moses led them for 40 years through the desert. The Israelites began complaining that they were thirsty and, lo and behold, a miracle occurred and a stream appeared before them. They drank their fill and then decided to take advantage of the stream to do some bathing -- including Moses. When Moses came out of the water, he found that all his clothing was missing.
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>"'Who took my clothes?' Moses asked those around him.
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>"'It was the Palestinians,' replied the Israelites -- "
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>"Wait a minute," objected Arafat immediately. "There were no Palestinians during the time of Moses!"
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>"All right," replied the prime minister. "Now that we've got that settled, let's begin our negotiations."
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ZHooligan
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posted May 12, 2002 11:02 PM
Right on!!
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redelk
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posted May 13, 2002 06:09 AM
Headlines you'll never see in an Arab newspaper
Militant palestinians hide out in the house of some Jew named Jesus...
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There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.
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