posted March 02, 2002 06:25 AM
Oh Yeah!!! "First Mate! Take the helm while I go to my stateroom and change my undies"
I was on the USS Enterprise when the harbor pilot ran us aground in San Francisco Bay. It was embarassing and we lost a few reactors but it wasn't scary like this tug's antics.
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posted March 02, 2002 12:19 PM
Isn't that a drawbridge? Now hear this! Now hear this! All hands rig for collision. Belay that! All hands rig for watertight quarters! Belay that! Make your depth... Belay that! All hands rig for some horrible scraping sound...and for God sakes turn the bilge pumps up REAL high...all ahead full! Now hear this! The uniform of the day is soiled underwear...
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posted March 02, 2002 05:57 PM
A new Olympic event! EXTREME TUGBOATING!
"Well, Jim... it was a pretty good program. The "Bridge Duck" was excellently executed. They were a little slow to recover from that list and I think that will cost them with the judges. Now a word from our sponsor.... SaniFlush."
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posted March 02, 2002 10:15 PM
BAHA!!! don't say it twice redelk, or Fox will really take a derivative of this event & make it into a new series, or at least one of them 2 hour specials!
quote:BAHA!!! don't say it twice redelk, or Fox will really take a derivative of this event & make it into a new series, or at least one of them 2 hour specials!
Do ya think it can compete with lawnmower racing?
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posted March 03, 2002 01:55 PM
way cool, 'cept I can't get all the pic's to load????
Where the heck was the crew when it went under? they must of bailed...I hope. If not, it took huge balls to ride that one out.
posted March 04, 2002 06:31 AM
The captain always goes down with the ship!!!
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