harryzx-12
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posted April 13, 2002 09:22 AM
Be careful,it's dangerous out there
I just got back from a ride on my wife's 250 ninja. One guy pulls over in my lane with me while I was even with the drivers door,he was looking in his rear view mirrow and never even looked to his side.I go to the local kawasaki shop(I'm in wilmington NC) as I'm leaving I have 1st gear about 1/2 way wound out and this stupid fuck in a black vette cuts across traffic travelling from the opposite direction and fuckin stops right in front of me.Talk about emergency braking!! Then he's yells something at ME (I had the right of way) So I inform him as loud as I can what a stupid fuck he is and comment on his driving ability.I had the strong desire to cause great bodily harm to that asshole.I just went on as it could lead to nothing but trouble , and jail is not where I want to be.I don't have anything against vette owners as I own one myself.Just the cocksuckers that think they own the road.Be careful they're out to kill us.
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22348bCVC
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posted April 13, 2002 11:24 AM
 Edited By: 22348bCVC on 13 Apr 2002 12:24
...glad you're okay, Harry...I had an infuriating experience myself yesterday...cruising on my bike at the coast on my way to some fun up in the mountains...I'm in the #2 lane with the right-of-way approaching a merge from a side street...I see a bubblehead bitch in a Saab ON A FREEKIN' CELL PHONE!!! make eye contact with me AS SHE FAILS TO FUCKIN' YIELD!! to me and other traffic behind me, and enters my lane and cuts me off, I had to apply the brakes to avoid a collision...I HAVE DOUBLE 100WATTS ON, ferchrissakes...how can the BITCH NOT see THAT?!?!?!?...so I pull up next to her on the driver's side at the traffic light and use my 9000-RPM MUZZY horn on her bitch-ass...(uh...I think my throttle was stuck, Officer...I'll fix it right away, Sir  )...held it for 'a little bit' and she's glaring and yelling something like "what are you doing?" at me as she continues to have the phone stuck on her ear...if my tires weren't new, I'd have filled her sorry-ass Saab with Bridgestone smoke, too...BITCH!!!...I didn't say a word to her...other than that, I'm a nice guy...no really...I am
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frEEk
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ummm... yeah
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posted April 13, 2002 04:12 PM
BAHA!!! sad thing is tho, i seriously doubt people ever get why u'r flippin them off, in whatever form u choose. i'm sure they almost always think they did nothing wrong, and u'r just an asshole terrorizing them for no reason. need stickers that have messages like "u'r car has signals for a reason" (preferrably wittier), and stick them on the windows as u go by.
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Your Car Is Slow
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Fuck Nitrous...Got Boost?
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posted April 13, 2002 04:44 PM
Harry...try to bring yer sorry ass back to FL in one piece allright? 
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GreenMamba
Parking Attendant
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posted April 13, 2002 06:55 PM
makes me want to...
invent/use a cell-phone jammer. 
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TripodMeat
Expert Class
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posted April 13, 2002 09:36 PM
Cell phone "jammers"...
They are already out there....just gotta know where to get them... 1.9 G out of commision like that!
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Ozzy
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need guberment cheese
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posted April 14, 2002 04:41 AM
That 'Vette needed its rearview mirror removed with your boot, seeing as the dumb fucker doesn't use it, he wouldn't have missed it!
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EastBayDave
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posted April 14, 2002 06:05 AM
You MUST treat every car like they don't see you; or you may pay for cagers' mistakes.
I've been hit by cages FIVE times in 30+ years of riding. 4 times HIT & RUN! Phkers will just run you over, & just keep on going without a second thought. I had broken bones in 4 out of 5 of these events, & some injuries are permanent resulting in shot arm/shoulder movement.
Last one a Little Old Lady in a Accord hits me head-on, runs me over, & hit the gas instead of the brakes, leaving a burnout (rubber marks) on my chest/shoulder as she split. I now have no ligaments (surgically removed) from my left humerus bone to the collarbone, constant pain, along with numerous bone chips from the broken shoulder.
I bet she even sleeps nights... 
WATCH OUT!!!
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MadMike
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FEAR THE BLACK FLAG!!!!!!!!
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posted April 14, 2002 07:20 AM
Holy cow dave you need a video camera mounted on your bike at all times!! what a rotton little bitch! and REDELK!!!!! Dude here is your chance make up some labels that we can all buy from you!! so when this happens we can politly leave them on the A#$holes car's!!! Ill buy 20!
I dont get to street ride as often as I would like any more but I rember when I first got my 12! it was overheating cruzing around so I take a jont down an empty street, and im coming up to a car in my left lane of a 4 lane, we are both going the same direction, he stops in front of a bar and grill, and I assume he is going to turn left! but I notice he seems to hesitate, brake lights flicker once or twice and no traffic coming from the other direction!! PROBLEM! my mind says. so I start decelerating quickly, and sure enough this idiot turns right and crosses directly in front of me and my lane!! by time I got stopped I was sideway's and about 4" from his damn car, well needless to say I called him everything but smart,nice and old. he was like the deer in the headlights, and a little satisfaction was the bar he was going into everyone that was on their deck were laughing their asses off on what a dumbshit this guy was!! they were carring on and pointing at him. now that made me kind of laugh..
Mad Mike
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frEEk
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ummm... yeah
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posted April 14, 2002 10:21 AM
damn madmike, its not often u get that kinda satisfaction from telling off a dambass! wonder if he remembered that little event next time he was about to pull a stupid move.
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blkrnbw
Novice Class
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posted April 15, 2002 11:10 AM
hrm
Take their mirror with ya next time ;-).
Brian
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harryzx-12
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posted April 15, 2002 02:56 PM
Dumbfucks talking on cell phones while driving
Don't get me started on them! I'm going back to fla tomorrow. Hey, YourCarisSlow why don't you go to gainesville raceway on sat the 20th? Or come over earlier to lake city and we'll go riding.
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princesskiwi
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MISTRESS of SMACK
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posted April 15, 2002 02:58 PM
Reach into her window, grab the cell phone, ride off...
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harryzx-12
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posted April 16, 2002 05:09 AM
Air conditioning
It's hot here and most people have their windows up and their A/C's on.I have thought of one of those air horn's that are powered by a can of compressed air..44mag would probably get their attention quicker! (JK)
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your car is slow
Needs a job
Fuck Nitrous...Got Boost?
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posted April 16, 2002 05:27 AM
I Leave for Vegas in a few days Harry...otherwise I would be over at Jeffs getting some dyno runs in on the spray.
I know that Rick, Shawn, Steve and a few other guys are going for a ride in the gville/ocala area on saturday on some roads we "found" while getting lost one day on the way to Tampa. The area was really sweet and I really want to go...but...fuck that...vegas for 5 days beats riding for one
Plus I need my vacation
Im pretty sure rick posts here..but if he doesnt see it and you wanna go...his email is Rick_Gregory@yahoo.com
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DoubleAught
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posted April 16, 2002 06:37 AM
I was riding through Guntersville, AL, Saturday, and the following happened within 2 blocks, on a straight road, going 30mph - First, an SUV floats over into my lane, forcing me to swerve hard to avoid being run into a parked car.
Three seconds later, a second SUV slammed on the brakes in the lane to my right, and then does a U-turn directly in front of me to get to a parking space on my left. Had to lift the back wheel about 2 feet in the air to avoid T-boning this fool. 10 seconds later, a car pulls out of parking spot on the other side of the road, narrowly missing an 18 wheeler, jumps into my lane at about 5 mph, maybe 20 feet in front of me while I'm going 40, and just sits there. A quick swerve took care of him.
I used to get mad at stuff like this, but I realized years ago that if you get mad every time someone in a car tries to kill you, then you will be mad every time you take your bike out of the garage. So now, I expect people to F up, and I'm disappointed when they drive like they have good sense.
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