posted February 18, 2004 05:36 AM
Looks like he beat the "haggis" out of himself on that one...lol.
Oh to be Harry... he has a free pass from being "smoke checked" for the next few weeks. I guess we can burn him on this board...lol
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posted February 18, 2004 05:37 AM
Just for your info there , you Iowaassweed, I was diving off the high diving board at the public pool when I was 4 or 5 years old (12 ft high).Where did you swim as a boy, in a fuckin corn field? ____________
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posted February 18, 2004 05:39 AM
Mike.. whatever you do... dont post the "Harry discovers the men's steambath" footage.... I just had a lovely breakfast and would hate to see it all over this nice keyboard...lol
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posted February 18, 2004 05:41 AM
Kate was delayed in charlotte by customs/immigrations so her plane didn't arrive in orlando until 10pm.
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posted February 18, 2004 05:42 AM
Or the gangbang on steve by the harlem globetrotters footage either!
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posted February 18, 2004 11:17 AM
Good thing you didn't make it to the pool...
Swimming Pool Dive Stick Recall
U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) and 15 firms are announcing the recall of more than 19 million dive sticks used in swimming pools. In shallow water, children can fall or land on a dive stick and suffer rectal or vaginal impalement. Facial and eye injuries also are possible when children attempt to retrieve the sticks under water. According to CPSC Chairman Ann Brown, these dives sticks are dangerous and should not be used.
CPSC knows of six impalement injuries and one facial injury to children six to nine years old. Although the number of reported incidents is relatively low, the severity of the injuries that have occurred is very significant. Three of the children suffered rectal and three suffered vaginal impalements from dive sticks placed in backyard pools or, in one case, a hot tub. In four of the six incidents, the injuries that occurred required surgery and hospitalization. The facial injury occurred when a child bobbed down to retrieve a dive stick and lacerated her face just below her eye, requiring stitches.
The dive sticks being recalled are hard plastic and are either cylinder-shaped or shark-shaped. When dropped into water, the dive sticks sink to the bottom of a pool and stand upright so that children can swim or dive down and retrieve them. The cylinder-shaped plastic sticks measure about four to eight inches long and about one inch or less in diameter. The shark-shaped plastic sticks measure about seven inches long and have an egg-shaped bottom. The sticks come in a variety of colors. Most are packaged in kits of three to six sticks, and some are packaged with other pool diving games.
These dive sticks have been sold at grocery, drug, pool, and discount department stores nationwide for about $4 to $7 per set under numerous brand names, most of which do not appear on the dive stick itself. Consumers should stop using dive sticks immediately and throw them out.
Depending on the sticks owned, consumers can receive a refund, replacement or repair.
Then again, I heerd ya wouldn't give yer's up, Harry!
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posted February 18, 2004 02:47 PM
And you operate on "live poles", as in attached to males, you dyersburg douchbag!
U 2 larry! Is it true you still hold the record for deepest anal insertion of the naval replica of the john holmes dildo? ____________
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posted February 18, 2004 08:36 PM
Hasn't anyone ever heard of a dry run before?
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posted February 19, 2004 06:06 AM
Oh man...The poor guy's got track marks all over him from the people railing on him! Harry, it's all in good fun man!
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posted February 19, 2004 06:59 AM
Why the fuck would someone pay money for a damn stick in the water just to play fetch, hell, throw some pennies down there and get'em.
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