22348bCVC
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posted December 25, 2001 12:29 PM
 Edited By: 22348bCVC on 25 Dec 2001 12:34
A Very K9 X-MAS
Twas a few hours before Christmas, a burglar alarm sound
A door left wide open, I must now use my hound
A search of the building, many places to hide
I yell out my warnings, man...it's huge inside
We search and we probe, we look low and high
We're being very careful, our very best we try
And when its all over, I look for my dog
There he is!...my partner!...DAMN!...he's left a 'YULE LOG'
The odor's not nice, it permeates the air
I say, "BAD DOG!", he gives me a stare
And so I must scoop it with baggie covered hand
And he looks and he licks himself just because he can
And as we're leaving, I look back at the site
And realize it's just my dog's way of saying...
"A Very Merry Christmas And To All A Good Night!!!"
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...just relax...my dog wants to use only one of your legs...
  
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ddpete3
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posted December 25, 2001 12:50 PM
Christmas POO!!!
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My name is Doug, damnit!
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22348bCVC
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posted December 25, 2001 01:02 PM
...nah...it's a 'yule log'...about as desirable as a fruit cake!
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...just relax...my dog wants to use only one of your legs...
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Bonehead69
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posted December 25, 2001 08:49 PM
Thanks.......I liked that!!!!!!
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frEEk
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ummm... yeah
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posted December 26, 2001 09:18 PM
BAHA!! Mr Hanky strikes again!
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Bigju
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posted December 27, 2001 12:08 PM
That was funny!
I have one question, why do the dogs always leave turds in areas they search?
Also I can one up you with that. It was Christmas eve and I was late as usual. The K9 officer was giving a speach to the uniform officers about when to request the dog. After he was done and walked outside the Watch Commander asked if anyone noticed the dog had an erection? Me being the guy I am "always in trouble" replied how many people were looking at the dogs dick!!! After the laughter I was in trouble again. Damn Watch Commander can't take a joke
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