harryzx-12
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posted July 24, 2006 05:44 AM
I think our life cycle should be reversed
I think the life cycle is all backwards
You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways- Body thoroughly used up, totally worn out...Screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride !!!"
  
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kawasabi
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posted July 24, 2006 05:53 AM
Wow....
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VincentHill
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posted July 24, 2006 06:37 AM
Close! My plan is to leave everything the way it is , but between High School or College (WHen ever you finsih school you want, you do nothing like retirement from 20 to 22 to about 50, then you put in your 20 years of work! Everyone knows that you do your best work somewhere between 40 years old to 70 years Old and why be too late to enjoy life at 70! When you can do it at 20!
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Otis
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posted July 24, 2006 08:56 AM
Damn, Harry that was most profound.
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warbird
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posted July 25, 2006 10:17 AM
 
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