RidgeRacer
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posted October 28, 2001 12:13 PM
 Edited By: RidgeRacer on 28 Oct 2001 12:46
Motorcycle Nightmare
The last thing I did last nite before I went to sleep was check the board and read the thread about speeding tickets.
It got me thinking about all the great ticket stories I have and could add in the morning. That's what I was thinking when I drifted off to sleep.
Next thing I know I'm riding down this deserted two lane hiway on the plains somewhere. Very flat, dead grass, barb wire fence, etc. Up ahead is a big oak tree, the only tree for miles, and behind it is a black & white. I think its funny because 'hiding' behind this big ass tree in the middle of nowhere just made him all the more conspicuous. Of course my first reaction is to check my speed. I'm going 62. But the cop pulls me over anyway. He's a big sterotypical southern cop, a cross between carrol o'conner in heat of the night and smokey and the bandits jackie gleason. Keeps calling me boy.
And actually I've been pulled over in front of the worlds worst motorcycle shop. If there was a motorcyle shop in the movie Deliverance it would of looked like this. Now while the cop is yelling at me I notice this other cop, a motorcycle cop pull up. He's riding this wierd painted bike that thats kawi green from mid tank forward and white and blue in back and says Kawasuki on the gas tank and GZSXXRR-5Qi on the tail. I'm staring at it thinking...'what the fck is it??
'PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU BOY!!!'
Sorry Officer....I'm listening.......Ah what did you say?
The motor cop starts checking my bike for equipment violations and tells me chicken strips less than 3/4" wide are illegal in this county.
Now the first cop hands me a carbon copy of ticket that is totally unreadable. I can't read the posted speed or what he says I was doing. All I can finally make out is the amount..$789.
I go back to my bike to find they have confiscated my tires and wheels as evidence. On the front of my bike is some old honda comstar wheel with a totally rusted out, non ventilated rotor on the left and nothing on the right. Just a block of wood stuck in my caliper to hold the pistons in.
My rear wheel is a rusty chrome wire spoke wheel with this skinny ass white wall tire that says Cheng-Su on the side...NNNOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
I start yelling and cussing out everyone and suddenly I can't breath. I think I'm having a heart attack or stroking out. I wake up in a pool of sweat with the blankets over my head and my sheet half sucked into my mouth.
I'm thinking I'm not going to read this board just before I go to bed for awhile.
   
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harpoon
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posted October 28, 2001 03:32 PM
Motorcycle Nightmare
Buddy,.................. You need HELP!!!!!
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Do you feel lucky?
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1reddawg12r
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posted October 28, 2001 06:22 PM
HEY BOY, i know the # to a real good dream doctor if you need it BOY!!! that is some weird sheat!!reddawg
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harryzx-12
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posted October 28, 2001 06:46 PM
That was a good one
Didn't mean to cause you any nightmares BOY!!!!! 
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways- Body thoroughly used up, totally worn out...Screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride !!!"
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Dino
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posted October 28, 2001 10:19 PM
Too funny ridgeracer!! I lmao picturing that one!
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frEEk
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ummm... yeah
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posted October 28, 2001 11:37 PM
BAHAHA!!! u couldnt have made up a better story!!
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