beansbaxter
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posted May 28, 2004 11:47 PM
OT: Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
I wonder if it was consensual? Are hens able to give consent? Was the hen over 18? So the hen preferred humans over cocks? I guess this brings up the age old question....Which came first, the chicken or the man?
I mean come on...that hen was a total slut. Raise your hand if you didnt have sex with that hen. Well that's certainly nothing to crow about. Dont forget to pound your chicken before you cook it. One hen in the sack is worth 2 in the bush...
This is one cockamanny story if I ever heard one...that hen must have been one pretty hot chick.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040528/od_nm/zambia_suicide_dc
   
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harryzx-12
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posted May 29, 2004 04:29 AM
Damn, has TurboDogFucker developed a taste for chicken now? 
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TurboBlew
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posted May 29, 2004 06:00 AM
Thats all you biatch
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posted May 29, 2004 10:53 AM
 Edited By: your car is slow on 29 May 2004 11:54
gross
From harrys website:
http://www.censorthis.com/edward/fkchick.html
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harryzx-12
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posted May 29, 2004 02:02 PM
That's funny, You posted the link there YourDickIsSmall= YourDickIsSmallEnoughToFuckAChicken! 
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your car is slow
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posted May 29, 2004 02:11 PM
hehehe
Dont lie..thats in the "Harry's Guide to fun and excitement in Lake city" periodical!
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matt sterbator
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posted May 29, 2004 02:54 PM
Harry, you know that hurts his feelings !!!
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jonwright
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posted May 30, 2004 02:19 PM
The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.
"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.
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So did he try to kill the chicken or his wife?
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matt sterbator
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posted May 31, 2004 08:04 AM
quote:
The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.
"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.
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So did he try to kill the chicken or his wife?
Is there a difference ?
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